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my twitter with artist and comic rule34 memes https://twitter.com/arandomuser17?s=09
HellfireJags
Respect your dishies. Without them, you serve nothing. That, and they are likely to shank your ass if you don't. Dishies are crazy.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
worked as a line cook for 2-3 years, i've developed the ability to touch hot things without burning.
OtterlyMagnificent
As a current Dishie/Delivery-Driver...I don't even get the meme-and-shit break. That happens every time I take a delivery out.
Elephanthead
Finally, kitchen memes for me.
fraxinusoleaceae
#3 Mark of a good chef is looking around in a rush, realising the choke point isn't expo or high end verbal abuse, & jumping in on dish.
floopynooples
Hell yeah. We gonna get this place closed fast af and then all get drunk together!
theshoweriswarm
Didn't know dishwashers could be funny
Rkfinecake
I respect your work. Restaurant work is the hardest and dishwashers get the worst of it.
RagnartheCat
I once watched a fellow dishwasher throw 50-80 pieces of silverware in the trash cause he didn't want to wash them.
Nihilarious
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Madd2Matt
I was a Hobart Captain for many years - tough job but weirdly good memories.
OldTownPhantom
Worked at a ruby Tuesday's where I was the salad bar attendant and dishwasher. Hated it. I basically did a little of everyone's job for half
OldTownPhantom
Of what they made. And every time I restocked the salad bar the dishes backed up, and every time I caught up the dishes the bar depleted.
Koga90
Nice of you to group all the dishwasher memes on the internet
DopplerSexWaves
I can smell #6
joe6paques
#5 speaks to me.
TL10
Easiest to clean but my lord did they take up SO MUCH SPACE.
Badlyphotoshopedconfucedfloofygiraff
I CAN IDENTIFY! Did a 3 year tour in a large hotel and event kitchen. And I did have fun.. most of the time.
oplekv2
Server's what?
whypeoplewhystopit
forced to wash dishes at Uncle's restaurant for no pay as a kid. This brings back the feels!
OlDishandSwish
#8 I call them 'sand bagging sons of bitches'
PoopyProblem5
Did the cooking and dishwashing for years for minimal to no tips at all. Still would rather do that than serve angry and annoying customers
FireSolvesProblems
Dirty dishes multiply when not looked at, and that is a fact.
thevortexmaster
@op did you delete this and put it back up or repost an entire dump? I commented on this exact dump yesterday
Waladaaa
nah i found it on twitter
thevortexmaster
The dump I commented on yesterday is now gone. Other person probably found it on twitter as well. Didn't realize people did dumps elsewhere
AzraelEternity
For real I was looking for it in my comment history. Reposters gonna repost.
ProppaGanda
Service workers are fucking heroes and should be paid more than paper pushing corpo managers.
TakeYouAway
If it's a job rich people don't respect, they always deserve more money. Lawn care, Healthcare, food service, cleaning, retail, etc.
Ingellvar
This gave me PTSD flashbacks and I only did this shit for 2 months when I was 19.
PieAndPunch
Me too. At a bar a block away from an NFL stadium. Shit was a warzone on game days. 14hr shifts no breaks. I don't know how I did it
floopynooples
I miss the kitchen camaraderie built via shared trauma
TL10
God I miss the screaming.
wallsh1
When I graduated highschool it was impossible to be a male server in my state, several owners told me straight up girls on
letmesetthisstraight
Yup, was a dishwasher. Made about $100 in 12 hours and they made $300 in 6. Then went back to school to learn about sexism in workplace.
YouGoHugo
Would it feel better of they also earned $100? You dont believe sexism exist in the work place or are you just against them learning about i
letmesetthisstraight
I went back to school and learned about sexism against women in the workplace. Which exists. It was just confusing on a young mind to
letmesetthisstraight
Experience the opposite. Especially the 70 cents for every $1 earned thing. I was going to explain further but got distracted.
wallsh1
how do you reply to this wild nonsense lmao
wallsh1
girls only*
IIikethecutofyourjib
That's crazy. Almost every male server I ever worked with was always treated better by customers/ managers and ALWAYS made more tips.
Eisenhart
Yeah, that's what it was like for me as well for a while. One owner told me straight up "Men in the back, women in the front."
sheepandcowdung
I always had huge respect for the clean up crew, so many chefs treat them like shite, but the kitchen doesn't work without them.
MrsGirafe
To be fair, the kitchen doesn’t work without chefs either. They simply complete each other. Harmony...
Mechwarrior719
When I started working at a hotel in high school the then-chef was laying hell to the dishwashers for some perceived slight (he was an ass)
Mechwarrior719
Both dishwashers took their aprons off, walked up to the front desk to tell the MOD either chef dickwad goes or they go and left. They had
Mechwarrior719
to close the restaurant/bar that night and the next night (this was an airport hotel and a nice one to boot so this was a BIG deal) because
Mechwarrior719
Nobody knew how to operate the dishwasher as chef dickwad threw the manual out for reasons. I came back to work that weekend and the sous
Mechwarrior719
chef was now head chef and the dishwashers were back. Chef dickwad insisted they could hire more dishwashers. Guess he was wrong.
Oshjoshbagosh
I'm a navy cook, i have to wash my own pans. If something is so carbonized that its half way to a diamond, It may go for a swin.
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jwhennig
Float test!
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Witch test?
sheepybloke
Yeetus panus
TammuzSun
Not cool.
R100GSPD
As a mechanic, I've taken really bad pans to work and sand blasted them.
Oshjoshbagosh
I use 26 x 18 sheet pans, they wont fit in the tech's sandblaster and i dont think I would want my cooking pans in that thing to begin with.
SpoilsburyToastMan
If they're non stick or enameled pans yeah. Bare metal like cast iron pans can take it (will definitely need re-seasoning though).
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Sand blaster would vaporize a sheet pan, I'd guess. They aren't thick.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Yeah I wouldn't try it with any aluminium or copper pans either.
ImgurPlz
dont litter.
MyFavoritesArePrettyNeatIGuess
Actually, the only thing you don't toss overboard underway is plastic really.
AFiery2ndClass
Gotta keep ‘em separated
Oshjoshbagosh
Sheel sheet pans at the most and only rare occasions. I always have a sheet pan in my oven as a shit catcher to save the bottom of the oven.
Oshjoshbagosh
When the cheif does their inspections of galley those pans need to be disappeared.
DanBearCat
Then find a way to do it that doesn't litter.
Bmxtucker
It’s normal procedure, I don’t agree with it, but navy ships dump everything but plastics and reusable stuff overboard.
iamthemanwithnoname
Having done both for years I can say with confidence that dishwashing is a lot better than being a waiter. You don't have to talk to anyone.
Josesharlo
I was just thinking today about my old job washing dishes in a camp cafeteria
Goose1124
Also applies to glasswash in bars but if you're in there its non fucking stop so take something for the monotony of the work as well as pace
wyrde
Place I worked in the 90s, avg kitchen pay was $8/hr. Dishwasher was 15$. Everyone wanted to wash dishes. Also called the Vacation Station
sturmhauke
I was a dishwasher and still got yelled at by a bitchy waitress.
cattywumpus
I wanted one of the cool kitchen faucets that blast everything clean in my home kitchen. Hubby said no, that's weird.
ALovelyTime
Even the wimpy ones they make for home use are amazing.
srsfaceI8C
I got hired as a busser and eventually moved to being a dishwasher. Lemme wash dishes any day of the week.
OblivionCityGuard
plus, you get a share of tips in most restaurants, nothing better than see this annoying server gets mad because, as a dishwasher/
OblivionCityGuard
he thinks you don't deserve the same share as him, then you see him complain to the boss only to get exposed as the greedy cunt he is
RoyalWithChz
You absolutely do not get a share in most restaurants. At least, very very few in Texas - even Austin which is pretty progressive.
northsouthly
It's actually illegal in most states. Tip pools can only include employees that spend the majority of their shift interacting with guests.
Elephanthead
Wait, you got a share of the tips? Shit. Hs me got fucked over.
pointAndmemes
Any server who doesn’t value a dishwasher isn’t worth their salt
Elhifel
The server doesn't want to share the tips b/c that's the only money they make. Tip sharing is just a bullshit scheme to pay you less.
rshini
and if you're female, you don't have to deal with men leering at your tits, slapping your ass, or shoving change down your apron to 1/2
BonusCreature
I always felt so bad for the female servers at my last job... They got that treatment from the customers AND the kitchen.
TheSwedishMoose
rshini
try to cop a feel, or try to solicit you and the Managers just tell you to laugh it off. 2/2
Kumonryu42
Fully believe you should be able to stab them with the nearest sharp cutlery and suffer zero consequences for it.
RebeIScum
I was a waiter when i was 16, i use to get really high before shifts and proceed to fuck every single order up. I wasn't very good
thealmightywalrus420
I was a dishwasher at 16. I got high for every shift and washed dishes
RackhamTheRed
Sounds like you were good enough, otherwise they'd have fired you, no?
RebeIScum
I honestly can't remember
IveGotRedOnMe
I'm f'ng jealous asf
Bergleton
Side effects of injecting too many marijuanas
skincancerisfun
You might still be working there. Rebel! Your shift starts in 10 minutes!! Get changed and get in there!
RebeIScum