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Googly docs
thekeyofe
#30 I read this in Danny Trejo's voice, and I'm sure that most or all of you did, too.
p3aker
I'll have you know, the music I blast in my car is for me and me only. If you can hear it, put your fucking windows up or drive off Monica
lAmGnomeAnn
But maybe just this one time we go full diabetus?
imjusthereforthecoffee
Favorited for the office memes lol that first Dwight one
LSUguy
I hope they make Kylo cooler...
Guidocat
I could go for a Kylo Cooler, next rounds on me.
livefromparis
Bank teller
yourwtfismyftw
I really feel like the pizza place set themselves up for a bad time specifying sick trips *to the bathroom*. So, puke at the table?
yourwtfismyftw
And still win.
ThatWasSneezy
The jigsaw one (#5) isn't really true anymore. Maybe some use dies, but most are lazer cut, with a different pattern for each, even same pic
simplejacksoffhismeds
Good solid dump.
ableck
Yeah, not that liquid shit...
weekendatbaileys
+1 for pope shitting in the woods!
FlissFloss86Gaming
I think I want to go full diabeetus
thxph
I don’t get the fake handshake reference for Prison Mike.
clubpingu
You have to 2 hours
dargrin
#9 purse? Bondage mask? Jabba cosplay? ... Why not all!!
Magpiebones
PianoMan2112
She has a name, you know.
Magpiebones
Oh not her, I couldn't possibly eat all of her. I prefer sausages.
TheCastleMan
#11 is that a beach...with waves...at the bottom of the ocean?
blargyblargblarg
i dont know if they were making this reference or not...but its a thing:
blargyblargblarg
https://www.cracked.com/article_19557_the-5-most-mind-blowing-things-that-can-be-found-underwater.html
MuldoonJP
I think I won that pizza contest all by myself last week, and now I'm sad.
BrotherEstapol
I'm not sure that's the actual pizza. The shadow under the base looks photoshopped tbh.
Voltcat
It looks easy, but I calculated the area and it's more than 4 times bigger than a pizza I could eat alone.
LostNoun
Ive literally been waiting my whole life for a pizza eaten contest...
randombrain
Yeah it doesn’t seem super difficult, there must be some catch
ActionPotentials
The catch is you have to eat Cici's pizza
KittySuperFlyer
On the notice it says 3 pizzas though. Guess they bring them when they finish the first.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Why are several people saying that? Where do you see that it says "(1) pizza" and then refers to it again as "THE whole pizza" meaning one.
TheCowMove
It doesn't say 3 pizzas anywhere. Just the one.
Woestkonijn
Not it says one (1) pizza
Imperium14
Everyone: “Is the Pope Catholic?” or “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
batmanbumantics
Huh. I always thought it was "Does the pope use a condom?" TIL
AutomaticUltraviolet
Yikes
LobcockLittle
Is the space pope reptilian!?
TheTrueDovahSpy
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
The bear is catholic and the pope shits in the woods.
memphisfan92
Does a bear shit on the Pope. -nobody shits on the Pope Ricky.
JamesUba
When I saw that, all I could think of is "a bear pope-ing in the woods"
25schmeckles
If the pope was a bear would he shit in the woods?
Imperium14
Me, an intellectual: “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
TheSwedishCryptid
I mean... Probably not.
SomeLikeItLikeThat
Does the bear pope shit in the woods?
EthanW87
Damnit CJ, why do you keep asking that?
KiaOrafromtheTron
I always thought it was - does the Pope wear a silly hat?
UranusSpelunker
Bear with me here but if the pope shits in the woods would he use toilet papal to wipe his ass?
Apoxyus
The bears give the pope charmin.