BabyUnicorn314
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Inevitability.
Jul 31, 2023 4:47 PM
BabyUnicorn314
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Inevitability.
newnhb
The Dad phrase of choice when leaving is "Is everyone done? Let's roll"
spiffylookingnerfherder
Appropriate use of Interstellar soundtrack.
b00sk0r
NGL, Zimmer smashed out a banger for that movie.
OneOfTheOnes
Savages. Can't they put the Knife and Fork together when finished.
ripsi
Thank you. My thoughts exactly
incubisexual
So my dad's humor is buck wild nonsense that objectively isn't funny said with absolute confidence and perfect delivery. I have inherited the barest amount of his talent and I'm thrilled. Trying to explain his jokes to my friends never goddamn works
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Keep practicing.
Scottyswans
Isnt that the dad from the clip where they all go Ah Aah Aah aah aah ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Yup
bendaresall
I was expecting a pun.
PineMan7
The McFarlands family has some hilarious videos
cjandstuff
I hate the fact that I look exactly like my dad. But unlike him, I'm not a racist deadbeat. So that's good I guess.
hwatL4bloopy
i'm mildly jealous of these skits. i didn't have a good father.
inceptionev
The lighting in this production is amazing
ckirkham
"I couldn't eat another bite"
theowlofthegame
Somebody once said to me: “You are exactly like your dad”. It was the best compliment I ever got
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
that grabby hi-5 was the whitest cherry on top.
floatationman
That lighting is exquisite!
hwatL4bloopy
that poor waitress
Goldenteckel
keupajer
AlmightyElephant
I realized I express contentedness the same way my Dad does. If something is really good, it's "not bad." If something was regular good, it's "alright."
ameranthe
This reminds me so much of my grandpa. He would always say "Hey, this isn't bad!" with a surprised tone and that meant something was outstandingly good.
chronicsnake
Simple solution, leave for cigarettes
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Ok but the Dad-core vibe is actually very trendy atm. And New Balances are super popular.
cardinal29
Don't forget Crocs are having a comeback.
jodu
Is the guy who's dressed like a 7 year old with a hoodie and a baseball cap turned backwards part of the joke somehow? Is he looking at a younger version of himself?
goodVibrations22
I think just the transforming dudes brother reminding him not to “dad up” but could be wrong lol
jlist
I’ll skip the having six different wives, please
RenaissanceFaireMan
Wait, isn't the "N" on their shoes for "Nebraska"?
ActualTttony
Nowledge
DrMarioSThompson
Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
Yeah, I will be when I get cremated like he is.
demosteness
Is this Interstellar soundtrack?
Beardedobject
Haven't beaten my wife a single time in 28 years of marriage. Proudly nothing like my Dad.
theREALskittlepoop
The knowing nod of the dad makes it
ItsaMeFranman
I love the confused look by the waitress!
Schmerbie
And the lighting changes are also a nice touch
KongoOtto
in slowmo
grayone64
I did everything that I which my Dad had done when my kids were growing up. I am proud to say I was successful and I am nothing like him.
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TheAccursedHamster
I have no children at the moment, but I'm thankful that I know all I have to do to he a good father is do the opposite of mine.
grayone64
Be the dad that you wanted. It's not as easy as you think. You have to break the style of thinking that you grew up with. Good luck in the future.
GeraldsNinjaStar
Which?
grayone64
Oops ment wish.
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
That’s so great to hear. The few years I was with my parents they each had such toxic traits I’m so proud of myself being a single dad to a little girl and making sure I’m what my parents couldn’t be for me, for my daughter.
majorminers
Respect. I have lived in the same vein.
PushPullMagnet
Is that good or bad?
skincancerisfun
I dunno but witches were involved so it definitely sounds funner than my childhood
SithElephant
Wiccad.
grayone64
AwkwardNuts
I think they meant "That I wish my Dad had done" so I am guessing good!
grayone64
Oops sorry missed that. Wish.
RancidOrange
Good catch, my man, good catch.
originalpostr
You hate your father? That's very big of you. My father was less than perfect in many ways, but he loved his children, was always there for us, and we loved him and we were proud of him and his many accomplishments. We miss him a lot now that he's gone. I'm glad I'm not like you--I find your attitude to be shameful.
silviechan
My dad was a shame full piece of shit that was arrested a multitude of times for beating people up and he hurt my mother badly and neglected me my entire life,when i turned 18 i told him to never have any contact with either of us again,when he died i was 31 and im glad i had no contact with that psycopath and i felt more safe the day i heard he was dead then the other 30 years of my life, peoples circumstances are different that doesnt make them shameful,you should consider things from now on.
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
Because most upvoted Imgur users fall into a particular niche, brother. They hate their father almost as much as they hate all religions besides Satanism because they're all very unique and edgy. (:
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ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
And I'm glad that Imgur can be your safe space to vent about your murderous father. /s
pennyeater
has it occurred to you that his dad could have been nothing like your dad? the odds that you two have the same dad are like 1 in 1 billion
omagouch
Good for you for having a good dad. Many, many people do not have that luxury.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
lol dumbass
Dragongurl392
I’m glad you live in a magical world where there’s no such thing as abusive parents. Must be so nice for you.
DoomSquirter
my dad was the epitome of scary &it caused issues up until he died but looking back, he tried his best and I love him. but not ever1 is same
MorrighanWolf
Nothing shameful in hating your abuser, arsehole.
myr14d
Yeah, saying this without any context is kinda dumb. You have no idea what his dad's like. There are some very terrible and even horrific people who have kids.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Look at this guy with a dad who loved him. Congratulations, bud. And props on realizing everybody has the exact same experiences.
obarey
New Balances are so comfy though.
phinneassrg
They make pretty stylish ones, I wear exclusively new balances, but not the straight white dad ones.
cardinal29
Papagolash
They're like the only brand that has sneakers for really wide feet
BigIdeas
That's what dad fashion is. Caring about comfort over style.
BossVarriack
NOOO! WE LOST ANOTHER TO THE DADENING!
hopethisoneworks
Air monarchs for life
wookietiddy
Thank you! Have been wearing them since I was 20. Not a dad yet, but I'm 34 and I buy a new pair every time I need a new one. They're just so dang comfortable.