face massage

Aug 27, 2020 2:50 PM

InconspicuousUnicorn

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face massage

The bird is in full "Fuck you" mode, and the god is like "what's that over there cobra-chicken?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He likes it, hey Mikey!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is that elephant and ostrich gif when you need it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cute until somebody loses an eye.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would love that. Where can I find this goose?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

at Happy Endings Sauna Massage Parlor and Grill.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one patient dog!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mean ass goose, chill ass dog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You must be cleansed of the parasites, canid" .

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Hey! I got goosed!”....dog in Rodney Dangerfield voice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Happy Ending with this massage!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the same dog that ate that bird that sat on the fence the other day?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

I love the head dunk at the end, like 'Have some of this, fuck face...'

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

*thwaap* here, have some water.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cane Corsa...gorgeous Italian Mastiff

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey quit judging... some dumb people pay for that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Pittie doesn't give a hoot if you grab her jowls, it's so funny to see this big baby just stand there, like a goose isn't biting them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who wants a body massage?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a parent, this is what having children is like

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like one of those fascia massages where the therapist yanks your skin and tells you it’ll feel better later.

6 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

Did you?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, it'll feel better in the same way that my head feels better when I stop hitting it against the wall.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

... so it feels better is what you're saying

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is forced grooming.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

is it? I'm pretty sure that dog can just walk away from the fenced in duck

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The aggressive nature is an act of dominance. The dog is being told to stay and listening.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

....is it though? Its a bit of a stretch to assume that from this... Really doubt that. Its ears are up and alert not down and cowering.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is clearly a duck at some petting zoo and a curious dog just visiting. What are you even talking about?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Woo! Italian mastiff!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute zen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait for him to return the favor..

6 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 1

Ha. Goose is probably wondering why the fuck the winter fluff won't come out

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Andthentheyfucked.mp4

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of Mastiff type dogs have very thick skin to protect against bites. It's likely he can't even feel the goose biting him.

6 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

goose dont have tooth

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My lab LOVED the geese doing this. She would bound up to them and stand for as long as they would keep it up. Pretty cute.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I honestly wish I had pics. I have no pictures of either the geese or that dog, and it is painful. It’s like the only record of them is 1/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My memories, and my memory is so bad, someday they’ll just disappear and their lives won’t have mattered. :( 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0