Initiation to Finland

Apr 10, 2020 2:06 PM

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Initiation to Finland

Finnish social distancing

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Canadian baptism

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Canadian baptism.

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Gifs that end too soon#

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Notice she tied his feet together so he couldn’t run.

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It's not easy enough already hunting babies? She had tie his feet together, too?

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That is the face of pure happiness

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4 months later, the fin sprouts from the earth, fully formed.

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Getting rid of your kid has never been easier.

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I heard kids grow on trees in Finland, so that's how you plant them.

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That's how he became tough guy Jarmo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48

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Finland’s abortion clinics are brutal

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Fetus de yeetus

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*dow dow dooow* FINNISH HIM

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The snow is covering the trash can she threw it in

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Yucky

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KOBE

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It's traditional that the firstborn is given as offering to appease the gods beneath the snow.

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Was anyone else worried about him hitting the icicles above?

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I think they'd break, unless they live in a Final Destination movie.

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No.

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First you get thrown in the snow. When you come out, you're finish

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If you don't come out you're finished

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Im 1/8 from finland. Im fin-ish

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Ha Ha Ha

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I could never finish in the snow...shrinkage, ya know

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On the other hand, it freezes harder than Viagra can get you.

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Point taken

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In the US some douche would probably report you to child services.

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This is in America! Julia Mancuso an american Olympic skier https://www.instagram.com/p/B91sRZdAd9M/?igshid=j8iqjqv48ghl

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All my Finnish friends who have moved with kids to states have been visited at least once by a police called by worried (nosy) neighbor etc.

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Hah. Virtuaalitorille

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That’s one way to save 2,000/month

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In Finland, when they say "Winter is coming!" -- they aren't kidding...

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Finnish him!

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Just come back and get him when he thaws out in the spring.

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Baby tossing is a Finish tradition. Adult Fins are all the one's that survived. It's also the reason which Fins need so much personal space.

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single moms on tinder

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This is a Finnish baptism.

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This. Is. SPARTA!

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What about the start?

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Is it child abuse if the kid loves it?

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My son loved snow until he got old enough to shovel.

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Do they have a safe word?

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Pineapple juice.

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in Finland, they have one : "Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas"

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Mina puhun

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Throwin away a perfectly good baby.

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To the white walkers

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Frozen for future consumption.

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Quarantine life <3

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There’s a WHOLE WHITE BABY. Just outcheah, bwah. Bruh, I ain’t never seen no shit like this before in my entire LIFE, bruh. #ymh

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Keep featherin' it bother

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RIP, Conald.

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looks like there was a lot of bathwater

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I love that they used this in two movies.

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Better off dead and ...?

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Men at Work

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reversved gif, this is how finnish people are born, they jump out of snow.

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And then, they are finnished.

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Can confirm. Source: Trust me dude, I'm Finnish and that's how I was born.

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As a Finn, when others complain about being cold, only gets a chuckle out of me.

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oh i thought it wasn't reversed and that's just how they do abortions

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Like daisies!

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And now, sauna PERKELE!

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there are no dwarf women

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Canadians too

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I thought Canadian babies had antlers?

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Much akin to how dwarves just spring up out of holes in the ground?

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Damn beat me to it

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Almost exact

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OMFG what have you DONE?!

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That is just fantastic.

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Congrats! It's a Finn!

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Thanks

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sometimes they got stuck... then there is nothing to do for them... parents just leave... https://imgur.com/oeFeKhg

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That's how Canadians are born

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It’s a boy!!

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They even cover their tracks so the wolves can't get them!

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It's actually kinda terrifying

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Have you ever seen an actual birth?!

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Good point

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Kinder terrifying? Oh wait that's German

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Crying laughing at this reverse gif!! How Swedes are born!!! Hahahahaha

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