Jul 27, 2020 8:39 PM
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#funny
MutteringMisanthrope
LaoFu
Needs sound
Gianttesticlemonster
madbydesign
This is funnier with audio.
HeatproofNut
IDoPictureStuff
He's for real g. He showed me his gun g. Shit. What am I gonna do now? Can't dance.
Romiet
Just watched this guy drop 50lb of glitter into an industrial fan in that room. He must like cleaning horrific messes.
Bloodreck
“I WONT DIE LIKE THIS, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!!!”
CanadianCobraChicken
This dude is great for a good laugh; check out his stuff https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3v6sjWuPxtW36jQ-if4OuA
PiaraAwwStarr
pauldegraaf
Why is there a hotdog hanging out?
NachoPete
Kyen155
Why are you staring at his wiener for?
I’m here for the melons dude
RafaelHugNKiss
That's the guy that opened surstromming in his car!
abetteridiot
Damn, he really likes winning those stupid prices, doesn't he.
Anyone getting in his car again:
ProfessorPlaidula
Which one is the one where you pee on a shark and bury it?
EnlightenmentSatori
What is surstromming???
Fourthmealin
It's fermented sea herring. Very disgusting, I recommend.
Achromos
Pickled Herring. That's the short story. The Long is... you open this stuff up (usually in a sealed container) and people evacuate...
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Rotten fish. Literally. Intentionally poorly canned fish. It's banned on airplanes. It's a delicacy. Sort of. Story goes, occupying 1/
military offered the starving locals up their spoiled rations, and when they came back later, the locals had made it a tradition.
Gross. I love it.
FoxMitchell
Throws himself backwards more when he realizes what's happening
GideonGrey
This clip is much better with sound. Don't have the link, but I'll be back with it later...
https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I There! Im back and have the link
❤️
SigilLovesSpace
Brandon Farris.
oldmanflags
5Outta7
Water-malone!
v
newshoesoldfeet
Modern day masterpiece
chellyl4d
I recently found Brandon Farris and he's now my favorite YouTuber channel! Love seeing him everywhere. XD
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
YOU DIED
morgdog
His youtube channel is downright hilarious
RedDirt3D
Brandon Farris is a treasure
Nekocatz13
EternalEclypse
TakuanSoho
LariCheltsy
maninthedarkness
Fine, but something on first.
He ded.
[deleted]
?
Mayyybe
throwawayaccount321
k5user
where is his mom to beat his ass for not doing that shit outside, where it belongs ?
RatedEforEveryoneGaming
He's not a child, just stupid
BigDickLaCroix
he is old enough to be his own mom
OnFleekDicPics
He's popular on tik Tok and I just watched a vid where he blew 4 lbs of glitter around his room...
TranquilInsanity
It was 53 lbs of purple glitter someone sent him in the mail that he dumped into a giant industrial floor fan. The video is on his fb page.
KillerHeels
He also tries to make fireworks inside and kills his kitchen. Don’t think his wife was happy with that one.
ReadySetHibernate
Brandon Farris doesnt give a shit.
Outnumberedbydogs
Jear Desus!
Sholy Hit!
BigDamnArtist
*looks at Brandon pouring 53 lbs of glitter into an industrial fan inside his apartment* ....accurate.
Aaronb1138
Wonder if I can talk him into doing the same bit with flour... For reasons. (I hate dumb joke YT/social media culture).
Was it that much? Damn
ScottBugVillain
Is that a red balloon at the end, or the inside of the watermelon?
Thankyouforthis
In the video you can tell it's a red speed punching bag that fell over.
JezebelleMk
It's a hotdog.
Euphoria29
Is that a boy watermelon?
Tnightwalk3r
feren
I like how he startles when the melon twitches, but it's the resulting carnage that really seals the deal for me on this one.
Cloudtan
You should hear it woth audio its way better
badgerkingbass
This is definitely great. I really want to find the source of this clip to listen to it as well.
His whole channel is hilarious
idontlikepickingusername
For about a week. He is a funny (and nice) guy but gets repetitive.
Nandabun
I can't stand him. Every video is the same, and he can't. Handle. ANYTHING. NOTHING. how does he SURVIVE. What does he EAT? UGH
CollectiveKeen
Enjoy. https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I
llamallamadingd0ng
salikarn
Starts at 1:35, stay for the milk jug at the end
hazard0uswaste
Thank you for this precious gift.
Rkfinecake
His face had like a half second seizure.
LAMovieDesign
Agreed. Like the sound version though.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Did...did the explosion perfectly skin that water melon? The last frame is...suspicious.
SciencePetsComputers
looks like a decoration, you can see smaller similar shaped object of different colors next to it.
wantfastcars
I noticed that too. I wonder if it was frozen, maybe?
nvm, another comment says it was something else on his desk
Good lookin’ out, bud
commentsivehadafew
Exploding watermelons are responsible for more than half of watermelon-related fatalities each year.
RandomU4ria
I thought it was from the massive watery poo that comes from eating too much watermelon... :( as I am going through right now T_T SAVE ME!!!
SubtleOrc
alecdshope
What's the rest, seeds or Florida gun-related incidents?
HeHeHebieJeebies
false fact - rapid anal insertions are responsible for far more.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
And the government is doing literally nothing about it.
That's because they're run by Big Watermelon
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
There's LITERALLY nothing going on right now. What's their excuse?!?!
FemalienOne
That’s an upvote for you!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
The other 50%? Gallagher and his sledge-omatic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4
1LostPuppy
Yep they are the 4th largest cause of black fatalities. Trailing behind pork-chops and FEMA.
lynnpie
Oh snap
JustInTime4TheHollandaise
Wow. Shame there are 3 of you.
dremth
I think some extremely uptight people didn't realize you were making a joke.
What about the other half?
thislooksfun
It flies the other way and thus doesn't hurt anyone.
Paksennarionisabadass
Eating seeds and and having a watermelon grow in your stomach. Source, 13 yr old kid swore it was true when I was 6.
Oh I forgot about this. This used to be a huge fear of mine
baals
Sure that was little Donnie Feinelstien back in '63 over on oak street. Poor kid
Tiggums
This dude:
vingtvingt
Gallagher, the secret influence of every one of my children at the dinner table.
putcleverusernamehere
LOL Gallagher!! Saw him about 15-18 years ago
Source: https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I
NakedGalaxy
Uhmm...Oops!
ValkerionTM
Thanks. dunno how many times this has been uploaded now never with sound. Misses the best part that he just says he used the last band.
Smarq777
"It's the last rubber band I hav...oop!"
probshouldntsayitbut
Bob Ross abuse!
Lynne22
Bob was lactose intolerant
kelseysaurusrex
We spent like 5 hours watching his videos yesterday. He's hilarious
gamblingpoet
Same. The Swedish fermented fish episode was hilarious.
Oh god I didn't watch that one yet. Off we go!
ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess
.
Yesisaidthat
Best 3 minutes of my day.
ojan115
Thank you!
feanix
This is the dumbest thing I watched this week.
MoDog
and it was glorious
He has a lot of videos where he breaks a recipe with google translate and then follows it anyway. He's great
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Magnifique!
He got weenie juice in his eyes SO MANY TIMES ?
I never thought I would hear someone say that, let alone say it that many times in a 3 minute period.
Brandon is full of surprises
And chaos
Seems that way. After watching this video I started watching more and more. My sides hurt from laughing.
MutteringMisanthrope
LaoFu
Needs sound
Gianttesticlemonster
madbydesign
This is funnier with audio.
HeatproofNut
IDoPictureStuff
He's for real g. He showed me his gun g. Shit. What am I gonna do now? Can't dance.
HeatproofNut
Romiet
Just watched this guy drop 50lb of glitter into an industrial fan in that room. He must like cleaning horrific messes.
Bloodreck
“I WONT DIE LIKE THIS, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!!!”
CanadianCobraChicken
This dude is great for a good laugh; check out his stuff https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3v6sjWuPxtW36jQ-if4OuA
PiaraAwwStarr
pauldegraaf
Why is there a hotdog hanging out?
NachoPete
pauldegraaf
Kyen155
Why are you staring at his wiener for?
pauldegraaf
I’m here for the melons dude
RafaelHugNKiss
That's the guy that opened surstromming in his car!
abetteridiot
Damn, he really likes winning those stupid prices, doesn't he.
NachoPete
Anyone getting in his car again:
ProfessorPlaidula
Which one is the one where you pee on a shark and bury it?
EnlightenmentSatori
What is surstromming???
Fourthmealin
It's fermented sea herring. Very disgusting, I recommend.
Achromos
Pickled Herring. That's the short story. The Long is... you open this stuff up (usually in a sealed container) and people evacuate...
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Rotten fish. Literally. Intentionally poorly canned fish. It's banned on airplanes. It's a delicacy. Sort of. Story goes, occupying 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
military offered the starving locals up their spoiled rations, and when they came back later, the locals had made it a tradition.
EnlightenmentSatori
Gross. I love it.
FoxMitchell
Throws himself backwards more when he realizes what's happening
GideonGrey
This clip is much better with sound. Don't have the link, but I'll be back with it later...
GideonGrey
https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I There! Im back and have the link
EnlightenmentSatori
❤️
SigilLovesSpace
Brandon Farris.
oldmanflags
Kyen155
5Outta7
Water-malone!
oldmanflags
newshoesoldfeet
Modern day masterpiece
chellyl4d
I recently found Brandon Farris and he's now my favorite YouTuber channel! Love seeing him everywhere. XD
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
YOU DIED
morgdog
His youtube channel is downright hilarious
RedDirt3D
Brandon Farris is a treasure
Nekocatz13
EternalEclypse
TakuanSoho
LariCheltsy
maninthedarkness
Fine, but something on first.
Kyen155
EnlightenmentSatori
He ded.
[deleted]
[deleted]
EnlightenmentSatori
?
Mayyybe
throwawayaccount321
k5user
where is his mom to beat his ass for not doing that shit outside, where it belongs ?
RatedEforEveryoneGaming
He's not a child, just stupid
BigDickLaCroix
he is old enough to be his own mom
OnFleekDicPics
He's popular on tik Tok and I just watched a vid where he blew 4 lbs of glitter around his room...
TranquilInsanity
It was 53 lbs of purple glitter someone sent him in the mail that he dumped into a giant industrial floor fan. The video is on his fb page.
KillerHeels
He also tries to make fireworks inside and kills his kitchen. Don’t think his wife was happy with that one.
ReadySetHibernate
Brandon Farris doesnt give a shit.
Outnumberedbydogs
Jear Desus!
EnlightenmentSatori
Sholy Hit!
BigDamnArtist
*looks at Brandon pouring 53 lbs of glitter into an industrial fan inside his apartment* ....accurate.
Aaronb1138
Wonder if I can talk him into doing the same bit with flour... For reasons. (I hate dumb joke YT/social media culture).
OnFleekDicPics
Was it that much? Damn
ScottBugVillain
Is that a red balloon at the end, or the inside of the watermelon?
Thankyouforthis
In the video you can tell it's a red speed punching bag that fell over.
JezebelleMk
It's a hotdog.
Euphoria29
Is that a boy watermelon?
Tnightwalk3r
feren
I like how he startles when the melon twitches, but it's the resulting carnage that really seals the deal for me on this one.
Cloudtan
You should hear it woth audio its way better
badgerkingbass
This is definitely great. I really want to find the source of this clip to listen to it as well.
Outnumberedbydogs
His whole channel is hilarious
idontlikepickingusername
For about a week. He is a funny (and nice) guy but gets repetitive.
Nandabun
I can't stand him. Every video is the same, and he can't. Handle. ANYTHING. NOTHING. how does he SURVIVE. What does he EAT? UGH
CollectiveKeen
Enjoy. https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I
llamallamadingd0ng
salikarn
Starts at 1:35, stay for the milk jug at the end
feren
hazard0uswaste
Thank you for this precious gift.
Rkfinecake
His face had like a half second seizure.
LAMovieDesign
Agreed. Like the sound version though.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Did...did the explosion perfectly skin that water melon? The last frame is...suspicious.
SciencePetsComputers
looks like a decoration, you can see smaller similar shaped object of different colors next to it.
wantfastcars
I noticed that too. I wonder if it was frozen, maybe?
wantfastcars
nvm, another comment says it was something else on his desk
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Good lookin’ out, bud
commentsivehadafew
Exploding watermelons are responsible for more than half of watermelon-related fatalities each year.
RandomU4ria
I thought it was from the massive watery poo that comes from eating too much watermelon... :( as I am going through right now T_T SAVE ME!!!
SubtleOrc
alecdshope
What's the rest, seeds or Florida gun-related incidents?
HeHeHebieJeebies
false fact - rapid anal insertions are responsible for far more.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
And the government is doing literally nothing about it.
SubtleOrc
That's because they're run by Big Watermelon
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
There's LITERALLY nothing going on right now. What's their excuse?!?!
FemalienOne
That’s an upvote for you!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
The other 50%? Gallagher and his sledge-omatic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls1KnKCA4
1LostPuppy
Yep they are the 4th largest cause of black fatalities. Trailing behind pork-chops and FEMA.
lynnpie
Oh snap
JustInTime4TheHollandaise
Wow. Shame there are 3 of you.
dremth
I think some extremely uptight people didn't realize you were making a joke.
lynnpie
What about the other half?
thislooksfun
It flies the other way and thus doesn't hurt anyone.
Paksennarionisabadass
Eating seeds and and having a watermelon grow in your stomach. Source, 13 yr old kid swore it was true when I was 6.
lynnpie
Oh I forgot about this. This used to be a huge fear of mine
baals
Sure that was little Donnie Feinelstien back in '63 over on oak street. Poor kid
Tiggums
This dude:
vingtvingt
Gallagher, the secret influence of every one of my children at the dinner table.
putcleverusernamehere
LOL Gallagher!! Saw him about 15-18 years ago
madbydesign
Source: https://youtu.be/azA_zYYYy7I
NakedGalaxy
Uhmm...Oops!
ValkerionTM
Thanks. dunno how many times this has been uploaded now never with sound. Misses the best part that he just says he used the last band.
Smarq777
"It's the last rubber band I hav...oop!"
probshouldntsayitbut
Bob Ross abuse!
Lynne22
Bob was lactose intolerant
kelseysaurusrex
We spent like 5 hours watching his videos yesterday. He's hilarious
gamblingpoet
Same. The Swedish fermented fish episode was hilarious.
kelseysaurusrex
Oh god I didn't watch that one yet. Off we go!
ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess
.
EnlightenmentSatori
❤️
Yesisaidthat
Best 3 minutes of my day.
ojan115
Thank you!
feanix
This is the dumbest thing I watched this week.
MoDog
and it was glorious
kelseysaurusrex
He has a lot of videos where he breaks a recipe with google translate and then follows it anyway. He's great
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Magnifique!
kelseysaurusrex
He got weenie juice in his eyes SO MANY TIMES ?
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I never thought I would hear someone say that, let alone say it that many times in a 3 minute period.
kelseysaurusrex
Brandon is full of surprises
kelseysaurusrex
And chaos
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Seems that way. After watching this video I started watching more and more. My sides hurt from laughing.