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Back by unpopular demand: me!
Apparently it was my cake day the other day so this is also a belated cake day dump.
Kinda fitting, considering what concert my asshole is taking me to.
*cries in Sleep Token*
It's almost like they can't hear me!
Till then - stay spooky!
TallynNyntyg
#7 Mmm, microplastics!
fromagewit
#7 I have a folding one, and the shape of the bat will make it more fun, but they are annoying
Ryebread91
#22 my favorite part is that I immediately noticed how weird it was as a kid seeing it in theaters and I'm glad I'm not the only one.
DukeDarkwood
#15 Be fair, though - those side quests took plenty of time and work, as well. It's all good content, Brunt.
RageBuddha
#27 Man, I wish Raul Julia was still around. Him and Bremdan Fraiser in an Addams Family/Mummy movie sounds like a fucking blast. I'd watch the shirt out of that.
chellanthe
Hello fellow Sleep Token follower. 💖 (Worship)
TheNephilim337
Oh, not me, I'm chaperoning the Sleep Token follower. And I worry she's joined a cult - she's buying all the tour coins, for goth's sake! (A few songs are good though)
EroticZombiePants
#46 You clearly haven't seen my t-shirt after dinner half of the time.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
#17 4'11" and this describes me
therealhobbes
#29 this is how I am with ducks thanks to my wife
KatinaChoovansky
#11 Most horror movies populate their scripts with unlikable people for you to watch die. It's a staple of the genre.
DanimalRC
#22
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CatHateDogDogLoveCat
#34 this literally translates to "talking shit"
ionicseraph
#26 After dealing with Imhotep, their son could probably deal with anything Wednesday threw at him.
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
#29 me with coheed and Cambria because it's my best friend's favorite band
BoredLyron
I tried to copy/paste #27 to WhatsApp to my partner, but got a warning "image is larger than the 16 MB limit". What? How is a low resolution black and white image more than 16 megs? What is going on here? I don't understand anything anymore.
thedudeman519
#46 Reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch about vampires
emmythefox11
#3 Having my retro handheld in the afterlife would be nice
Merky600
Imagine an entire afterlife that just video games.
DumbandConfused
I believe they call that Nirvana or something?
JakSandrow
#40 I am a baked potato with butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and cheddar cheese. My wife loves it.
JakSandrow
(neither my wife or I can do allium, so chives are right out, but all the rest is the best)
Aurentis
#16 Some days you're Brigid, some days you're The Morrigan.
theresgoldinthemtherehills
#30 wait… you have friends?
TheNephilim337
Shocking, I know.
highstream
#29 my best friend loved giraffes. When I saw a new giraffe figure I would ask if he had it already and buy it for Christmas. He died last year, and now giraffes make me a little melancholy.
TheNephilim337
I have a thing for giraffes because of someone I lost too. I'm sorry for your loss.
Kasemoch
I’m sorry you lost him :_(
Weblord
#37 Imagine our pets! Suddenly, everyone in town is screaming. It might be worse than Guy Fawkes or 4th of July fireworks on them.
trigonman3
sailorjurai108
Clearly you haven’t exposed & desensitized your pets into screaming into the void enough. Mine wouldn’t even give me half opened eye from a light nap admonishment at this point.
Weblord
Lol
TheNephilim337
Okay, new plan - we all collectively scream into pillows.
Weblord
I commend you on your swift problem solving skills and adaptability.
InspiringBadger
#46 Yeah, but the food is under pressure. It didn't seem fair to compare it to a bowl of soup. It seems more like trying to neatly shotgun a beer.
jamesttgrays
I’d always figured they would drink from a vein, where the pressure is much lower, to avoid wasting a lot of blood and making things generally messy, if they’d used an artery.
reichstein
If you had to shotgun a beer every day, for hundreds of years, I expect that you would get very good at it, and would be an expert at doing it without spilling a single drop.