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Did you see that honey!
Jul 22, 2026 8:55 PM
tampacl
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Did you see that honey!
Bundalicious
If attacked by a goose, you must grab their lil fuckin heads, then slowly flip em and then a quick, violent flick of your wrist, snap their evil necks
shameofslate
Silly goose
myfriendkaroshi
There's only one sure way to bring the giant down
puckfan44
You think that hurts? Ask my sister...the moose bite was wayyyy worse
BrontTheGoodBoy
"You know I killed a human one time." "Fuck off Marcus, no you didn't." "I did! I swear!"
trinxter
"And stay down!"
flordelasantillas
See Honey I protected you by taking out the bad human. I'm a bad ass goose, honk.
TupacAintDead
I protekt!
TheVillageGrouch9000
He just made that goose's day. ↑ Nice vid.
YpsilantiRomani
This is like those guys that you can pay at the beach to take a dive so you look macho in front of your lady I don't know if that's a real thing but I've heard of it we're seeing it shows
WhyWeDoThis
Bro code always!
Weirdscenesinsidethegoldmine
Angry snake bird
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
dspsbl14ent
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Sunflier
He basically "surrendered" and the goose was able to strut his stuff for the ladies. That's a bro move if I ever saw one. First time seeing it done for a goose, but still: bro move.
RyokuKun
That's a mother fucking dinosaur, and you cannot tell me otherwise.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
DrKenAdams
So smug, like he thought it was funny
dabbycats
He was just protecting his girlfriend( that human won’t bother you sweety
conklin5
Neck erection. Neckrection.
ogabai
Ernecktion
SodomySnake
Enecktion
shameofslate
The tactical turtleneckrection, Lana
SecretSquirrel27
Neckminnit....ZOOP!
misterx13
Neckreational
newnhb
poscduke
Destro24
Do I make peace with a piece or make peace with peace?
newnhb
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Be glad it wasn't a swan! They are like geese but worse. Like if a goose was professional levels of horrible instead of it being a hobby.
netutoring
My family in the UK has/had some swans (not sure if they still do)... they were 'affectionately' called attack geese.
cousteau
Posh geese.
Zapathasura
Geese are sadistic fuckers. They bite and twist. When I was a kid, one bit me on the buttcheeks while I was fixing a fence. I threw my post mallet at the bastard... I missed.
HoneNathan
Yeah geese bites hurt.
SteveTheEgg
I was bitten on the nipple by a goose.
Forensickle
That's a Chinese goose, they are actually quite gentle and calm. They are pretty vocal when being territorial, but they are as much like a Canada goose as a red panda is a grizzly bear
Aranon1183
My mom's first ever rooster had the biggest hate boner for my sister. She broke his leg with the manure fork, and he still didn't stop attacking her. He attacked my mom every so often. He attacked me once, but I kicked him into the fence post. I did my mom a favour and killed him since he was also bloodying up the hens.
FaeVikingPrincess
I never had any problems with geese, they treat me like a Disney princess.
Thizicis
This looks like it was typed by a Goose.
Zapathasura
Yeah, seems a little sus.
Emjayen
Do they really have that much force? let alone enough to apply torque such that hurts. Sounds a bit dubious/exaggerated.
HamSlamwich
No, they don't. Lots of people are scared of any wild animal, whether it poses an actual threat or not. And then the internet runs with it. It is an animal that weighs .5% what we do, with zero offensive capabilities. If you are scared of geese: buck the fuck up, grab it by the neck and throw it. Or just punt it.
Onisa
They can pinch about as well as a 6 year old, and they have "teeth". They eat grass & such, how hard do you have to pull for non lawn grass?
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Yup. Their beaks are deceptively sharp plus they have incredibly strong neck muscles. They will leave a pretty bruise on ya, and quite possibly break skin if they get good purchase on a bite.
nintendolunchbox
All birds are assholes.
BeaverOnFire
TheLordFoxington
*cloachas?
ethajn
You are the best kind of correct
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
They are dinosaurs
Zapathasura
Not sure about that.. I like birds.. But I'll be forever wary around Geese.
nintendolunchbox
I have history with lots of birds. Geese, peking ducks, macaws, budgies, grackles , all of them are jerks.
yamsonyamsonyams
Last year I had hundreds of grackles in my yard for a couple of days - it was freaky!
At least geese and Peking ducks are delicious?
nintendolunchbox
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Zapathasura
If you say so. I'm just carefull around the butt-biting ones.
DangerouslyMusicalCanadianLama
Sounds like that's a case of all birds thinking you're the asshole