Apr 10, 2020 2:06 PM
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lethargicmayhem
Finnish social distancing
circlejerkofhate
Canadian baptism
Squid3H
Canadian baptism.
lynxBeast
Gifs that end too soon#
gogorish
Notice she tied his feet together so he couldn’t run.
mondeca
It's not easy enough already hunting babies? She had tie his feet together, too?
heretolearnamap
That is the face of pure happiness
Skuggen
4 months later, the fin sprouts from the earth, fully formed.
Xyberfaust
Getting rid of your kid has never been easier.
Mecha2040
I heard kids grow on trees in Finland, so that's how you plant them.
GiantSchnitzel
That's how he became tough guy Jarmo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48
llcoolj
Finland’s abortion clinics are brutal
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Fetus de yeetus
captainjuicynipples
AnythingMuchShorter
*dow dow dooow* FINNISH HIM
onefukkedduck
The snow is covering the trash can she threw it in
itiswhatitis365
Yucky
jPharm
KOBE
winternal
It's traditional that the firstborn is given as offering to appease the gods beneath the snow.
mypoops
f16crewchief
Was anyone else worried about him hitting the icicles above?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I think they'd break, unless they live in a Final Destination movie.
sorryicameinyourhairhoney
No.
Cavalrysword
First you get thrown in the snow. When you come out, you're finish
SeriousCloud
If you don't come out you're finished
Fenwaywookie
Im 1/8 from finland. Im fin-ish
stainlessteelmohawk
Ha Ha Ha
I could never finish in the snow...shrinkage, ya know
On the other hand, it freezes harder than Viagra can get you.
Point taken
FreelanceSpermDonor
Gavin040
v
Thothshai
In the US some douche would probably report you to child services.
FantomNemisis
This is in America! Julia Mancuso an american Olympic skier https://www.instagram.com/p/B91sRZdAd9M/?igshid=j8iqjqv48ghl
Lurker4815162342
All my Finnish friends who have moved with kids to states have been visited at least once by a police called by worried (nosy) neighbor etc.
thisismyshitbox
Hah. Virtuaalitorille
TinkTheTank
That’s one way to save 2,000/month
Bizarkly
In Finland, when they say "Winter is coming!" -- they aren't kidding...
mostlypeaceful
Finnish him!
downvoteacct
Just come back and get him when he thaws out in the spring.
birthdaybaboon
Eviltrain
Baby tossing is a Finish tradition. Adult Fins are all the one's that survived. It's also the reason which Fins need so much personal space.
TylerDurd3n
single moms on tinder
adamant
This is a Finnish baptism.
qu1nn1ng
This. Is. SPARTA!
UFoBratano
What about the start?
SubiBryant
Is it child abuse if the kid loves it?
fivehelicopter
My son loved snow until he got old enough to shovel.
circlebreaker
FlyingGiantElk
Do they have a safe word?
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
Pineapple juice.
OctaviusClausewitz
in Finland, they have one : "Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas"
Mina puhun
StewBurner
Throwin away a perfectly good baby.
rjrcwalker8
To the white walkers
Frozen for future consumption.
sharK11
Quarantine life <3
Imjusthereforthecomments
There’s a WHOLE WHITE BABY. Just outcheah, bwah. Bruh, I ain’t never seen no shit like this before in my entire LIFE, bruh. #ymh
rdswords
Keep featherin' it bother
RIP, Conald.
AlCo94
looks like there was a lot of bathwater
yeehawbuckaroo
ilhares
I love that they used this in two movies.
msporkboy
Better off dead and ...?
Men at Work
reversved gif, this is how finnish people are born, they jump out of snow.
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
And then, they are finnished.
SirRichardOfHead
Can confirm. Source: Trust me dude, I'm Finnish and that's how I was born.
maito
As a Finn, when others complain about being cold, only gets a chuckle out of me.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
oh i thought it wasn't reversed and that's just how they do abortions
Gnosis226
Like daisies!
voguemouse
And now, sauna PERKELE!
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
there are no dwarf women
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
Canadians too
RiverRoyal
I thought Canadian babies had antlers?
Thatsmykenku
Much akin to how dwarves just spring up out of holes in the ground?
Starrkprimera
Damn beat me to it
Dragonfury5
Almost exact
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
iMcFly
OMFG what have you DONE?!
Zaruzen
That is just fantastic.
TruthJusticeFreedomAndAHardBoiledEgg
Congrats! It's a Finn!
finallytooktheleap
Thanks
omuaomua
sometimes they got stuck... then there is nothing to do for them... parents just leave... https://imgur.com/oeFeKhg
ritzdogg
That's how Canadians are born
YouTubeRed
gablestout
photobomber
It’s a boy!!
IWonderHowLongOfAUsernameOneCanHaveIHaveNotFoundTheLimitYetNvM
They even cover their tracks so the wolves can't get them!
phantomlimb886
It's actually kinda terrifying
theypeedonmyfuckingrug
Have you ever seen an actual birth?!
Good point
Kinder terrifying? Oh wait that's German
BoucheBaggins
Crying laughing at this reverse gif!! How Swedes are born!!! Hahahahaha
lethargicmayhem
Finnish social distancing
circlejerkofhate
Canadian baptism
Squid3H
Canadian baptism.
lynxBeast
Gifs that end too soon#
gogorish
Notice she tied his feet together so he couldn’t run.
mondeca
It's not easy enough already hunting babies? She had tie his feet together, too?
heretolearnamap
That is the face of pure happiness
Skuggen
4 months later, the fin sprouts from the earth, fully formed.
Xyberfaust
Getting rid of your kid has never been easier.
Mecha2040
I heard kids grow on trees in Finland, so that's how you plant them.
GiantSchnitzel
That's how he became tough guy Jarmo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48
llcoolj
Finland’s abortion clinics are brutal
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Fetus de yeetus
captainjuicynipples
AnythingMuchShorter
*dow dow dooow* FINNISH HIM
onefukkedduck
The snow is covering the trash can she threw it in
itiswhatitis365
Yucky
jPharm
KOBE
winternal
It's traditional that the firstborn is given as offering to appease the gods beneath the snow.
mypoops
f16crewchief
Was anyone else worried about him hitting the icicles above?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I think they'd break, unless they live in a Final Destination movie.
sorryicameinyourhairhoney
No.
Cavalrysword
First you get thrown in the snow. When you come out, you're finish
SeriousCloud
If you don't come out you're finished
Fenwaywookie
Im 1/8 from finland. Im fin-ish
stainlessteelmohawk
Ha Ha Ha
stainlessteelmohawk
I could never finish in the snow...shrinkage, ya know
Cavalrysword
On the other hand, it freezes harder than Viagra can get you.
stainlessteelmohawk
Point taken
FreelanceSpermDonor
Gavin040
Thothshai
In the US some douche would probably report you to child services.
FantomNemisis
This is in America! Julia Mancuso an american Olympic skier https://www.instagram.com/p/B91sRZdAd9M/?igshid=j8iqjqv48ghl
Lurker4815162342
All my Finnish friends who have moved with kids to states have been visited at least once by a police called by worried (nosy) neighbor etc.
thisismyshitbox
Hah. Virtuaalitorille
TinkTheTank
That’s one way to save 2,000/month
Bizarkly
In Finland, when they say "Winter is coming!" -- they aren't kidding...
mostlypeaceful
Finnish him!
downvoteacct
Just come back and get him when he thaws out in the spring.
birthdaybaboon
Eviltrain
Baby tossing is a Finish tradition. Adult Fins are all the one's that survived. It's also the reason which Fins need so much personal space.
TylerDurd3n
single moms on tinder
adamant
This is a Finnish baptism.
qu1nn1ng
This. Is. SPARTA!
UFoBratano
What about the start?
SubiBryant
Is it child abuse if the kid loves it?
fivehelicopter
My son loved snow until he got old enough to shovel.
circlebreaker
FlyingGiantElk
Do they have a safe word?
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
Pineapple juice.
OctaviusClausewitz
in Finland, they have one : "Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas"
stainlessteelmohawk
Mina puhun
StewBurner
Throwin away a perfectly good baby.
rjrcwalker8
To the white walkers
FreelanceSpermDonor
Frozen for future consumption.
sharK11
Quarantine life <3
Imjusthereforthecomments
There’s a WHOLE WHITE BABY. Just outcheah, bwah. Bruh, I ain’t never seen no shit like this before in my entire LIFE, bruh. #ymh
rdswords
Keep featherin' it bother
Imjusthereforthecomments
RIP, Conald.
AlCo94
looks like there was a lot of bathwater
yeehawbuckaroo
ilhares
I love that they used this in two movies.
msporkboy
Better off dead and ...?
ilhares
Men at Work
OctaviusClausewitz
reversved gif, this is how finnish people are born, they jump out of snow.
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
And then, they are finnished.
SirRichardOfHead
Can confirm. Source: Trust me dude, I'm Finnish and that's how I was born.
maito
As a Finn, when others complain about being cold, only gets a chuckle out of me.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
oh i thought it wasn't reversed and that's just how they do abortions
Gnosis226
Like daisies!
voguemouse
And now, sauna PERKELE!
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
there are no dwarf women
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
Canadians too
RiverRoyal
I thought Canadian babies had antlers?
Thatsmykenku
Much akin to how dwarves just spring up out of holes in the ground?
Starrkprimera
Damn beat me to it
Dragonfury5
Almost exact
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
iMcFly
OMFG what have you DONE?!
Zaruzen
That is just fantastic.
TruthJusticeFreedomAndAHardBoiledEgg
Congrats! It's a Finn!
finallytooktheleap
Thanks
omuaomua
sometimes they got stuck... then there is nothing to do for them... parents just leave... https://imgur.com/oeFeKhg
ritzdogg
That's how Canadians are born
YouTubeRed
gablestout
photobomber
It’s a boy!!
IWonderHowLongOfAUsernameOneCanHaveIHaveNotFoundTheLimitYetNvM
They even cover their tracks so the wolves can't get them!
phantomlimb886
It's actually kinda terrifying
theypeedonmyfuckingrug
Have you ever seen an actual birth?!
stainlessteelmohawk
Good point
stainlessteelmohawk
Kinder terrifying? Oh wait that's German
BoucheBaggins
Crying laughing at this reverse gif!! How Swedes are born!!! Hahahahaha