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May 5, 2020 4:10 AM
Kingwyrm20
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MicrowavedFrenchFries
There's Susan being a bitch again, as per usual.
arebenji
I replaced "Susan" with "Karen" and it made the joke infinitely better. "I WANT TO SEE YOUR ROOSTER," said Karen, red-faced with privilege.
lljkstonefish
Alternate punchline: Me: "Chicken, you really let me down today" Chicken: "Well you were the one asking the stupid fucking questions"
Skreepy
Susans reactions in real time
ButterworthToast
RootEnoch
LUML3Y
Did anyone else read the chicken in Bert Kreischer's voice?
StephenDaniels
That joke is so old it's got a 63% chance of dying from Covid 19.
confanity
The first time I heard this joke, it was about a dog and 20th-century baseball players.
KiwiGameDev
https://twitter.com/sugur_ghost/status/1019712564568252416
goflyblind
SomeRandomDudeWhoUpvotesThingsHeLikes
I need some sauce
GrumpyoldBear
A-1 is where it’s at.
Kkkkkkkkkkjj
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bluedealer
Magic for Susan's
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Okay but would the chicken sound like a parrot or would it have more of a macaw kinda ring to it?
Kkkkkkkkkkjj
Veeeery gooooood
upinthebutt
Reminds of Becca from Bojack
Woestkonijn
Reminds me of the joke of the farmer and the pig on a Belgian market.
ObscureReferencing
https://imgur.com/Twabdjr
sanaujiram
This is my wife.. Becca. Yep she loved her books.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Susan be like
insertnamehere007
spidey002
Oh yeah! He knows his name! https://youtu.be/eQRTBrLKIT8
pointsForNothing
So, how much is 200 penises?
acountrymember
A lot.
magicrhombus
Enough to last your mom all afternoon.
RubberChickenGoD
Enough for you to enjoy all night.
sumosapiens
DukeDarkwood
I was hoping for it, but then, I've seen the dog version. This is a nice new twist.
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
sf111
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
This one wins for sure.
boostcreep
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
idontknowmynameyeahthatsthetruth
chicken was like: surprise mf
upsideW
https://youtu.be/Kyv3YoZB9Ms
QuackQuackPontiac
lillayaga
Why is she blonde
samueWebRunner
fairleenormal
First Upload reaction I have seen in the wild.
QuackQuackPontiac
samueWebRunner
Silmarilcrown
samueWebRunner
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
Susan, stop being such a Karen, jeez.