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Trump depicts himself stock trading inside the Oval Office (Sunday) on Truth Social.
Sep 7, 2026 2:23 AM
OceansRust
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Trump depicts himself stock trading inside the Oval Office (Sunday) on Truth Social.
B0ardski
Isn't that like #1 on the unconstitutional list? I mean pedophilia isn't even on the list.
Imalwaysready
As proof of trump’s claim, we should set him down in front of stock trading software and tell him to show us how to buy and sell stock. Then we see how long it takes him to go full-on Zoolander trying to get to the stocks in the computer.
seenunseen
And then on the 5th we shot Iranian crude tankers
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
beerkrump
It's all a grift.
michaelfire
Oil companies, gas refineries, and governments that subsidize gas buy contracts all the time- hedging cost increases- but also could enrich someone who already had future contracts- like pledging/laundering stolen Venezuelan, Russian, Iranian, or Saudi oil
KR1570F
Nationalize every dollar owned by trump and kushner.
beaubrent
Will nobody ever be prosecuted for this?!
whoatherebigfella
LuveBunny
Its unreal having worked at a bank that the compliance stopped any of these kind of shenanigans but for the President and Senate and House and Supreme Court its all okilidokili. At a bank now, if you get a gift for more than a 100 bucks you have to report it (and likely return it).
itsthevoiceman
We need automated trackers that can determine precisely when he buys shit, and then tell us, so we can do it to. Even if we only buy the same shit at a few hundred bucks, or a few tens of bucks. We should all be getting in on his insider trading while he's still doing it.
Also, he needs to be hunted and put down.
YouRadicalizedMe
Off with his head!
TrumpIsAFelon
For $100,000 a month you can get the inside track too
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
With Congress, the disclosure law reports their trades after a month.
MothMonsterMan
Just one brave secret service agent could become a world hero. Cemented in human history
Sticklebrickk
Don't worry! He's been floating the idea of selling subscriptions to insider trading on Truth Social! He's for the people!
spyderj
Not just floating the idea, it's live: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-11/donald-trump-sells-early-access-to-truth-social-posts/107015908
largomatic
Why is everybody recording videos from their cars? Wtf
Imalwaysready
It will become less weird once all the cars are self-driving, at least.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Acoustics?
tooL8
Better than those recorded in a bathroom 🚻 😳
brokehackfourlane
its so fing irritating
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Privacy, or at least the illusion of that.
SmellingMistake
Well it would just be rude to record video from someone else's car.
usingYourMomAsAHat
Ikr Think people!
SirSmurfalot
At least he was not holding a lavalier mic out in front of his face like a fucking idiot.
Fayen
I swear that trend started after that stupid Bentley commercial.
ElasticFireCracker
Is that what those stupid looking dust bunnies are called?
whoatherebigfella
klean9
I asked the same question a few days ago
INeverReadTheTOS
Air conditioned, comfy seat, good soundproofing and acoustics, natural lighting. Why NOT record in your car?
rossimus
Because it's been done so much and has become so cliche that people start focusing on your tired aesthetic instead of the content you're creating.
korndogg83
One reason could be relative anonymity as opposed to showcasing parts of your home and being judged by oversized underwear draped over furniture in the background…
NZSheeps
You don't drape your oversized underwear over the steering wheel in your car?
korndogg83
Ordinarily it just functions as the passenger side headrest cover.
StarmineRendezvous
Are they supposed to afford a house at this point?
Imalwaysready
Dude, it’s not that hard to buy a house. Just get some insider information, place a last minute risky futures play with a few hundred million, collect the rewards, and buy up hundreds of homes, rent them at over-market rates, collect the profits, wash, rinse, repeat.
largomatic
Frankly, I’m surprised people can afford cars.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Dammit beat me to it.