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#10
I don't know why this reminds me of Dunk
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#16
Cat Tax...rescued this handsome fur ball from an animal shelter 6 years ago today...so it's sort of his freedom cake day
TepHaST5Basa
So, racist against Asians much?
BlondieBlon
Ralianth
I always upvote chuck
BanThisIfYouDare
I like the Cat Starter pack at the end.
UndeadAndUnamused
It always blows my mind how true all of these are and how I know someone just like them. And it makes me wonder when I’ll see one like me.
rhubarbsalad
UndeadAndUnamused
Thanks, but I’m a lady. We don’t use socks...unless I’ve been doing something wrong my whole life?
rhubarbsalad
https://imgur.com/search?q=starter+pack Have a feast. Hopefully you find your very own. Enjoy!
PurpleMario
#17 so true
hamilton3360
can verify, am redhead and I have no clue where my parents are.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I saw the pic and said, "holy shit, someone took a picture of my son's hair!" He's at school right now though.
ImLyingToYouGuys
fadecomic
I don't get #2. Sneakers, jeans, and a ponytail at the park seem pretty normal to me.
HoldingAccount
And why is the dog either a lesbian or an off-duty cop?
piratica108
Thats the only one that seemed like a stretch to me
Sprixxen
You are ignoring the cop glasses, clip on phone, and tennis ball thrower. I mean the clip on phone and glasses are universal cop tells.
TheDigitalZero
So you ARE a lesbian.
tobesoraspberry
so are you a lesbian or a cop?
TheHentaiWizard
jakcspellgood
I feel like #16 is referring to a specific person but I'm too lazy to look it up.
anxietypotato
Agree with all of them, take your damn upvote, +1
Rapps
Does a starter pack of all starter packs also contain itself?
eetsumkaus
found the mathematician
allegedlynerdy
Yes
XIIV13C100111
What about a starter pack of all starter packs that don't contain themselves?
allegedlynerdy
There you go, that's a paradox
IronicJeremyIrons
MVIII
#12 Neutral Milk Hotels music is pretty good. Same for childish gambino.
GerhardRammelhausen
Also "wears these but can't skate". Gatekeeping much?
iReallyDontGetIt
I love NMH and Mac DeMarco, but that one was super accurate IMO
MVIII
Yea i think the pic is accurate too, totally get the joke. I think the nmh album just has a weird reputation somehow.
NotWelcomehere
Well...I mean Mangum did just up and disappear for a while didn't he?
MVIII
I have no clue tbh
Gafflesmaxx
Found one
MVIII
I knew this was coming
Gafflesmaxx
cutofyojib
I freaking love Neutral Milk Hotel but that being said I saw Jeff Mangum I'm Ithaca and there were a lot of kids in Vans running around so
myfatcathaslotsofhats
You're half right
myfatcathaslotsofhats
Kinda missed the joke though
madinspace
That I one retarded name for a band.
toxicboyroy
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AR33
The last one is the 'Crazy cat person' starter pack. Can confirm I have 6.
CatsandDnD
We have three. And if we at any point move into a bigger apartment/house, I feel there will be more.
idiotn00b
#4 why is this so accurate? I'm in Glasgow, Scotland, and see these ladies all the time. Where do they come from? Why the trolley bag? WTF?
manchudreamer
Old asian ladies are cold so they want to keep their core warm but at the same time don't want to get sunburnt or hurt themselves carrying.
BabiesDippedInFondue
They're a global phenomenon!
Darkspire
Explains the global warming
AwkwardALi3N
Salai
it's an international phanomenon cause lots of chinese grand moms...they're millions
BradPiss
All cops wear that same type of sunglasses. They can never hide
razgris
#5 so accurate it hurts
KillingTlme
I was a combo of 1 and 3, depending how close to the deadline.
cyno01
Moms a teacher, her thoughts on 'cooperative learning' "The smart kid does all the work while the two average kids keep the dumb kid busy."
Locolarue
...and that's why I didn't like group projects.
Anonymonocle
I had this in a programming class. Not only they did no help, but I had to do also set up their dev environment and prove that my code works
razgris
Jesus that's like my psych class. Had a group of 4 were supposed to combine research into a apa paper on FASD, I literally did 5k solo in a
razgris
Single night. Solod presentation and talked to the prof after, everyone else in the group got a D, I got an A, which was the only A in class
chrisdafish
One time I revised everything they did at the last minute
bpetersen
Shy guy can be interchangeable with *guy who doesn't give a shit and doesn't pretend to care* with my high school
kaboosh5353
Pertpetually that guy. I apologize. I know people care but I have no idea why it actually matters.
TheAbyssStaresBack
Seriously though :-p
ParaBellum96
Dude in a group of mine went extra and dropped the whole class. Now we're one person down for the semester
Zegot
i always wobbled between 2 and 3.
eadanke
One and Three all the way. "Guys I have a bunch of projects coming up, I can do the whole thing in two days, or you guys can do it."
CleverViking
I'm "1" and "3", but to be fair, in my three years of uni I've ever only encountered two people that wasn't at least a little bit "1"
Gizmodian
Being lazy tends to be a natural state. Objects at rest like to stay at rest. It takes energy to get moving. Sometimes more than we have.
ZachsAnomaiy
I manage to be all four depending on the time of day. But I always end up grouped with solid #4s.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Mostly 2, but sometimes a mix of 1 & 3 (I'd just do my own project and try to turn it in - which defeated the purpose, but fuck people).
LuckyBlackCat20
I was 2 at first, then between 2 and high school. Then 1 in my middle years if college. Now I’m back to 3.
Misterdruglicious
me between 1 and 3, mostly 1 now
dawnzoom
I’m 1, 2, and 3, too shy to yell at the others till they work, so I gotta do it all myself but I wait till the last second to do it
Gizmodian
For my senior project, I was with a friend. She went off with her boyfriend, I got stuck. My patron teacher [we ask one to be] did my paper>
Gizmodian
>for me so I'd have it finished it time. I did a metric fuck ton of work, but so did she. The other girl still passed. We were friends. In>
Gizmodian
>a way, I kind of regret letting her skate out along with me. But in another way, I worry that if I hadn't, she'd have dropped out anyway.>
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
A-fucking-men to that
DireChymeras
I feel personally attacked by #12
yungdude
same lol
Joker65
found one
thatwoodguy
#16 forgot 10 different cell phones, wears loose hoodies to hide guns and flak vest hes wearing
skinnywrists
Ohh man, I am #2, but not a lesbian. Just got no style.
JasmineWindsong
LOL
schmobius
You may not have style, but you have a dog. Sounds like you're winning.
bonobobobobo
Do you want help I want to help you
threeblackkittens
I know someone who is #2. Thought she was gay at first but nope. She was a Marine.
fluffleupagus
Yep. Female Marines really keep you guessing sometimes.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
not a lesbain, So you're saying I have A CHANCE!!!!
AndresMoreno1
I mean, as a man, If I were a girl I just wear that
fluffleupagus
I fit into #2. My sisters thought I was a lesbian until I finally started dating guys. I'm just a tomboy. And maybe a smidgen bicurious.
AtypicalMammal
Yeah, I was wondering what's lesbian about a dog ball launcher thing.
IDontKnowWhyIWaitedThisLongToMakeAnAccount
Some days I am for sure that person. Not lesbian or cop, it's just that I give as many shits about how I look on a walk as my dog does
CarlosOfNightvale
daaaBlues
I see this more with female fedex drivers
blackbearlivesmatter
Go on....
rhubarbsalad
What up sis
smellyshorts
You posted about your girlfriend tho?
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skinnywrists
Okay, but who wouldn't date the silver surfer... I don't think that makes me a lesbian. But idk the rules
DukeDarkwood
By process of elimination, you're an off-duty cop.
NotPolice
No, seriously, she's not. I know her.
kambojah
I bet you need some dank
DadJokesaretheBest
This came together nicely
DarkUranium
Just like the criminal case against OP.
thatsnotpunny
THOSE TENNIS BALL FLINGERS ARE A LIFE SAVER
UncleStalin
...explain?
SociopathicHousePlant
you put the ball in the flinger scoop and then you overhand chop the air with that shit and it shoots the ball super far for your pet doge
thatsnotpunny
#2. The blue scoop. We have a Chuck it and a doggo that loves to chase the ball-o. Saves your arm-o.
MyHumanForm
As a person with a fetch addicted dog with endless energy, I can say that I they are life savers. Fling far and let him run it off.
thatsnotpunny
I've wondered if somehow the ball supplies them with energy...if there's some kinetic thing going on I don't know about. Dog chase all day.
magicpocket
MOR
spookyactionatadistance
Those vans are shit to skate into though.
MediaMuerte
Whym
sailskate88
They actually make them in "pro" models now. The pro design is a legit skate shoe. Way more suede on the upper and a fat insole. I skatem
spookyactionatadistance
Ya. The pro models soles also go much higher.
madammiim
I can agree with this, wore vans as skate shoes, gets eaten through in months.
IanBower
Aren't Etnies infinitely better?
HentaiKwondo
Yeah but they gay
brianthefly
Omg i remember everyone saying this in middle and high school! So now Emerica and Globe are my favorites.
Buttorfleoge
Back in the day... Vans were really good for skating, now it's for fuckos only :(
spookyactionatadistance
Or you know if you like how they look. I've always worn high top sneakers and Vans Sk8 hi's are versatile. I have a burgundy leather
spookyactionatadistance
2) pair that looks great when I dress up a bit. The grey monochrome reissue with back zipper is perfect for any day jeans and T-shirt and my
spookyactionatadistance
3) white leather ultracush go well with a more sporty look. I got all of them on sale either online or street sales and never paid over
spookyactionatadistance
4) 60$.
Deeztunafish
As much as I love vans, yep. Last pair of half cabs fell apart fast. Gone back to etnies
HangedMansMacGuffin
They're great for lifting, though. Chuck Taylor All-Stars too.
EmileHeskey420
What's funny is literally all vans are shit to skate in the material is just not tough enough
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
but cheap
assbad
Geoff Rowley and Tony Trujillo made good skate shoes
somethingelseisbetter
Regular vans are just rubbish canvas but they do some decent pro and ultras every now and again that last
ShrubNinja
I thought you were talking about the vehicle and just imagined somebody ramming into a van.
HelloToe
Capitalization helps.
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I imagined a cool kick flip into the back of the van, then the door closes and the van drives away, then the footage is played in reverse
MercilessLTD
Happy freedom cake day!
AwkwardALi3N
erischilde
Where do we find these "Asian sluts" you speak of?
FlatPlutoSociety
Instagram.
SorenAziz
They're all over instagram like the other "sluts".
WeedoForFreedom
San Francisco
kstrtroi
Los Angeles, bonus points if you’re white.
Gasnia
You're not getting anywhere with them.
Schmuck4hire
I'm usually all for accepting different beliefs and faiths, but for some reason people like #3 really, REALLY get on my nerves. 'Dunno why.
LittleKnownOne
Man, like, you should, like, align your chakra and relax.
threeblackkittens
I've never met people like that who hate religion. They dislike religion being forced on people, but seem open minded about spirituality.
Salai
thx for understanding us
ernesclenss9000
It's okay to judge people. It's not okay for that judgment to affect those people. 1/2
ernesclenss9000
If they are annoying, fuck them. Just let them have their thing. Really don't like that judging phobia that is going around past years.
Ilovebillyjoels
#3 I swear to God I work with her. Has the exact same sweater
ThisCommentisaTideAd
#4
foofypoops
Does she also use Cherokee hair tampons?
LateNightBunnyParty
Is it my sister?
piratica108
I have one in my class. She brought all her Himalayan salt rocks in one day to show everyone haha
Salai
one day, we smashed all our salt light candle things with a hammer and eat them in a year. cause we needed salts.
RabbitsAreMyJam
#7 I'm a bit iffy about the implication that being on the pill is "sluttish". But I might be too sensitive. If so, nevermind.
LittleKnownOne
The point is that she can bang 3958845378353557 guys without accountability. So, it enables the behavior.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Being on the pill isnt sluttish, its responsible.
RabbitsAreMyJam
Agreed
JamBarn
Can confirm number 5.
mt77932
#5 is why I completed most group assignments alone in high school.
kojenk
Had to do that in college. Got worse further up despite my expectations to find more capable classmates in the more senior courses
SomethingALittleLessWeird
#5
Brochiavelli
Thank
pigfoot01
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
I upvoted this to 666, where it should stay
Britlex
Put the text before the image! Now I'm a mess. A millisecond is not sufficient reaction time.
pigfoot01
Blow loads much?
PiddlerDiddler
This is why I’m on imgur
pigfoot01
You’re welcome
MrMeeseeks4PrimeMinister
I have questions...
tinyimgurafe
yeah, like how the hell is this top comment, WTF imgur
pigfoot01
People like to cum in a millisecond
PercivalFailed
DocEZ
PanicAtTheCostco
Wut
ninjakittenz
PickleRick
Best image I've seen this year.
pigfoot01
Atwthepig
pigfoot01
You’re welcome
CirrusMinor91
I was certain that this was an add and I had to think what kind of weird shit I was looking at and forgot incognito mode
SweetBrotatoePie
He IS the snake in his boot
pigfoot01
Snakeception
Fluffycorn
jsktrogdor
That sounds like it would be painful.
pigfoot01
Not if you’re into pain;)
pomhub28
pigfoot01
maniabass
Man, I'm at work.
pigfoot01
Good luck. Take a 15 in the bathroom
zelotgeneral
He only needs a millisecond tho
Pootah
The 15 is for cleanup.
pigfoot01
Whoops you rite
MrPhuckett
OFFLINE2
Then lucky him
Naberhawk
I resent #6. Mainly because I have those shoes and they’re very comfortable but I classify my taste in music as metal.
easyridercat
Death to all but metal
CatsandDnD
To all butt metal?
DrDresDog
Dude, Moccasins are the shit and dont let anyone tell you otherwise
zegerman5682
I also love those shoes and listen to rock.
SorenAziz
Mokassins are great in summer. Especially since I hate wearing socks in summer. Two flies with one stone.
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
AwkwardALi3N
Naberhawk
Exactly. The brown compliments the black trench coat. My only issue is I carry a katana and not a little butterfly knife
ehoba666
Mother of god is that a snap-back fedora??
Supernerdtastic
what the shitsnacks