Jan 12, 2017 11:05 AM
pigwig456
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am0k
Test driven development. Keeps you sane.
MetalMil
I didn't know pandas were nazis.
The1Freeman
Check that nullptr!
Fi20Z37V
As it turns out, the doctor has a bug and isn't swinging the mallet right
BuffaloBillsBush
Ice Bear likes this.
RegisteredInsanity
Fixing skyrim mods be like
PleaseNotTheFace
Pretty sure the white bear is fake.
Beniled
Yep
naymless5150
I'm not alone
danielsan1977
Panda's all like, "Heil Hitler".
FeelingButter
Shared memory
Affriction
25 bugs in the code, 25 bugs, take one down, patch it around. 84 bugs in the code.
angrytaco
"why don't you just write software without bugs?" actual advice I've received
FISHFISHWICK
repost with same title from a few weeks ago
Tapster
Any experience with MatLab? Just started a class and have to learn how to use this. Seems very interesting.
vannar
100%
[deleted]
Muskrat42
Who gives a flying fuck
theartofmath
Isn't that how you get in the mile high club?
HighSlayerRalton
But that's the fun bit.
thatVoIPdude
IT worker here. Man, this is what today was like.
CheddarIsBeddar
Test.........Driven.......... Development
wintermute0
You sound like my boss
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Then I like your boss.
TFCBoom
This is so old pepridge farm remembers.
greaseball
Start unit testing man
AliBarber
Ffs op at least be original with the title if you're blatantly reposting
The context provided by the title is a big part of the humor.
Uh huh. But reposting it almost identically is a dick move
LiamsShadow
Ice bear knows a repost when he sees one
C0mtraya
v
kingpezz
Didyou make that crysea? Because it was amazing
Lol no.
DrewBerg
So one could argue that you reposted?
Why do you reply to a 354 days old comment? v
YourInconvenience
You add small bugs at the start, that way you're immune to the big ones later on.
Sh4dowWalker96
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 137 little bugs in the code.
BoozeHound001
Never forget to pick your side
FloriaFlower
One of these makes it easier to distinguish functions when squinting, but I won't tell you which one. See for yourself.
shimmernshine
I like this show.
busybee
Me, too. I have a son w/autism, and he adores Ice Bear.
bostwickenator
what is this show?
RayMC
We bare bears
We Bare Bears on Cartoon Network. It was created by a guy who worked for Disney/Pixar as an animator.
TechKiddz
We Bare Bears from Cartoon Network
I guess they're all running on the same obearating system.
kissmyassets
Fucking leave! Shoo!
caretaker82
You. Outside. Now.
Inkliest
Oh come on, just bear with him while he makes a joke.
Mercenarity
That was gross.
sublit
Can't tell how many times I have seen this GIF as a repost here, but your comment made me laugh! Haven't seen that one before! +1
PositronLP
I wish I could favorite comments
agreen481
OptionalDungeonBoss
Take it, just take it and leave.
GeraldofNivea
LompHoofd
i giggled. +1
zspliff
ursine they need an upgrade?
Hesal
Nice.
REDS1X
sigh
tomanderson35
tell you a trick: write a bug before the bug, then write a bug after the bug. one will kill the bug.
sunyudai
And then the other two mate and you have 12 bugs!
MrJaySquiggle
What if the before bug is the only bug?
nordicfatcheese
https://media.giphy.com/media/VzbN9gupkkXp6/giphy.gif
MrQamboy
This kills the bug.
Knillis
Not this, but that
OfficialJoeBiden
Instructions unclear, code now made up of only remedial bugs
NotSoAwesomeGuy
Ignore the bug, claim it's an "undocumented feature "
sonOfAGlitch
I like this.
Cassiraa
If you stay awake for 36 hours and fall unconscious, a magical faerie will come and debug your code before you wake up.
LiamardoTheGreatest
Yo dawg I heard you like bugs
SirSage
Hammermans! Kills bugs dead!
dirtbeans
How do you kill the first bug?
RatElemental
I've no joke had instances where deleting a bit of code then rewriting the exact same thing fixed a bug.
Katateochi
http://matthewturland.com/slides/jstesting/img/testing.jpg
funkyphil101wastakensoichosethis
But what about the other bug?
BenSnow97
Same strategy
hotpotatopie
Keep repeating it forever and forever duh
acatwhisperer
let's just call it a feature
MrSkar
Pray that it's something you can play off as: "oh that's intentional."
zebulorg
"That's a feature."*
fook the other bug
Tokipudi
Another trick : Act as if the bug didn't exist. If you wait long enough, it will disappear all by itself for no apparent reason.
EvilWillYT
Work as a game tester, can confirm. Large games often have lots of open regression done and shit suddenly if fixed without dev time on it.
thrymn
And it'll always be fixed by the time you try warning people of a potential problem. Then you look crazy.
Xander4204
They always come back. It's like schrödinger's bug
ArrowheadCosplay
I once hand an assignment in school where something similar happened. My partner and i couldn't figure it out but isolated the problem 1/
Block. We deleted it and we're going to rewrite it (it was a main part of the code) but I ran the program to watch it shut errors all 2/
Over the place. The code. Worked. flawlessly. After losing our shit about it we just commented on at the beginning that we had no idea 3/
How it worked and apologized for not commenting every block like she wanted 4/4
isaacrosario9
still waiting for it to be gone.
orangecatonpizzabox
Do you work for Bethesda ?
DSToast
Dammit, that was exactly what I was going to say.
CyborgScribe
I like how Bethesda makes occasional patches for year old games like they got bored so decided to actually fix something.
drderpymd
By disappear do you mean "community modded it out"?
PapaJohnsLargePizza
Bug testing is for losers - bethesda
WhathasmylifecometooIshouldjustdrinkbleach
Its not a bug, its a feature.
Aranak
minecraft then
gnarphza
Or to be more exact: an Undocumented enhancement.
tomyironmane
That would be Microsoft.
SuperiorPosterior
Bug Testa
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Or become a feature
DerpyWerm
"Working as intended" -Blizzard
Mixelphlick
There was a fun article recently about how the stealth noise in wow that everyone but the stealthed person hears was originally a bug
pookieeatworld
Compile: 1 error. Do nothing, compile again: 6753268 errors.
SilverAura
Do nothing, compile, no errors. Ask friend to test it. Crashes.
am0k
Test driven development. Keeps you sane.
MetalMil
I didn't know pandas were nazis.
The1Freeman
Check that nullptr!
Fi20Z37V
As it turns out, the doctor has a bug and isn't swinging the mallet right
BuffaloBillsBush
Ice Bear likes this.
RegisteredInsanity
Fixing skyrim mods be like
PleaseNotTheFace
Pretty sure the white bear is fake.
Beniled
Yep
naymless5150
I'm not alone
danielsan1977
Panda's all like, "Heil Hitler".
FeelingButter
Shared memory
Affriction
25 bugs in the code, 25 bugs, take one down, patch it around. 84 bugs in the code.
angrytaco
"why don't you just write software without bugs?" actual advice I've received
FISHFISHWICK
repost with same title from a few weeks ago
Tapster
Any experience with MatLab? Just started a class and have to learn how to use this. Seems very interesting.
vannar
100%
[deleted]
[deleted]
Muskrat42
Who gives a flying fuck
theartofmath
Isn't that how you get in the mile high club?
HighSlayerRalton
But that's the fun bit.
thatVoIPdude
IT worker here. Man, this is what today was like.
CheddarIsBeddar
Test.........Driven.......... Development
CheddarIsBeddar
wintermute0
You sound like my boss
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Then I like your boss.
TFCBoom
This is so old pepridge farm remembers.
greaseball
Start unit testing man
AliBarber
Ffs op at least be original with the title if you're blatantly reposting
HighSlayerRalton
The context provided by the title is a big part of the humor.
AliBarber
Uh huh. But reposting it almost identically is a dick move
LiamsShadow
Ice bear knows a repost when he sees one
C0mtraya
kingpezz
Didyou make that crysea? Because it was amazing
C0mtraya
Lol no.
DrewBerg
So one could argue that you reposted?
C0mtraya
Why do you reply to a 354 days old comment?
v
YourInconvenience
You add small bugs at the start, that way you're immune to the big ones later on.
Sh4dowWalker96
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 137 little bugs in the code.
BoozeHound001
Never forget to pick your side
FloriaFlower
One of these makes it easier to distinguish functions when squinting, but I won't tell you which one. See for yourself.
shimmernshine
I like this show.
busybee
Me, too. I have a son w/autism, and he adores Ice Bear.
bostwickenator
what is this show?
RayMC
We bare bears
shimmernshine
We Bare Bears on Cartoon Network. It was created by a guy who worked for Disney/Pixar as an animator.
TechKiddz
We Bare Bears from Cartoon Network
HighSlayerRalton
I guess they're all running on the same obearating system.
kissmyassets
Fucking leave! Shoo!
caretaker82
PleaseNotTheFace
You. Outside. Now.
Inkliest
Oh come on, just bear with him while he makes a joke.
Mercenarity
That was gross.
sublit
Can't tell how many times I have seen this GIF as a repost here, but your comment made me laugh! Haven't seen that one before! +1
PositronLP
I wish I could favorite comments
agreen481
OptionalDungeonBoss
Take it, just take it and leave.
GeraldofNivea
LompHoofd
i giggled. +1
zspliff
ursine they need an upgrade?
Hesal
Nice.
REDS1X
sigh
PleaseNotTheFace
You. Outside. Now.
tomanderson35
tell you a trick: write a bug before the bug, then write a bug after the bug. one will kill the bug.
sunyudai
And then the other two mate and you have 12 bugs!
MrJaySquiggle
What if the before bug is the only bug?
nordicfatcheese
https://media.giphy.com/media/VzbN9gupkkXp6/giphy.gif
MrQamboy
This kills the bug.
Knillis
Not this, but that
OfficialJoeBiden
Instructions unclear, code now made up of only remedial bugs
NotSoAwesomeGuy
Ignore the bug, claim it's an "undocumented feature "
sonOfAGlitch
I like this.
Cassiraa
If you stay awake for 36 hours and fall unconscious, a magical faerie will come and debug your code before you wake up.
LiamardoTheGreatest
Yo dawg I heard you like bugs
SirSage
Hammermans! Kills bugs dead!
dirtbeans
How do you kill the first bug?
RatElemental
I've no joke had instances where deleting a bit of code then rewriting the exact same thing fixed a bug.
Katateochi
http://matthewturland.com/slides/jstesting/img/testing.jpg
funkyphil101wastakensoichosethis
But what about the other bug?
BenSnow97
Same strategy
hotpotatopie
Keep repeating it forever and forever duh
acatwhisperer
let's just call it a feature
MrSkar
Pray that it's something you can play off as: "oh that's intentional."
zebulorg
"That's a feature."*
tomanderson35
fook the other bug
Tokipudi
Another trick : Act as if the bug didn't exist. If you wait long enough, it will disappear all by itself for no apparent reason.
EvilWillYT
Work as a game tester, can confirm. Large games often have lots of open regression done and shit suddenly if fixed without dev time on it.
thrymn
And it'll always be fixed by the time you try warning people of a potential problem. Then you look crazy.
Xander4204
They always come back. It's like schrödinger's bug
ArrowheadCosplay
I once hand an assignment in school where something similar happened. My partner and i couldn't figure it out but isolated the problem 1/
ArrowheadCosplay
Block. We deleted it and we're going to rewrite it (it was a main part of the code) but I ran the program to watch it shut errors all 2/
ArrowheadCosplay
Over the place. The code. Worked. flawlessly. After losing our shit about it we just commented on at the beginning that we had no idea 3/
ArrowheadCosplay
How it worked and apologized for not commenting every block like she wanted 4/4
isaacrosario9
orangecatonpizzabox
Do you work for Bethesda ?
DSToast
Dammit, that was exactly what I was going to say.
CyborgScribe
I like how Bethesda makes occasional patches for year old games like they got bored so decided to actually fix something.
drderpymd
By disappear do you mean "community modded it out"?
PapaJohnsLargePizza
Bug testing is for losers - bethesda
WhathasmylifecometooIshouldjustdrinkbleach
Its not a bug, its a feature.
Aranak
minecraft then
gnarphza
Or to be more exact: an Undocumented enhancement.
tomyironmane
That would be Microsoft.
SuperiorPosterior
Bug Testa
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Or become a feature
DerpyWerm
"Working as intended" -Blizzard
Mixelphlick
There was a fun article recently about how the stealth noise in wow that everyone but the stealthed person hears was originally a bug
pookieeatworld
Compile: 1 error. Do nothing, compile again: 6753268 errors.
SilverAura
Do nothing, compile, no errors. Ask friend to test it. Crashes.