MAH WIFE

Jul 26, 2026 1:14 AM

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The true test of Scotchgard..

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about his Mister?

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On my father's right, his wife and daughters; on his left, his mistress and I. Glyndebourne 1969.

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5 days ago (deleted Jul 26, 2026 1:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Freudian slip of the day! 👍

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, I wonder if the couch was black and leather and…in an office space. Ya’ll know what I’m thinking. I got in your head!

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Cracker Elegy

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wild how this couch thing started from a fake twitter post and everyone just repeats it.

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In 9th grade my buddy got his scrotum stuck in his fly and had to go to the school nurse. We call him Zip to this day.

It's the funny ones that stick.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but that actually happened.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Feels *so good* to get out of those stupid polished shoes Trump always makes me wear..."

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Shady Vance has two beards: the one on his face and the one he married.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NGL, the first thing that I noticed was they all have their shoes on inside the house. It might seem insignificant, but as a POC that always tells me this is a white household.

5 days ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 7

Something about not showing feet on the internet perhaps. After all, the red hats have a monopoly on making that stuff weird.

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I have a pair of indoor slides that I only use inside, and then I have my outdoor shoes. The indoor slides are clean and keep my feet raised off the floors without the bad textures of slippers that bother me.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

probably some photoshoot prop building. If anything, Republicans are fake as fuck

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a pretty specifically set up family portrait. The shoes are part of the outfits. You still might be right but this portrait doesn't really prove anything

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, I didn't know that was a White people thing only. I just know it's an USA thing.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm white and don't wear shoes in the house. Don't lump us all in with that asshole.

5 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Seconding. I'm so pale I'd ignite in the sun, and I go barefoot constantly.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all whites wear shoes inside, but the people who do are usually white.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As born in Finland, grew up in Sweden and now live in Thailand, only time I wear shoes indoors was in the US

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It'd be a shame if Usha Vance's birthright citizenship was revoked since her parents are Indian

5 days ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

Her family are garbage Indian right wing nationalists. Basically Indian MAGA so she comes from trash and married trash. Surprised shes not more offended she got sidelined and hidden on the campaign when they realized white maga hated Vances mixed race/religion marriage

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He'd love that, it'd give him more power over her.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Even if the EO had been upheld (it was struck down because 5 members of SCOTUS can read), it would not have applied retroactively to anyone.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Because that's stopped the current administration from illegally reporting citizens so far.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am talking about the legality of a process; not the way fascists torment people.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of curiosity, when would the cutoff have been? Like it wouldn't have applied to people who have been naturalized at the time of enacting the EO or it wouldn't apply to those who had started the process of naturalization but weren't finished yet?

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Since the EO was about denaturalization, it would only apply to those whose citizenship, in the future, was deemed to be from invalid parental legality. However, as another has noted, fascists do not care about legal processes, they are only happy when they are causing suffering.

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It depended on whatever color they were and how they voted, in that order.

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Imagine if Melania gets sent back to where she came from. That would be wild.

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Epstein Island ?

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I don’t think they can send Melania back to Epstein Island.

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You are forgetting about "rules for thee and not for me"

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How could I have forgotten. So silly of me

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