Aug 27, 2020 2:50 PM
InconspicuousUnicorn
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lawlphailure
The bird is in full "Fuck you" mode, and the god is like "what's that over there cobra-chicken?"
poopjokesarefunny
He likes it, hey Mikey!
Barjack
Where is that elephant and ostrich gif when you need it
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
That's cute until somebody loses an eye.
StacyLikedIt
I would love that. Where can I find this goose?
ButterfaceTaintClown
at Happy Endings Sauna Massage Parlor and Grill.
TinaMarie16
That is one patient dog!
petresun
Mean ass goose, chill ass dog.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
"You must be cleansed of the parasites, canid" .
pogoblaster
“Hey! I got goosed!”....dog in Rodney Dangerfield voice
GravityPulls
No Happy Ending with this massage!!
kretinet
Is that the same dog that ate that bird that sat on the fence the other day?
Kerblamo
v
bvines10389
I love the head dunk at the end, like 'Have some of this, fuck face...'
larskongo
NotSoDarkKnight
*thwaap* here, have some water.
Paulier73
Cane Corsa...gorgeous Italian Mastiff
Rapbot20
Hey quit judging... some dumb people pay for that
retrostone21
My Pittie doesn't give a hoot if you grab her jowls, it's so funny to see this big baby just stand there, like a goose isn't biting them.
THEcableguy
Who wants a body massage?!
DriveByPianist
As a parent, this is what having children is like
MissEpona
Looks like one of those fascia massages where the therapist yanks your skin and tells you it’ll feel better later.
DiabeticDolphin
Did you?
thesturgeonLarry
Yes
carrotsonfire
Well, it'll feel better in the same way that my head feels better when I stop hitting it against the wall.
ruferto
... so it feels better is what you're saying
Shnowonlymemes
This is forced grooming.
dancinshroom
is it? I'm pretty sure that dog can just walk away from the fenced in duck
The aggressive nature is an act of dominance. The dog is being told to stay and listening.
....is it though? Its a bit of a stretch to assume that from this... Really doubt that. Its ears are up and alert not down and cowering.
RedSkizzers
This is clearly a duck at some petting zoo and a curious dog just visiting. What are you even talking about?
upcountrycare
Woo! Italian mastiff!
StruckandMaul
Absolute zen.
Thenameinthename
Wait for him to return the favor..
blumpk1npie
Ha. Goose is probably wondering why the fuck the winter fluff won't come out
doodlebopples0
SavagePatchKids
Andthentheyfucked.mp4
itiswhatitis365
volantredx
A lot of Mastiff type dogs have very thick skin to protect against bites. It's likely he can't even feel the goose biting him.
Dergen89
goose dont have tooth
CelticmoonKate
My lab LOVED the geese doing this. She would bound up to them and stand for as long as they would keep it up. Pretty cute.
SapphireXK
Pics or it didn't happen
I honestly wish I had pics. I have no pictures of either the geese or that dog, and it is painful. It’s like the only record of them is 1/
My memories, and my memory is so bad, someday they’ll just disappear and their lives won’t have mattered. :( 2/2
lawlphailure
The bird is in full "Fuck you" mode, and the god is like "what's that over there cobra-chicken?"
poopjokesarefunny
He likes it, hey Mikey!
Barjack
Where is that elephant and ostrich gif when you need it
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
That's cute until somebody loses an eye.
StacyLikedIt
I would love that. Where can I find this goose?
ButterfaceTaintClown
at Happy Endings Sauna Massage Parlor and Grill.
TinaMarie16
That is one patient dog!
petresun
Mean ass goose, chill ass dog.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
"You must be cleansed of the parasites, canid" .
pogoblaster
“Hey! I got goosed!”....dog in Rodney Dangerfield voice
GravityPulls
No Happy Ending with this massage!!
kretinet
Is that the same dog that ate that bird that sat on the fence the other day?
Kerblamo
bvines10389
I love the head dunk at the end, like 'Have some of this, fuck face...'
larskongo
NotSoDarkKnight
*thwaap* here, have some water.
Paulier73
Cane Corsa...gorgeous Italian Mastiff
Rapbot20
Hey quit judging... some dumb people pay for that
retrostone21
My Pittie doesn't give a hoot if you grab her jowls, it's so funny to see this big baby just stand there, like a goose isn't biting them.
THEcableguy
Who wants a body massage?!
DriveByPianist
As a parent, this is what having children is like
MissEpona
Looks like one of those fascia massages where the therapist yanks your skin and tells you it’ll feel better later.
DiabeticDolphin
Did you?
thesturgeonLarry
Yes
carrotsonfire
Well, it'll feel better in the same way that my head feels better when I stop hitting it against the wall.
ruferto
... so it feels better is what you're saying
Shnowonlymemes
This is forced grooming.
dancinshroom
is it? I'm pretty sure that dog can just walk away from the fenced in duck
Shnowonlymemes
The aggressive nature is an act of dominance. The dog is being told to stay and listening.
dancinshroom
....is it though? Its a bit of a stretch to assume that from this... Really doubt that. Its ears are up and alert not down and cowering.
RedSkizzers
This is clearly a duck at some petting zoo and a curious dog just visiting. What are you even talking about?
upcountrycare
Woo! Italian mastiff!
StruckandMaul
Absolute zen.
Thenameinthename
Wait for him to return the favor..
blumpk1npie
Ha. Goose is probably wondering why the fuck the winter fluff won't come out
doodlebopples0
SavagePatchKids
Andthentheyfucked.mp4
itiswhatitis365
volantredx
A lot of Mastiff type dogs have very thick skin to protect against bites. It's likely he can't even feel the goose biting him.
Dergen89
goose dont have tooth
CelticmoonKate
My lab LOVED the geese doing this. She would bound up to them and stand for as long as they would keep it up. Pretty cute.
SapphireXK
Pics or it didn't happen
CelticmoonKate
I honestly wish I had pics. I have no pictures of either the geese or that dog, and it is painful. It’s like the only record of them is 1/
CelticmoonKate
My memories, and my memory is so bad, someday they’ll just disappear and their lives won’t have mattered. :( 2/2