The Criterion Collection

Jan 26, 2022 3:11 AM

Mikefreakinhart

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https://youtu.be/Us33SEJ-Ovw

underwear squirrel is the best. hands dow.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are actually so good!!! Now that's more like a weird Christmas I could get on board with

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- When your grandmother has a lame af grandchild.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're good ornaments, Brent.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, sweet summer child. As an older lady let me tell you, you can get anything, A-N-Ything as an x-mas ornament.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The banana is 5/7, god get it right!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Christmas ornaments are weird, I have these random ones I got from I don’t know where and my kids literally cheer when we take them out

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ha, I have the squirrel in the underwear one…

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bing...bing.. bing...Baaang.. bing..bing..bang..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grandma is an ornament QUEEN! Learn something.

4 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 0

Needs

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

holy shit tree goals or what??

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! That's what my Christmas tree looks like every year. I want to know where granny got her tree ornaments.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh god. I walked into the shop selling those ornaments. They had a burrito, tin foil and all. Pretty wild

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That song sounds like Trump at one of his political rallies

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Grandma is 10000 times cooler than this bimbo

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

her ratings are so basic

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, at least there's some scale, even if it isn't until fifteen seconds in.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But the deviled eggs yo!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banana is clearly a perfect 5/7.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

God damnit, i wanted to say it first! +1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least we know how large all of the others are.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Do we though. That didn’t look like a regulation sized banana. I’m fact, I’m not even sure the asparagus was real.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why isnt the Nokia rated 33/10? She missed that opportunity

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Honestly, she looks too young to have ever owned one of those Nokias and probably didn't know the model number.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have the avocado one ?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I have a pinball machine ornament

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice tree, 5/7

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to get her an eggplant one.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the banana was a perfect 5/7

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Squirrel deserves higher rating... how often you gonna see a squirrel in underwear?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 640 Dislikes 49

Oh god it is horrible

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Can someone link me to this song or give me it's name. Fucking funny AF

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fuck me that was horrible

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

I didn't even have audio on, but as soon as I see this in the comments I downvote the post no matter what.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 21

I dunno. This one really deserves a chance.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

What? It’s a banger to match the vibe of the video!

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 10

Volume up if you get invited to parties!

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 25

eh, wasnt that bad. was a nice beat

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 16

Just listen to Kanye West's Runaway since this is just that song that they added random noises over.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Runaway is great. This thing was horrible

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Fuck ya mute! Bing bahng

4 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 8

Fuck *yeah. "Ya" is an informal shortening of "you."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No no, they were saying fuck your mute then proceeded to bing bang. It's 100% correct

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steve Jobs did not die for this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What the fuck is up with that song?

4 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

Joe Biden Joe Biden

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Joe Vibin'! Joe Biden'. joe vibin'! joe biden.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its clipped from an insane street interview and made into a Kanye cover.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Is it the beans rice jesus christ and byron one?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all over TikTok with hundreds of remixes and edits. It's the "bing bong" trend. At first is was funny now it's just annoying/overused

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I just realized you’re the person with the legendary food videos. Many props, many props.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha idk about legendary but thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my first time coming across it and I hate it already

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yeah it’s a bandwagon statement but man I’m fucking glad I don’t do TikTok.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She’s got all of her ratings ass backwards! Underwear squirrel is so much better than lame asparagus

4 years ago | Likes 780 Dislikes 6

Yeah, but which one would you rather use to fight Voldemort?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly! Underwear Squirrel is a solid 7, maybe 8. And fuck off with that asparagus

4 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Asparagus at 20 but peas in a pod at 1? where does she draw the line...

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Those peas had creepy ass faces. I need them dead.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Agreed

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I did not see that coming...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Undie squirrel was the best!! All the fun quirky ones were so low for the awesome they deserve. Girl must love her veg or something.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably a golfer. She thinks a lower score is better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on her ratings I suspect she may know Paige.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

All her high ratings were mostly phallic

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thats subjctive. Maybe the ornament has a dual purpose that she likes that we don't know about.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have that same squirrel and its superb.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ASS BACKWARDS I TELL YOU!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cus, you cus, we all cus for asparagus

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It has been soooo looooong...this made me laugh so hard as a kid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was on point w/ the Nokia phone

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and how is that nokia not a 33/10 ?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the joke, but the phone looks like 6110 (or 6150). The joke still works with that too though!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As young as she looks, surprised that she’d even know what a Nokia is, other than the meme

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