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https://twitter.com/repjackkimble/status/1737474186883338473
I find this one thread to be hilarious! I thought Kimble was being satirical, but I’m not sure at all
3nd3rwiggin
Their latest argument... It was a RIOT, not an insurrection.
GlenL
Twitter is currently full of people explaining how there are no true Scotsmen
lysani
"Six Republican and independent voters from Colorado..." It wasn't six Republicans, it was a group of six people that happened to include Republicans. I know education levels are going down in the US, but reading comprehension isn't that hard is it?
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
One of those six Republicans is the former Republican Majority Leader of the Colorado State Senate.
Chronk
For those confused, #16 is a satire account
rakas90
I don't know why there hasn't been a bigger emphasis on the cia operatives getting killed while trump had documents about them. That alone should get him thrown in prison for life. That's like the definition of treason, and the u.s. likes to talk such a big game about treason.
powwerbottom
I believe this is one of the areas they are trying to expose with the docs case against him, and it will def come out in the wash. Each document is listed carefully in the indictment by classified rating and content, and each has a list of assets, agents, and allocated funding. All missives tied to these docs had to be reconfigured and funds reallocated bc they are all compromised, even if they just sat in a shitter. Pretty big deal. It'll take a long time, but they won't just let this go.
SecondSince
I hope to see him executed in my lifetime. Or just dead from any cause. I'll take it!
kadaeux
Honestly as much as I would love to see that it’d be a huge mistake. The last thing anyone wants is MAGA turning him into an actual martyr and radicalising even further
HighlandViking
LychFinderGeneral
Yeesh. When the CIA says something is fucked up...
Starbolt81
takemeoworloseme4evr
Snooj
They don't care, they'll just say it was Democrats pretending to be Republicans. You're arguing with logic against toddlers.
Jinxer13
Exactly, they had the balls to claim insurrectionists were antifa, this is light work for them
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Now do Boebo the clown!
SisterMidnight
Yes, please!
koops
TheGhostofElizabethShue
#17 also we all know he wanted to be there.
CerisCinderwolf
Getting serious MiB vibes with the K lookalike agent driving.
mondeca
"In treason, there are no accessories." I like it.
Psychobeanz
Maybe some choccy milk and chicken nuggies will help. After a diaper change and a nap.
SisterMidnight
Omg! I love that meme!
backrideup9
Wasn't he there, in a bunker, watching it happen on TV?
BloomAndGrowIris
The comic is a reference to Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony to the J6 committee, that Fascist McTinyhands demanded to be driven to the capitol, and attempted to choke the driver when his secret service detail refused on security grounds. He was returned to the WH instead, where he watched it on TV and threw ketchup at the walls in impotent fury when his coup fizzled out.
hotdoginathermos
*confused MAGA bunga*
sturmhauke
#16 Jack Kimble's entire account is satirical. There is no 54th Congressional district in California. https://www.prwatch.org/spin/2010/09/9423/washington-post-duped-fake-congressman
trippingthelightfantastic
I'm taking these. Thank you. I know folks who need to see them :)
algathe
I knew people who were proud of the magats that stormed the capital. Then when they found out doing so was illegal they claimed it was dems dressed up as Maga ... they will contradict themselves in the same sentence and jump through a million mental hoops before admitting they're wrong.
SisterMidnight
Yes! Spread them far and wide!
ironymus
Charles Manson was sentenced to death for first degree murder just because he fueled the hatred of his fanatics. How is Trump still on the loose and not behind bars??
XuncuTheTiger
Evangelical modus operandi.
Thornaxe
Money and political clout.
ComoSeIguana
MCFLYYY
Lmfao. Stolen.
Audasity
this is definitely one of the best memes to describe MAGAs
KuldFyt
#17 "In treason there are no accessories."
PeeterGrant
I think it's simple. If it wasn't intended, why wasn't the rally held the day before or the day after Jan 6?
Totallynotarealbear
If it weren't planned why did they have weapons and why were there t-shirts made?
ValamirCleaver
Sheldonian
Feels like the CIA thing and the sold Intel to agents from other countries should be a bigger deal
xxPaulCPxx
While it wouldn't surprise me, I haven't seen any mention of this elsewhere. Anyone got some sauce for this?
MCFLYYY
Maybe after throwing him in jail for inciting an insurrection after he lost an election, they can indict him for selling state secrets that directly led to the capture/murder of assets in the field.
FragileDonkey
They'll never believe for one second that 6 repub brought this lawsuit. Not ever. Even if you held them down and tortured them. It's engraved in their DNA and brain to be ignore to the facts.
Totallynotarealbear
"they were RINOs!!!"
Thornaxe
In their mind the Cheeto IS the party. So anyone who shows disloyalty to him is the opposition.
positiveleroy
powwerbottom
Yeah, the "no true scotsman" fallacy is strong in them
LoyalToTheEnd
UnluckyLunkhead
The MAGATs have bizarre arguments; that the insurrection didn't last for some period that they know of and not going to say, and that Trump didn't personally hang Mike Pence. But Hitler never pushed anyone into a gas chamber either.
countbassy
Hold my beer-Charles Manson
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mondeca
#8 Espionage is a capital crime, with no statute of limitations.
magicrhombus
Proving espionage will take a lot more than a suspicious timeline. I'm sure the FBI is investigating, but I'm not holding my breath on it. These sorts of cases are usually proven by catching the perpetrator in the act. Proving he unlawfully retained the documents is pretty simple, since he had them in his possession. Proving he passed copies to a foreign power would be a lot trickier. OTOH, Trump is a moron, so we can always hope he screwed it up so bad that evidence is littered all over.
Leithoa
They've imprisoned / executed spies on shakier ground than what Trump has been caught doing
wobblecopterrrr
Like on his own security footage, ya know, all that stuff he tried to empty a pool onto…
PressthamGravey
#8 Russian asset the entire time. We warned you years ago.
beez428
I still don't understand why he wasn't immediately arrested & detained when they found all that shit.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Since before the fucking election we knew but America was too dumb
Heisanevilgenius
I really hope this is being investigated. I understand why this might be something that needs to be investigated in secret for a while, and investigations take time, so who knows what's going on?
LordofGoats
From some of the news that came out about the documents case (like a year ago maybe?), I'm pretty sure it's going to play a major role. We'll see this information again.
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DrankTooMuchMead
Why didn't anyone care about the Mueller report?? Still, nobody mentions it.
PrecogFrogOnALog
From my understanding, a republican (Barr i think?) put out a one-page summary of the entire report before it was released with big giant letters that said 'No Collusion' and the MAGAs and media ran with it. Now they're saying the report proves there was no collusion because they only saw his summary.
DrankTooMuchMead
Oh yeah. That was ridiculous BS. Republicans try to "own" any statement they don't have control over. Like "fake news".
PrecogFrogOnALog
I vaguely remember watching part of Mueller's testimony in Congress and, to paraphrase, he basically said, "There is substantial evidence that there was collusion, but I'm just the investigator. It's up to the jury (you guys) to determine if it's enough to say he's guilty." We all know how that turned out. I just wish he'd said flat-out that yes, there was.
DrankTooMuchMead
Yes, you are exactly right. Since he was a lawyer, he was trying to be very careful not to say anything incriminating that he could be sued for later.
Leithoa
Because it didn't find evidence that trump or his partners were directly involved. Yeah Russia hacked emails & bought facebook ads but they didn't have (or weren't ready to say) all the evidence we have now. Also they were operating under the idea that a sitting president couldn't be indicted. The DOJ were more concerned with saving face & dotting all the lower case j's than with actually coming to a real conclusion. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mueller_report
DrankTooMuchMead
Mueller wouldn't state his beliefs directly, but lined it up for further investigation. Mueller: "Trump is actually not that rich and owes a lot of money. Meanwhile, he just set up a hotel in Russia..."
Leithoa
Everyone knew he was corrupt & garbage but there wasn't any public evidence that he was in on it. Of course russia was gonna do whatever they can to destabilize the US but the legal link wasn't there yet.
piperdude
I’m gonna need some sources. I’ll have no trouble believing it’s true, but we still gotta show our work.
PressthamGravey
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=trump+is+a+russian+asset&t=brave&ia=web
piperdude
“Do your own research” is not a source.
PressthamGravey
I don't know you well enough to accept homework assignments from you. Downvote me and move on.
tassadar102
Oops, misidentified which comment you were replying to. /gallery/AHEO2aN/comment/2369098784 has the image I was referring to. Sorry.
tassadar102
Each of those paranthetical abreviations is referring to the news outlet that publicized the information. It's not a particularly good citation, but's a place to start.
DrankTooMuchMead
Mueller Report
trippingthelightfantastic
thekeyofe
I appreciate the backwards N in Biden, but I also think that "evidence" should be misspelled.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Should be "evidAnce"
modus0
How about "evedense"?
SisterMidnight
trippingthelightfantastic
4chanrefugee
That should be ketchup, not paint.
ExTechOp
Someone might claim it was painted with the poop from the walls of the Congress building.
SisterMidnight
Mithelen
Why? It's not a steak that needs ruining.
gfamracing
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gfamracing
Thanks might need for later.
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VashTehStampede
You are a bacon of hope in these dark times.
Krossis
Mmmmm bacon
SisterMidnight
You made my day! Thanks!
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