North Korean Generals get a medal for each failed missile launch

Feb 8, 2017 1:13 AM

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Skinny guys have less room for medals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They give the failures medals to make them more visible

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I like this. I've got to talk to mad dog about getting us some medals like this.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

i smell nepotism

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a bottle cap sir

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the little boy from UP the movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 pieces of flare is the MINIMUM.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is it me or the one to left of mics has a dick medal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't they consolidate some of this shit? Put stars under a badge for however many times you've gotten it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is photoshopped, isn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any Discworld fans vaguely reminded of Borogravia?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they are not medals, it's an armor!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They look like Junior Woodchuck Generals

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this why other countries have a system where you add clusters for subsequent medals, then upgrade to a gold one and so on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lfmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's armour plating. They're preparing for battle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha down their legs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if real..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Despite the buffoonary, these are some tough muthers...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Koreans know that we are past the use of medieval armor right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Targets at the next firing squad practice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Backwards army. Still using chainmail, pffff!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically bulletproof

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have to meet mandatory flair requirements.

9 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 0

Office space

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What would you think of someone who did the bare minimum?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's 21 pieces of flair, right?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, they're explosive and Krazy Kim's got the detonator!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the FUCK you you get medals on both your pants AND arms?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

They won the battle on Jesus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They haven't had actual combat since '53, how do you even get the number on the jacket?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not according to propaganda I’m sure.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy, photoshop.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Oooh right...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original is just as ridiculous, hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's photoshopped too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun/fucked fact in north korea you inherit medals from your father and grandfather.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 14, 2023 9:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Im nt sure they are, since you can inherit rank too.

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