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AlmightyElephant
#44 which one?
ImReallyNotARobotIPromise
#29 "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??"
Sypurist
#43
LincLoud
#31 is that Boyle?
PSpusher
#31 Rub a Dub Dub!
snova595
#1 I made a Santa hat for mine
nonickname23
#13 I’m intrugued enough to try it at least once.
notamonster
#35 disconboobulated
Idontspellcheck
#9 dammir Sonic. I could've used this advice 8 years ago at the Radisson in New Jersey.
Bunhyung
Now the thought of another missed opportunity will keep you awake.
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
#5 In Olden Times, the pit was what made it man's work, like taking out the garbage. And that was why knife sharpeners could make a living, wandering the neighbourhoods.
0RocketCat0
#36: "My name is earl" was such a great show. Burt reynolds appeared in one episode before his death, and when they brought in norm to play the character's son in future episodes, it just seemed so right.
andexer
#1 Lovely dress, Nana
KMakyra
#17 the longer I look. The more it looks like a dudes head on a caterpillar body stamped over and over to look like a human centipede type things.
MrStealYourGiF
#40 According to an inch thick tome I picked up on pesticide free pest control, soapy water spray or sticky traps... seriously that's like 15/16ths of the book repeating itself over and over... then for a couple of things custom predators or hormones... in that sitch though, you could tell a Lvl 1 adventurer they're worth 5XP for every one he takes out with a club.
jtwood
#6 I would like to know more about the 'fire' option, please.
gobblinal
Just plug it in!
IgnisInvictus
#5 Nah. That's just a person who has never seen nor heard of an avocado before and didn't want to admit it.
Skywatcher16
if they do it again after being shown the right way, THEN it might be a crazy person
KMakyra
#4 sorry, I'm gonna need to see some Becky on this grid ASAP. She takes on a group of the klan (lead by Kevin James) like an angry psychopath.
DrRad
Love her wrath
MungChomper69420
#36 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXJraXpqdXN1cnd5N3N5azFkaW83OGthbDVnZXVsaXNtZHQxcDZxZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/CeXfxMajAkC2I/200w.webp
TheOGCuck
Wow, I didn't even know he was sick!
IUpvoteFuturama
#6 Ooh I could use this for my next electrical fire.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#18 Trump’s mugshot
Ghnhx
#40 Nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
ryry1237
But what if they happen to be burrowed a few meters underground in a lead lined bunker?
CatShadowleaf
Call a Marine.
DoctorSniffles
#35 discomboobulated
AnxietyAtTheDanceHall
I came here to make that same comment! You already beat me to it!
darthbiscuit
#5 I want their husband’s knife!
InitHello
Yeah no, there's no knife simultaneously thin and sharp enough to do that. You'd need some kind of science fiction monomolecular fiber or something.
EmilyPseu
#18 How the Gen Z cashier stares at you instead of telling you your total.
CrackWhoresAndCheese
#3 Never use water on your walls. Rubbing alcohol and a magic eraser.
ratrider524360
Magic eraser is melamine sponge, which is a micro fine sander.
So, you're sanding away portions of whatever you're rubbing.
Good 'ol rubbing alcohol and a soft cloth or paper towels will get the most off.
Then you sit your kid with a bucket of warm soapy water and tell them to scrub the rest off. You might have to hand-over-hand proper cleaning technique until they got it.
They'll never f-ing do it again.
chansuke
Don't go nuts with the magic eraser either, and test on a small portion of the wall first. They're abrasive and may wind up making things worse.
trainwreckmooncake
The amount of times I've taken paint off the wall with magic erasers should really be once but sadly it's not..
appleporpoise
Why is cleaning with water bad for walls?
ratrider524360
It's not. That's what the husband's asshole looks like after a moist shit.
He can't clean for shit.
AbelardSnazz
See picture
NinjaCongo
#17
frosss
I was really torn between this and Hitler
GreenMonkeySam
I thought it was Hitler
MapleSyrupMafia
I see an angry Edgar Allan Poe.
KMakyra
I see a dude's head on a caterpillar body doing his best impression of the human centipede with 100 of his closest clones.
frosss
I don't think you see heads in a proper centipede