Debugging code got me like:

Jan 12, 2017 11:05 AM

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Test driven development. Keeps you sane.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know pandas were nazis.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Check that nullptr!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As it turns out, the doctor has a bug and isn't swinging the mallet right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ice Bear likes this.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Fixing skyrim mods be like

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the white bear is fake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not alone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Panda's all like, "Heil Hitler".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shared memory

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

25 bugs in the code, 25 bugs, take one down, patch it around. 84 bugs in the code.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"why don't you just write software without bugs?" actual advice I've received

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

repost with same title from a few weeks ago

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any experience with MatLab? Just started a class and have to learn how to use this. Seems very interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100%

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 13, 2017 1:59 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Who gives a flying fuck

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

Isn't that how you get in the mile high club?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that's the fun bit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT worker here. Man, this is what today was like.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Test.........Driven.......... Development

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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You sound like my boss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then I like your boss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so old pepridge farm remembers.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Start unit testing man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ffs op at least be original with the title if you're blatantly reposting

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

The context provided by the title is a big part of the humor.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Uh huh. But reposting it almost identically is a dick move

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Ice bear knows a repost when he sees one

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didyou make that crysea? Because it was amazing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So one could argue that you reposted?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you reply to a 354 days old comment? v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You add small bugs at the start, that way you're immune to the big ones later on.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 137 little bugs in the code.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never forget to pick your side

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of these makes it easier to distinguish functions when squinting, but I won't tell you which one. See for yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this show.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Me, too. I have a son w/autism, and he adores Ice Bear.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is this show?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We bare bears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We Bare Bears on Cartoon Network. It was created by a guy who worked for Disney/Pixar as an animator.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We Bare Bears from Cartoon Network

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess they're all running on the same obearating system.

9 years ago | Likes 489 Dislikes 9

Fucking leave! Shoo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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You. Outside. Now.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Oh come on, just bear with him while he makes a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That was gross.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't tell how many times I have seen this GIF as a repost here, but your comment made me laugh! Haven't seen that one before! +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could favorite comments

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Take it, just take it and leave.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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i giggled. +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ursine they need an upgrade?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sigh

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You. Outside. Now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

tell you a trick: write a bug before the bug, then write a bug after the bug. one will kill the bug.

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And then the other two mate and you have 12 bugs!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if the before bug is the only bug?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the bug.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not this, but that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, code now made up of only remedial bugs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ignore the bug, claim it's an "undocumented feature "

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you stay awake for 36 hours and fall unconscious, a magical faerie will come and debug your code before you wake up.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg I heard you like bugs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hammermans! Kills bugs dead!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you kill the first bug?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've no joke had instances where deleting a bit of code then rewriting the exact same thing fixed a bug.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about the other bug?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same strategy

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Keep repeating it forever and forever duh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

let's just call it a feature

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pray that it's something you can play off as: "oh that's intentional."

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"That's a feature."*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fook the other bug

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Another trick : Act as if the bug didn't exist. If you wait long enough, it will disappear all by itself for no apparent reason.

9 years ago | Likes 402 Dislikes 2

Work as a game tester, can confirm. Large games often have lots of open regression done and shit suddenly if fixed without dev time on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it'll always be fixed by the time you try warning people of a potential problem. Then you look crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They always come back. It's like schrödinger's bug

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I once hand an assignment in school where something similar happened. My partner and i couldn't figure it out but isolated the problem 1/

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Block. We deleted it and we're going to rewrite it (it was a main part of the code) but I ran the program to watch it shut errors all 2/

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Over the place. The code. Worked. flawlessly. After losing our shit about it we just commented on at the beginning that we had no idea 3/

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

How it worked and apologized for not commenting every block like she wanted 4/4

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

still waiting for it to be gone.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you work for Bethesda ?

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Dammit, that was exactly what I was going to say.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how Bethesda makes occasional patches for year old games like they got bored so decided to actually fix something.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

By disappear do you mean "community modded it out"?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Bug testing is for losers - bethesda

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Its not a bug, its a feature.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

minecraft then

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Or to be more exact: an Undocumented enhancement.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

That would be Microsoft.

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Bug Testa

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Or become a feature

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

"Working as intended" -Blizzard

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There was a fun article recently about how the stealth noise in wow that everyone but the stealthed person hears was originally a bug

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Compile: 1 error. Do nothing, compile again: 6753268 errors.

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Do nothing, compile, no errors. Ask friend to test it. Crashes.

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