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From the HuffPost comments section
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hunter-biden-truck-payments_n_656e38f5e4b0dcfcc9810c38
Dec 5, 2023 12:10 AM
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From the HuffPost comments section
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hunter-biden-truck-payments_n_656e38f5e4b0dcfcc9810c38
testzero
Claus*
Rpgjgb
"Giving gifts to his child under a false name!? Obviously this is both corruption and nepotism! Impeach Sleepy Joe Brandon Biden before he does the same for his grandchildren! /s
imgonnaralph
So dumb.
wookietiddy
Santa Clause is a movie. Santa Claus is a jolly fat elf who delivers presents.
cellardoor42
it would be funny except they are wasting millions of our dollars. if they find no proof they should be punished.
bolinotoyou
Well, we are the Santa Claus party
ArkoneAxon
Yeah... this shit ain't gonna help. Trump and Biden are neck and neck in the polls. If you want to guarantee that Trump DOESN'T retake the oval office in 2024, you need to offer voters a viable alternative. Even (and I know this HORRIFIES the DNC to even consider) a PROGRESSIVE.
Totallynotarealbear
Fuck the polls. It's too far out and the only people who answer unknown numbers and agree to answer polls are elderly retired conservatives and even then it's a tie.
ArkoneAxon
Amazing. You REALLY want Trump to win again, don't you? You really would rather see another four years of the orange turd than allow an actual progressive to win. Man, that's pathetic.
Sanguinius4893
I read that as James Connor, the cardinals running back, and I was understandably very confused...
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
It’s all corrupt. Apparently they were hiding “gifts” in socks and hung them from the fireplace. Probably thought people wouldn’t think to look there.
FuDang
It's the perfect amount of sophistication a "crime family" would use
Nofoxlefttogive
I just hung them out to dry, I swear, and in the morning there was stuff in it.
ActionJohnnie
PretzelHangers
And you smell like beef and cheese
stringgoboom
Donald Trump would never stoop so low as to give his children Christmas presents
StarscreamAndHutch
And MTG will want to see the Hunter mini hog now.
Housemaster
zeusfdelta
Go Forth,。。。and be Merry
goste
Woof!
DidItForScience
Does anyone get presents from Santa Clause?
cellardoor42
GlenL
This is clearly a fake story, James Cormer would never make a claim he could actually support with evidence.
DCNR
Santa "Clause" eh?
Volimar
That movie has a lot to answer for.
MarkusAwesomesauce
These Biden people are just running amok. Amok I tell you!
GrumpyOldMan55
I KNEW IT!!
alcamar
Username checks out
thermodaemonics
For those who didn't google it, Hunter was born 4 February 1970, so he would have been almost six on Christmas 1976. Note that the republicans will have the elves provide politically expedient testimony about Hunter's childhood gifts, but not the sweatshop conditions at the north pole.
malbec
I’m sure we can expect a full enquiry demanded into whether or not those “gifts” were ever declared in his income tax
MileysVirus
You know the old man is getting tax-exempt status for being a religious organization 100%
MileysVirus
Santa and his posse have been illegally obtaining information about children for millennia. Only parents and doctors should know whether they are naughty or nice. #defundthenorthpole #santacrimefamily
Bojovnik84
Galfronon
Wait, what? All those presents I got from Santa were from Joe Biden?
chufly
Duh
wandermanspacebot
Thanks Obama
mksu
SEE WE PROVED IT JOE BIDEN WAS A SOCIALIST GIVING GIFTS TO KIDS FOR FREE ALL ALONG, WHAT A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING WE SHOULD ALL VOTE AGAINST, BOO CHILDREN, BOOOOO. Or something.
Comet260
JOE BIDEN HATES CAPITALISM AND JILL IS SECRETLY A MAN!! /s
Mxlespxles
GFYandyourstupidrequirements
BIDEN DID THAT
MrSqaureCan
We all got that present. It’s a stable human in the White House
GeneralAnubis
🎵 Then one foggy Christmas Eve...
Biden came to say... (Folks! Folks! Folks!)🎵
🎵 "Rudolph with your nose so bright...
Wont you be RIDIN' WITH BIDEN tonight?"🎵
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Has Joe Biden's war on Christmas gone too far?!
gumshoe99
Talk about government handouts...
SavageDrums
What a guy!
number2commenter
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for malarkeys sake
FlareYes
Pretty typical for a fat red guy to steal all the credit. Darn republicans lmao.
bonoboforscale
It’s a bunch of malarkey jack