Don’t mess with the watermelon

Jul 27, 2020 8:39 PM

supremedreamz

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#funny

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Needs sound

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This is funnier with audio.

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He's for real g. He showed me his gun g. Shit. What am I gonna do now? Can't dance.

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Just watched this guy drop 50lb of glitter into an industrial fan in that room. He must like cleaning horrific messes.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“I WONT DIE LIKE THIS, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!!!”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This dude is great for a good laugh; check out his stuff https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3v6sjWuPxtW36jQ-if4OuA

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Why is there a hotdog hanging out?

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Why are you staring at his wiener for?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m here for the melons dude

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the guy that opened surstromming in his car!

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Damn, he really likes winning those stupid prices, doesn't he.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anyone getting in his car again:

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which one is the one where you pee on a shark and bury it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is surstromming???

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's fermented sea herring. Very disgusting, I recommend.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pickled Herring. That's the short story. The Long is... you open this stuff up (usually in a sealed container) and people evacuate...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rotten fish. Literally. Intentionally poorly canned fish. It's banned on airplanes. It's a delicacy. Sort of. Story goes, occupying 1/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

military offered the starving locals up their spoiled rations, and when they came back later, the locals had made it a tradition.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gross. I love it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throws himself backwards more when he realizes what's happening

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This clip is much better with sound. Don't have the link, but I'll be back with it later...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I There! Im back and have the link

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

❤️

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brandon Farris.

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Water-malone!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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Modern day masterpiece

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I recently found Brandon Farris and he's now my favorite YouTuber channel! Love seeing him everywhere. XD

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU DIED

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His youtube channel is downright hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brandon Farris is a treasure

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Fine, but something on first.

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He ded.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago (deleted Oct 28, 2020 1:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

?

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where is his mom to beat his ass for not doing that shit outside, where it belongs ?

6 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 3

He's not a child, just stupid

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

he is old enough to be his own mom

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He's popular on tik Tok and I just watched a vid where he blew 4 lbs of glitter around his room...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It was 53 lbs of purple glitter someone sent him in the mail that he dumped into a giant industrial floor fan. The video is on his fb page.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He also tries to make fireworks inside and kills his kitchen. Don’t think his wife was happy with that one.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brandon Farris doesnt give a shit.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Jear Desus!

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Sholy Hit!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*looks at Brandon pouring 53 lbs of glitter into an industrial fan inside his apartment* ....accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Wonder if I can talk him into doing the same bit with flour... For reasons. (I hate dumb joke YT/social media culture).

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was it that much? Damn

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that a red balloon at the end, or the inside of the watermelon?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

In the video you can tell it's a red speed punching bag that fell over.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's a hotdog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a boy watermelon?

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I like how he startles when the melon twitches, but it's the resulting carnage that really seals the deal for me on this one.

6 years ago | Likes 1149 Dislikes 2

You should hear it woth audio its way better

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is definitely great. I really want to find the source of this clip to listen to it as well.

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

His whole channel is hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

For about a week. He is a funny (and nice) guy but gets repetitive.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't stand him. Every video is the same, and he can't. Handle. ANYTHING. NOTHING. how does he SURVIVE. What does he EAT? UGH

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Enjoy. https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I

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Starts at 1:35, stay for the milk jug at the end

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Thank you for this precious gift.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His face had like a half second seizure.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Like the sound version though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did...did the explosion perfectly skin that water melon? The last frame is...suspicious.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

looks like a decoration, you can see smaller similar shaped object of different colors next to it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I noticed that too. I wonder if it was frozen, maybe?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

nvm, another comment says it was something else on his desk

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Good lookin’ out, bud

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Exploding watermelons are responsible for more than half of watermelon-related fatalities each year.

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I thought it was from the massive watery poo that comes from eating too much watermelon... :( as I am going through right now T_T SAVE ME!!!

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What's the rest, seeds or Florida gun-related incidents?

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false fact - rapid anal insertions are responsible for far more.

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And the government is doing literally nothing about it.

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That's because they're run by Big Watermelon

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There's LITERALLY nothing going on right now. What's their excuse?!?!

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That’s an upvote for you!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The other 50%? Gallagher and his sledge-omatic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4

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Yep they are the 4th largest cause of black fatalities. Trailing behind pork-chops and FEMA.

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Oh snap

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Wow. Shame there are 3 of you.

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I think some extremely uptight people didn't realize you were making a joke.

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What about the other half?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It flies the other way and thus doesn't hurt anyone.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eating seeds and and having a watermelon grow in your stomach. Source, 13 yr old kid swore it was true when I was 6.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh I forgot about this. This used to be a huge fear of mine

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure that was little Donnie Feinelstien back in '63 over on oak street. Poor kid

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This dude:

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Gallagher, the secret influence of every one of my children at the dinner table.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL Gallagher!! Saw him about 15-18 years ago

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Source: https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I

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Uhmm...Oops!

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Thanks. dunno how many times this has been uploaded now never with sound. Misses the best part that he just says he used the last band.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"It's the last rubber band I hav...oop!"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bob Ross abuse!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bob was lactose intolerant

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We spent like 5 hours watching his videos yesterday. He's hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Same. The Swedish fermented fish episode was hilarious.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh god I didn't watch that one yet. Off we go!

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.

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❤️

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Best 3 minutes of my day.

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Thank you!

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This is the dumbest thing I watched this week.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

and it was glorious

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He has a lot of videos where he breaks a recipe with google translate and then follows it anyway. He's great

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Magnifique!

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He got weenie juice in his eyes SO MANY TIMES ?

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I never thought I would hear someone say that, let alone say it that many times in a 3 minute period.

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Brandon is full of surprises

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And chaos

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Seems that way. After watching this video I started watching more and more. My sides hurt from laughing.

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