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Nyrruk
That library will never be built, once hes in the ground there will be a serious effort to undo everything hes ever done.
TheCryptid
well, who could have guessed that trump prefers a souless money machine over education & imagination
Iblamemyparentstoo
therealsarahconnor
LIBRARIES DON’T PAY TAXES. I can bet that’s what his plan is.
Soggybathroomsock
It will be a public toilet. Srry bro.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Can't make money with a library or museum, so why bother?
therealsarahconnor
Because libraries don’t have to pay taxes. So he’ll put a library on one floor and call the whole thing a library and not have to pay crap on the whole building.
OutspokenHBW
When staying at the Trump Presidential Suites, remember to press the tip of your finger to the mirror If there is a gap between your finger and its reflection, it's a real mirror. If they touch, someone's masterbating to you and/or your family.
Pelican3
And Miami Dade college just donated a 20 million dollar piece of land for his library/hotel. Miami Dade College is a state funded public college. Let that marinate a while.
GullahGullahIslander
He really neutered De Santis, didn't he? I say that knowing they both should be castrated
backrideup9
Well, it is destined to fail so that's pretty much on brand.
richardstinks
It should be full of court records from cases against Trump. A whole wing just for the felonies.
Them3OtherGuys
It'll be a library with only two books: The Art of the Deal and the Trump-branded Bible. There'll be a copy of each in every hotel room, and the cost will be added to your bill.
Chupacabrabreath
Appropriate for a man who can't read good, or do other things good too.
woozle
soooooooooo much piss
Einstein9073
The problem is that we can't piss on his grave until he's buried.
OvertleyBadpickuplines
A roach motel maybe,how about the Trump presedential land fill?
duktayp
The first Presidential "Library" to go bankrupt
SleepyHollowAppleTree
michaelfire
I think the term of art for this is "brothel", colloquially a "whore house" aka Mar-a-lago or Epstein Island when the sex on offer is from minors. /s
Velv3tThunder
I certainly don't hope they finish building it, and then someone nukes Miami.
yeahhedugit
Dolt.
duktayp
So much urine and feces decorating the hallways of that hotel
woozle
earthtokelly127001
That’s some real hit and run shit there!
UncleRat
The good news is that he will be long dead before his ego-driven edifice is ever built.
earthtokelly127001
Oh we can hope.
DeadnCold
Libraries and Museums are places of education and learning. And he's said on many occasions how he hates smart people and loves dumb people.
therealsarahconnor
They also don’t pay taxes. Bet that’s the reason he’s calling it a library and I bet ONE floor will have a library so that the no taxes applies to the whole thing.
TheVillageGrouch9000
He knows he is not that smart. Part of why he likes making people miserable. "John Kelly called Trump ‘the most flawed person’ he’s ever met". https://thehill.com/homenews/news/521507-john-kelly-called-trump-the-most-flawed-person-hes-ever-met-report/
beerkrump
Stupid is as stupid does.
nccomputermechanics4
The only library it should be is a toilette
Grimlinnan
A piss bucket.
GratuaCuun
Its funny cause this is a joke lefties have been making AT HIS EXPENSE for years - and were made fun of for it
And then he just comes out and SAYS IT
I'll tell ya - it's gotta be rough being the Onion right now 😆
morninggloryshade777
Lefties???? That tells us who you are:(
6thsigma
Onion isn't going down without a fight, https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face/
BeaverOnFire
CyberHexx
Burn it down.
ralphie84
It will do that itself... he doesn't like safety equipment
Neednoggle
Preferably with him in it
Cranbananarama
Burn him down, then convert the hotel into affordable/free housing for the homeless.
azgrak1
He sort of did after his first term. A committee was formed, raised ungodly amounts of money, and nothing was built. Now the committee has been dissolved and the money is gone. Where? No one will say. In any other time this would be a huge story but we’re to overwhelmed every day with bigger things.
LogicalLimes
Meanwhile he KEEPS. ASKING. FOR. MORE. MONEY. At every turn.
I hate this timeline.
CharlesMontgomeryBurns
Presidential Libraries are generally museums and archives of things that happened during the presidency. We definitely shouldn't burn it down, because there could be a lot of evidence in there.
makeamericasmartagain9000
Me1iss0
He is just gonna steal all of the bribe money that is “donated to his presidential library.” He will never live long enough to see it built bc they are typically built after the presidency is over. He will be very lucky to live to see 81.
GenericUsername71
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3AwYWJhaHU0aGZlc201OXF1Y2tkeWlkbmQyaThkaG9tOTZzYzdhdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oFzmopoeNCGv45MLC/200w.webp
GhostSavage10
Burn it all
BentwanJameson
See, now someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with a certain gift from Qatar.
StickyChicky
What else... he is too dumb to read...
CharliParker
Donations will be tax free and he'll profit off it. The continuous scam
Iblamemyparentstoo
As well as his base