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Two fart jokes in a dump. Keeping it classy.
Previous dumps:
29. http://imgur.com/gallery/3vvcmvd
28. http://imgur.com/gallery/cO6dhCh
27. http://imgur.com/gallery/ePGg2tu
26. https://imgur.com/gallery/RziouNN
25. http://imgur.com/gallery/ySTUFff
24. http://imgur.com/gallery/fZAubMM
23. https://imgur.com/gallery/DkV8Oks
22. http://imgur.com/gallery/bcpGoEN
21. https://imgur.com/gallery/28kqsQH
20. http://imgur.com/gallery/ClgbsWe
19. https://imgur.com/gallery/hRMOzC7
18. https://imgur.com/gallery/XjUbkvH
17: https://imgur.com/gallery/4k6Hox4
16: https://imgur.com/gallery/FzvbQ4b
15: https://imgur.com/gallery/1Tge1kW
14: https://imgur.com/gallery/UfhJify
13: https://imgur.com/gallery/G0c0I5S
12: https://imgur.com/gallery/l5ht2dV
11: https://imgur.com/gallery/MF5M69F
10: https://imgur.com/gallery/ff3EPQl
9: https://imgur.com/gallery/FZXpUDF
8: https://imgur.com/gallery/5Iyl1Py
7: https://imgur.com/gallery/orIIClq
6: https://imgur.com/gallery/ygWsi
5: https://imgur.com/gallery/kwbCD
4: https://imgur.com/gallery/7du0n
3: https://imgur.com/gallery/DSbEp
2: https://imgur.com/gallery/WVmY4
1: https://imgur.com/gallery/KhP85
cominginhot
#3 I also choose this guy's dead wife
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Damn, who's that in #2?
empath
the reason it takes 8 weeks for you to get your test results back (well, to be fair, it's her PRODUCERS' fault, really)
djangojazz
#1 Um no, it causes eye strain over time and makes you get headaches. I have 4k monitors and blue light glasses as a dev. I know it was jk
empath
...and yet you insisted on posting 'ACKSHULLY' and killing the poor little joke anyway? Gee, that's kind of WORSE. :(
RabidDingo
#5 and you have an interview Monday. But the contractor has Labor day off...
jliviKittenJunkie
I think dbz is a little overrated.
Jonavilez
Damn #2 is hot
AlkeneThiol
I also like large breasts
beepositive42
yes this is more of what imgur neeeeds, good dump
JustAPileOfCats
#6 I need Hayden Christensen and Ian McDiarmid to act this one out for us at ComicCon or Star Wars Celebration.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
#2 7 episodes of the x ray machine powering up
5WattBulb
She's delivering the senzu beans
KonaDarbles
Another 3 of her screaming the results to the patient
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
And 5 extra filler episodes of the other nurses in the break room making small talk
KaminoNeko
I mean...the Chinese won the war with the sparrows...it was the insects that the sparrows were no longer keeping in check that beat them.
highstream
That's what happens when you declare war on your allies.
ITellBadPuns
Canadoug
schlockchurch
MotherfuckinGoats
HA! I WAS NEVER "WITH IT" SO I NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS!
burtgummersurvivalist
Lucky…
RuthlessRuben
Real talk: That episode really made me think about this on and off for years, and now that it is happening, it isn't so bad. Thanks, Abe!
highstream
In the end, "it" doesn't even matter.
stupidlystupendous
#11 YA RLY
PlacentaEaters
NO WAI!
jherazob
WAI!
NerdyPegger
Lol internet!
Hotjoe1991
So Kawaii
NotedPowerBottomAleisterCrowley
#11 ya rly!
jG123
#1 don’t have to mow the grass if you never render it
kydn
#11 Ya RLY
Yenaldooshi
#1 This is a lie. My eyesight sucks and I'm dumb as hell
ohmygodtheysaidnewzealand
Anyone have this one in a dog version?
gmoneyy5
#2 We have the test results, it appears you have... FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!
folded13
Narrator: But they did not find out next time. In fact, it's possible that this plot thread has been dropped altogether.
Cammo353
Australia lost 1 battle against emus then hunted them so hard that the UK had to petition us to stop
UndulatingTerrain
#17 Wonderful.
v1nsai
I've heard about the Aussie emu war, but the Chinese Four Pests Campaign was apparently one of the causes of the great famines. Don't give 1
v1nsai
anyone absolute power, it turns into a personality cult and stupid, avoidable stuff always happens.
empath
"What, but I'm enjoying the beach...I don't care - tell the tides to wait; I *am* King after all."
v1nsai
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign
MeatraffleJackpot
Vapors was a Victorian metaphor for periods, not gas.
empath
...that's the point; that's how her friends KNEW she was wrong.
ddet1207
#3 Omg, this one was so funny lol. But my friend didn't get it, does someone mind explaining it to him?
ahhhhtomzilla
It’s kinda hard to explain.. you know in movies where there is a detective who’s wife was murdered? And he watched old movies of her to get
ahhhhtomzilla
sad? And there’s always a part where she is like on the beach playing with a flower or something?
empath
ALWAYS. Apparently it's a LAW in Hollywood; I'm just never gonna have my detectives have murdered loved ones; plenty other motivators!
etherbunny41
#4 It's fish. Or black ppl. Or black ppl who are also fish. Or fish that turned into black ppl. Lovecraft hated black ppl. Also fish.
TrilithonStone
Excuse me.? Mao's famine that killed millions was because he conducted a campaign of killing all the sparrows because 1/2
TrilithonStone
they ate grain, but sparrows also ate insects which grew to plague proportions without the birds and ate all the crops.2/2
highstream
They declared war on birds and lost
sjs260563
can't beat birds
StrokerAce27
I mean, you sorta can if what you want is a explosion of insects that cause a famine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign
Gopher1964
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War ‘Emu command evidently ordered guerrilla tactics’ Hilarious.
Idontneedrealfacts
Tell that to those dodo pieces of $#!% when you see em in hell where we sent em
Lysergian
Passenger pigeons would like a word.
here4mischief
Don't ... mention "the war"
MoonMoon89
I heard it was the word.
piscimacy
I know about the Emu War, but what's the other one?
Nightbringar755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign China tried to kill rats, flies, mosquitoes, and sparrows. Sparrows because they ate 1/
Nightbringar755
grain. They forgot was that sparrows also eat bugs incl. locusts. Locusts were soon everywhere destroying crops which caused a famine. 2/2
ivyhelium
Thank you!
Zolerox
It is local tradition in australia to speed up if you see a bird in the road.
NapalmZer0
ahh, tradition. holding us back since its invention.
Plaird
Well yeah I'd run away too if I saw a creature my entire country couldn't beat
ImmatellallyallboutFightClub
captinjojo2000
Birds aren't real
AstynaxPie
Australia's not real either, so the whole emu war thing is one big fairytale
captinjojo2000
That's not a knife ?
honk7
honk7
They are. But they are made by the government to spy in you. They are made in an underground factory in norway. Fucking birds.
ShiftingPattern
That is the most ridiculous, made-up nonsense I have ever heard. The underground factory is in Iceland.
PepperoniAndFingernailPizza
Not anymore, I have a cousin who has Q clearance and said that they've moved the factory to Santa Workshop at the north pole.
Canadoug
Ya? Well my uncle works at Nintendo
UrsaPsi
Wait China too?
empath
like the story about the fisherman who gets rid of all the annoying flies at the river where he fishes...and then there's no fish around...
empath
...the emperor had all the sparrows killed because they were eating grain...but the birds ALSO ate insects, that then proceeded to cause...
empath
...a famine by destroying whole seasons of crops.