Feb 12, 2021 2:15 PM
SpicyNoobles
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OptimusPlatypus
Yusss this is what I like to see
willpostanything
v
brainkandle1
The TRI STATE AREA is safe!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Platypets
Sensino
PERRY!?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Oh, there you are, Perry!
OAGC
Aussie here, the males have a bath filled with venom and the pain can last for months and is excruciating and doesn’t respond to morphene
Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom
thelemur
Paige no!
ChastityDoll
Fun fact: platypuses don't have stomachs.
KIZRD74
Nice duck
ThisIsNoCave
doo be doo be dooooo be PERRY
wrenchhead
Semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of mystery!
He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fraaay-eee-aaay-eee-ayyyy
LunaAtlas
Looks like a weasel with his nose stuck in a shoe.
XRay0976
Hey, where's Perry?
preservedkillicknonesopretty
QUACK, YOU BASTARD!
PlatypusPowersActivate
This pleases me!!
Dragonhamster
The venom is in the male's hind legs and have heard the pain level equivalent of shitting out your spine.
urrugtheorc
The pain can last for months and there's no antivenom.
TaliaDuci
Soooo... no sounds? No duck or ... beaver sound?
ObliqueRay
Fake news! I'm from 1799.
Tourangeau1
Those are cute but poisonous! That spike on the hind legs will hurt!
glorificateur
Only the males have them:)
Venomous, not poisonous, and it's only the males.
psychorico
EEEEEEENTOOOOOOOOOON! *PSYYYYYYYYYDUCK!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Look a Bird beak animal!
bemibet
Your title is redundant!
OctopusStinkhorn
They both give milk and lay eggs. They can make their own custard.
dartmaster666
But they have no nipples.
Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin where the babies lap it up or suck it from tufts of fur.
GhostofCain
Means nothing if they do not also secrete vanilla.
Fiss
Feed them lots of vanilla pods maybe the milk will change
Seems like an extra step.
Are extra steps really an issue when you can say you had Platypus Pie?
I have not considered that. Perhaps it is worth the cost. Proceed with the genetic project, sir.
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staceyjorgenson31415
Ssshhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! Just gotta put some more glue in there ;)
v23474
Just not Gorilla Glue...Amirite?
Lynx7386
No, platypus glue.
scuba7jb
I thought these weirdos could attack with venomous heel spurs or something...?
airwoman
Nah, platypuses don't do much from what I know
ThePelican
Not only do the males have venom, but each venom is unique! Which means they can’t make an antivenin for it.
NapoleonDynOmite
Males
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom It’s painful and lasts months
M1CR0N0T
Murderpus
Communik8
base of tail?
margatesands
Australians?
Strayan101
*ahem* males, they produce venom during mating season. It's not lethal to humans. Platypi are rare in australia even rarer to be holding one
It's not lethal, but it will make you wish it were. The pain can last months. There is no antivenom.
jaqueramerphan9
Only if u stop petting
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Posted by @87bru
Enternety
No that’s Trump
asifismail
Made me laugh
They do, but I thought only one gender has them? Can’t recall if that’s right?
Males and only during mating season.
0usrnm
Yep, its the blokes. They have venomous heel spurs. People get hopitalised for weeks, mostly because of the uncontrollable pain.
rollilolli
Just the males and only when they're in rut, I think.
Just the males, you're correct
nigglemaster
And only during mating season, I think.
Mostly during mating season, but not exclusively
TheJonSnowShow
That's racist
smashpro1
Sexist, technically.
Speciest
OptimusPlatypus
Yusss this is what I like to see
willpostanything
brainkandle1
The TRI STATE AREA is safe!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Platypets
Sensino
PERRY!?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Oh, there you are, Perry!
OAGC
Aussie here, the males have a bath filled with venom and the pain can last for months and is excruciating and doesn’t respond to morphene
OAGC
Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom
thelemur
Paige no!
ChastityDoll
Fun fact: platypuses don't have stomachs.
KIZRD74
Nice duck
ThisIsNoCave
doo be doo be dooooo be PERRY
wrenchhead
Semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of mystery!
ThisIsNoCave
He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fraaay-eee-aaay-eee-ayyyy
LunaAtlas
Looks like a weasel with his nose stuck in a shoe.
XRay0976
Hey, where's Perry?
preservedkillicknonesopretty
QUACK, YOU BASTARD!
PlatypusPowersActivate
This pleases me!!
Dragonhamster
The venom is in the male's hind legs and have heard the pain level equivalent of shitting out your spine.
urrugtheorc
The pain can last for months and there's no antivenom.
TaliaDuci
Soooo... no sounds? No duck or ... beaver sound?
ObliqueRay
Fake news! I'm from 1799.
Tourangeau1
Those are cute but poisonous! That spike on the hind legs will hurt!
glorificateur
Only the males have them:)
urrugtheorc
Venomous, not poisonous, and it's only the males.
psychorico
EEEEEEENTOOOOOOOOOON! *PSYYYYYYYYYDUCK!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Look a Bird beak animal!
bemibet
Your title is redundant!
OctopusStinkhorn
They both give milk and lay eggs. They can make their own custard.
dartmaster666
But they have no nipples.
OctopusStinkhorn
Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin where the babies lap it up or suck it from tufts of fur.
GhostofCain
Means nothing if they do not also secrete vanilla.
Fiss
Feed them lots of vanilla pods maybe the milk will change
GhostofCain
Seems like an extra step.
Fiss
Are extra steps really an issue when you can say you had Platypus Pie?
GhostofCain
I have not considered that. Perhaps it is worth the cost. Proceed with the genetic project, sir.
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staceyjorgenson31415
Ssshhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!! Just gotta put some more glue in there ;)
v23474
Just not Gorilla Glue...Amirite?
Lynx7386
No, platypus glue.
v23474
scuba7jb
I thought these weirdos could attack with venomous heel spurs or something...?
airwoman
Nah, platypuses don't do much from what I know
ThePelican
Not only do the males have venom, but each venom is unique! Which means they can’t make an antivenin for it.
NapoleonDynOmite
Males
OAGC
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom It’s painful and lasts months
M1CR0N0T
Murderpus
Communik8
base of tail?
margatesands
Australians?
Strayan101
*ahem* males, they produce venom during mating season. It's not lethal to humans. Platypi are rare in australia even rarer to be holding one
urrugtheorc
It's not lethal, but it will make you wish it were. The pain can last months. There is no antivenom.
jaqueramerphan9
Only if u stop petting
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Enternety
No that’s Trump
asifismail
Made me laugh
SpicyNoobles
They do, but I thought only one gender has them? Can’t recall if that’s right?
dartmaster666
Males and only during mating season.
0usrnm
Yep, its the blokes. They have venomous heel spurs. People get hopitalised for weeks, mostly because of the uncontrollable pain.
rollilolli
Just the males and only when they're in rut, I think.
OptimusPlatypus
Just the males, you're correct
nigglemaster
And only during mating season, I think.
OptimusPlatypus
Mostly during mating season, but not exclusively
TheJonSnowShow
That's racist
smashpro1
Sexist, technically.
TheJonSnowShow
Speciest
OptimusPlatypus