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Should I worry if my 13 year old son jerks off every day?
I've seen a lot of great answers on Quora but this one is my favourite... it gives me hope.
#quora #funny
Spaceorbisgaming
Hell no worry if he wasn't that would be what I would worry about.
Kromerag
rabbitrabbit14
Feeltheswiftness
ILiekToCookAndBake
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
I busted an ungodly amount of nuts when I was 13.
MrAnonManfrom4Chan
My first time jerking it was 16... Honestly thought it wasn't that good. It's like 3 times a day now.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
There are 13 year olds that *don't* jerk off every day?
owensdad102542
I love that we all assume this is the mom asking. I mean it definitely is....but still
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
High five? I'm not high fiving that guy...
mds308
I hope the kid does his own sheets.
KurtHamster
Worry if he doesn’t!
Patient00
Yeah dude then there are those peel with cumming too soon problems
skibo88
Jerking off everyday, no problem. Jerking off to porn for 5 hours everyday as a thirteen year old, might cause some serious issues.
iwhantabir
UhOhChucksHere
I love Church Lady
Draevan13
IHaveAMemeForThis
Sugarbean124
I thought it was a tank...
IHaveAMemeForThis
I can't unsee that now
tokennametaken
I don't think "high five!" is something I would suggest in a jerking off post
GdSvThQn
Only once a day?
LordVelveeta
Only once a day at 13? Yep lady you should be worried! Very worried...
Cheomesh
That happens to be the exact numbers he's talking about, for those who haven't seen The Wolf on Wallstreet.
attofreak
Jacked off twice today, to welcome the New Year in time.
Atwthepig
Yeah, since it doesn’t carry over into the new year.
kittycatcatkitty12345
Something gross about mustard
Fujidude
Oh shit, that's funny. Love reading the comments.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
Gotta get the poison out
GadenKerensky
It helps prevent prostate cancer.
pumpedupballs
Buy yourself stock in Jergen’s Lotion
bingotown
Mid 40s, married, six-figure job, and I think I went three days without a yank once.
twentyfivehundred
I'm more worried about the asker, honestly.
Cheomesh
Mothers worry. It's what they do.
ScrippyChan
It always blows me away that people can be this fucking ignorant of the most BASIC aspects of human physiology.
SugarShane
What ELSE do you do from 13 On? Did I miss something?
MMAgCh
If your kid's a daily masturbator / Settin' all those sperm cells free / Heed these words of wisdom / Let him be.
alovelypintofguinness
At 13 I went for 7 one day
heebiejeepie
“Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing. But it's lonely.” -Heinlein
Cheomesh
Be worried if he *doesn't*.
Bassnote
Would sorta depend on what he's jerking off to: men/women? No big whoop. Dead animals? Be concerned. r/watchpeopledie? Get him help.
tracereading
I'd be more worried if he wasn't because that means he's having sex.
nonIONizing
Uh at 13 that's ALL I did. Like useless for anything else. He'll be fine.
candar
Once a day is a man's pace. 13 year old? That's an occasional double digit age. hormones man. Real.
TalosianBumhead2
Yea, but look... You spend 85% of your time on imgur! (Uuugh, clean your keyboard)
nonIONizing
Hah! I was 13 before Al Gore invented the interwebs
themarcmac
That's why I stopped playing Nintendo with ya, you kept hitting my arm
imshibagel
The first time I ever did I was 20. Even my psychologist didn't believe me..
nonIONizing
It's ok to be late to the party.
GdSvThQn
You poor soul, i wouldn't have made it through puberty alive if I didn't tickle my pickle.
Suur
And neither do we
imshibagel
You don't have to. And there's no way for me to prove it
Carrera26
19 here, girlfriend made me do it. There's literally dozens of us!
Kompi
This is actually much more common outside of western countries, though 20 is older than many
GdSvThQn
I don't remember my 13th birthday, but I remember the first nut I ever busted vividly. I'm pretty sure my mom knew why I switched to baths.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
"Yo, YOOO! What the Fuck! I've discovered the meaning of life!" -me, and I did.
CptFloridaMan
Shit I not only remember the first nut, but I also remember being afraid it's bad for you but doing it anyway
milad666
Ain’t this the fucking truth. I remember that first but like yesterday.
milad666
I’m not even mad at that auto
Ifoundthething
It was entertaining
Corrodias
Hot tub with water jets. Fuckin' amazing. At that time, nothing came out (which may be unusual, I dunno) so don't worry about contamination.
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
Lol! The first time I did I remember my first thought: This must be my superpower
Cheomesh
I remember it being off-colored compared to the norm, though it eventually worked out.
NotAnIroningBoard
Jerking off is like meditation on steroids. For a while until that little pang of post jerk guilt flushes over you.
gavr1loo
Ahhh, yeah...the jerk guilt...nice one, sir.
georgedragonslayer
what is this "guilt" you speak of?
Dentistman
no post jerk guilt if you don't care what your ISP thinks of the videos you watch
newdoug2017
No one sent Ajit Pai bobs and vegene,so he's turning off the internet just to spite/smite us..
ChuckWeiss
Hold on; I've got an SMBC for this...
ChuckWeiss
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ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
I haven't felt that guilt in 10+ years
soontobefree
Gianttesticlemonster
I watched some Ted Cruz style material earlier today Had a long life contemplating shower after. Now ready for another more horrifying round
mrread55
“What am I doing with my life.......jerking off again? Sounds good!”
newdoug2017
anon4444
lmao
theboringusername
I hate that guilt tho. Grew up super religious,so it became an association in my mind and it translates to sex too. Idk how to get past it.
rbudrick
Throw all that shit away and jerk proudly.
LurkerOfDarkness
Guilt? Why would you feel guilt?
Futanaridesu
I'm guessing if you jerked it to something you wouldn't find great normally. Then it's all done and you're staring blankly at the screen,
Mechlai
or if you jerked it to something that usually goes against your morals
Futanaridesu
probably frowning.
LurkerOfDarkness
I can see someone feeling guilt over that yes.
Nikolai5
I'm always happy to find a new fetish that I'm into. It's all about how you think about it and how you view sex.
Nikolai5
Having said that I would prefer if many things remained taboo because I enjoy taboo things for the reason they are taboo.
ryanjoseph666
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Futanaridesu
No guilt over that, guy.
TheBasementNerd
I'm jerking it in a public bathroom right now, and I happily am paying off my car, rent, and living with a girl no problems
reverseblumpkin
You shouldn’t make number three in a public bathroom.
TheBasementNerd
You shouldn't reverse a blumpkin
reverseblumpkin
It’s perfectly acceptable...within the comforts of your own home.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
I feel like you shouldn't do it in public bathrooms tho
RedKG
Hello Judgey McJudgerson
TheBasementNerd
I feel like you shouldn't be sexually attracted to goofy