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Fun stuff.
BigsbysObsceneGesture
#27 I ate breakfast there yesterday! It’s the Waffle House by the round holiday inn! It’s the best one in Charleston!
MajMalfunction2
#16 Having fun with Daddy's blood money?
TheHuntedSnark
#1
JPRiddles
#29 hey DK the risky joke plant guy should really be under this meme. Gross. Well done.
defurious
#9 i wonder if Hooter's serves shit for breakfast
BisAndThighHighs
#8 That's one of those shitty microwavable deep pans, so barely even a pizza.
ilasid
Red Robin pizza is not too bad if you’re starving!
TinyRavenFeathers
#30
StarscreamAndHutch
#27 the guy that paints various business in fire.
cullen0013
This is my hometown (Charleston, SC) Waffle House. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
profiledit
PolarbearsToenails
Chicken turkeys chicken turkeys
DrMissAnonymous
#36 what have I become… i thiught we were white but that there…
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
@deafkitten I specifically gave you a Holly Jolly accolade for the Eric Clapton meme. You twisted son of a bitch. Wishing you well...
deafkitten
Ha have definitely shared that before but felt worthy of a revisit ha. Hope things well you glorious fuck.
Telharmonius
#16 Dude, how long have you worn that shirt.
? The neck's all stretched out.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#26 that’s Wing Dings, University of Online Classes.
BobRossHB
#16 what caliber do you think your human shield of a son would stop cold? Then when he stands up I use his chair to end it
haveanupvotegif
ArtSparkle
@op i love you dear, big hugs
honeybadgersRus
Solid ratio of sad to horny, many stolen, hohoho dk
LewdLuteGoblin
Deadpool854
HoboKingNiklz
A DK Dump in UserSub! What an honour to find!
deafkitten
LordVadersLeftNipple
#16 I would say nothing. I would punch him in the temple as hard as I could.
TinyRavenFeathers
#7
gtotherizzle
#44 well shit
HillOfBeans
This you?
gtotherizzle
No but I loved him as an actor
HillOfBeans
Me too. 🥲
PoppyBee
#44 fucking yikes
Gorgoror
mooncactus
What’s this? A fresh DK dump? Well I never
deafkitten
bigtwindaddy10
#39
MyUrbanSombrero
I guess as a girl I could say, "you talk a lot of shit for someone in squirting distance".
Sk3tz0
Don't threaten me with a good time you little weirdo
GrayHogan
No no, say it the same way and really mess with them.
psugab
That could definitely backfire. Or maybe I'm a little weird.
TinyRavenFeathers
#1 now it needs doves and raspberry berets.
LokiOnTheCouch
A Prince-mas Teee
MonkeyFunkingFunker
The kind you find in a second hand store
forsteri80
#8 I'm no capitalist shill but getting the day off for your birthday isn't really something an adult should expect
eastend666
Agreed, but that's the saddest thank you imaginable.
doyouthinktheysawus
I feel nothing would be better than a microwave pizza in the break room.
Mongicane
No, but celebrate it or don’t. Don’t do this half ass tomfuckery.
CMaxwellEsq
#16 *whispers* Luigi Mangione says "Hello!"
DarkSock
"Did you like the Beauforties?"
JPRiddles
Nice
sagejosh0
Tell him he should have fought zuck. Billionaire bloodsports where the billionaires are the ones bleeding is something I’m actually here for.
Zanzetuken
"Did you know Steve Jobs actually died of Ligma?"
OlympicPenguin
GoldblumNoises
Who's Steve Jobs?
SmallMarbleDancer
Steve Jobs’ balls!!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
What preceded it:
“OH GOD MY BUTTHOLE! I’m in so much pain! MY BUTTHOLE! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! PLESSE HELP MY BUTTHOLE!”
nikolateslaismyhomeboy
RTK4740
Another successful hit by Frankie.
keraos
NGL I'm really hoping the next shooter is inspired by the work of Tony Lazuto's number 2 killer
delarocha
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
I wouldn't say anything because I think the idea that someone didn't recognize him would piss him off more than anything in the world.
DangerBaer
MayMayz4DayzYo
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elusivekarma
Maybe drive the point home even harder with, "So, what do you do here?"
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Yea or just like unceremoniously ask him to pass you something. "Hey can you hand me a pen?"
Jamerperson
I think recognizing him as the wrong person, especially if it's someone he doesn't like might be better. If you ignore him, he'll just think you're to intimidated by him and that may inflate his ego.
RTK4740
"I know I've seen you. Are you the guy who plays that child molester in season 2 of Breaking Bad?"