When she tells you she's a squirter

Apr 15, 2026 4:05 PM

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What is the perk here?

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Does she browse where eyebrows?

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Squirtle

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" If you spill a drop you'll have to be punished"

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I thought it, now you can think it

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Pretty sure that's the cutest body mod post I'm ever gonna see.

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Pretty girl tbh.

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Alternate title: when she tells you she's into watersports.

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That might be pee. Post didn't say it wasn't.

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Gotta make drinking a thick milkshake hard with all that bypass

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is that how you flush out the leftovers?

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β€œIt’s a feature.”

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I'd be terrified of food getting stuck in there and rotting 😬

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Alright, that's enough internet for today.

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I suppose that would useful as a reaction control system side thrusters while swimming or in space

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If you get a tracheostomy you could work as a sprinkler.

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You know, I try and be positive about everyones bodies, and the decision they make with those bodies...Change your gender, your hair color, your skin color, get tattoos, piercings, scarifications. But GOD HELP ME if somebody does that three mouth thing from cyberpunk, I'm gonna have a violent psychotic episode.

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It's my fault for having eyes.

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Yeah but it makes playing that trumpet a lot harder.

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Dizzy Gillespie intensifies

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Best use of this meme

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use two itty bitty little corks

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What about itty bitty kazoos? Doesn't solve the problem, but it will keep ya buzzing.

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like bagpipes?

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β€œHave you tried staples?”

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More of an Office Depot guy, myself. πŸ˜‹

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