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blubberingbastard
See... good dads share
yourbassist
crazywowow
Tim's last name is Dick, so it was a Dick move.
binky4me
AmericanSasquatch72
you know what we need...? MORE POWDER! (grunting noises)
Yupurineutah
Weird. There's only one time I've seen a I ❤ Jonathan Taylor Thomas bumper sticker. And that was 10 minutes ago. It was old and faded WTF?
n0th1n
It's a conspiracy orchestrated by a secret government agency funded by Disney. They want you to vote for JTT.
JosephWaskelis
If I did the math right, JTT was 13 when this took place.
GravityOtter
How has young Simba been doing these days?
idrinkcheapbeer
Don't you love when a convicted drug trafficking felon tries to act morally superior?
barnwolf
What's wrong with that? Doesn't mean he's morally bankrupt on every issue.
MooseWood
Total BS, that wasn't the price back then
OpenAirStereo
Bones - jonathantaylorthomas https://youtu.be/zNYPEn5A9bI
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
80 bucks for a gram? You got ripped off
tarataqa
MRW
certainlynotaserialkiller
i dont think so tim
Kronzor
Errrrrrreeeeeegggggghhhhh?
Mammothmadness
I can still hear it. Nails on a chalkboard for me.
laton
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
Fuck JTT. That kid obliterated my self esteem in the 90’s.
thehumanoidsarecoming
the fuck
filben7
He is like 5'3" and the biggest dork in the universe.
Bulbasaurusrex
A dork I wanted to bang before I got over cooties from the boys in my class
JVuillermin
Tim Allen fingered my cat
Gestalted
$80 for a gram seems high for somewhere like Hollywood.
Bigboxajunk
If not for Tim Allen, we'd all be looking at that thinking "WTF is that kid?"
beefcheeks17
40 quid for half a gram?? and in the 90’s??
rbudrick
Yeah, 80-100 for a gram was for the good stuff in early 90s
ph4tp4t
much better shit than today's stomped on trash...still does the trick though
circlejerkofhate
Lmao stupid brit
merelyadequategooglymoogly
IIRC I was paying £40-50 a gram in London in the late 90s.
CgnCalling
Longer Transport and logistics to there
beefcheeks17
i was paying £60 a gram just a couple years ago in the north, weird to hear how much it costs in different places/times!
pluto408
Yearofthelynx
Whats jtt up to these days?
RoyDMercer
Damn it, Tim.
volunteervancouver
ThatWeirdNorsePagan
80 for a gram?!?! Fuck that, 50 maybe 60 bucks if its primo
EroticZombiePants
Remember when he played the high school student that tried to get into Ally McBeal's pants?
SirDistic
Was that before Tim Allen ratted on his dealer and others?
Saxytimes
What??
palmo
Tim Allen wasn't just a come user that turned informant. He was a major drug mule.
Treblaine
"a come user"
ahojhoj
Wasn't he a dealer himself? He was caught with 650g, enough for a life sentence.
OlympicFail
Classic JTT
Skidmarksteev
Classically classic.
KingOfAntarctica
Lmao this even funnier because I spoke with him for a moment trying to get people to donate money. I was canvassing in front of a bookstore.
KingOfAntarctica
Like a couple of months ago. Ish.
KingOfAntarctica
Tim Allen
RoyDMercer
Classic Tim Allen.
ditetraconta
Classic cocaine.
RichardValentine
Classic classics.
thornlord
JTT Tim Allen.
Obipan
Cocaine cocaine
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Tim Allen Tim Allen
JoannaLovebody
For real? Asking for a friend,...
n0th1n
Unlikely.
jacquesdustatefarm
No jtt was 12 at the time
JoannaLovebody
Well, Drew Barrymore was partying hard at that age, if I remember it correctly,... anyway, y'all got me :)
tarataqa
I read text on a graphic, IT MUST BE TRUE.
rodrigosanchez
Proof enough for me!
JoannaLovebody
cosinewave
So he was doing coke at 12-13? Nice
edcstrings
My dad started drinking/smoking around 12-13. His little brother started at the same time at 9. Ahh the 60's...
rotzverpopelt
Well, who wasn't? It was the nineties.
TallgeeseIV
Shit, and there I was getting chastised for drinking Surge...
Pwnzistor
Just because you see it on the internet..... Doesn't mean it is true.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
But with the history of child actors that became addicted at a young age, it's just believable enough that it could be true.
Ialwayslookhungover
I know thats not true because tim allen didn't narc him out for a lighter sentence.
disagreeable
/a/XJBAssP
jerrrrrrt
And I don’t think Tim would want to share something as small as a gram.
Rkhbusa
A good gram goes a long way, not like those lidocaine grams
AvocadoHouse
Fox News: “Welcome conservative Tim Allen to the show.” Also, Fox News: “Up next, Drug Dealer Jay Z gives money to terrorist org BLM!”
AtomFox
Danieltheengineer
Wait what? Is Tim Allen in prison?
dentros1
was in one of his books in the 90s i think. Was an entertaining read.
crazywowow
https://allthatsinteresting.com/tim-allen-cocaine
jrredneck
No but his brother almost was.
barf1189
nah this was during his pre-home improvement life
nateglen350
Prison is where he learned his home improvement skills.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
That explains why everything burns or explodes, it was for a breakout!
nateglen350
Correct
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Floridaguysmyfirstcousin
He looks like he should be opening Al Capones lost vault.
Lantric
Wow, how was Tim Allen in his 30s back in 1970? Must be over 80 now he looks pretty good for his age.
josephfrancistribbiani
He was arrested in 1978 when he was 25
thereoncewasapenguin
He’s 67
ice12d
Nah back in the 70s he was in prison for cocaine. Too lazy to Google it for you but it's in his Wikipedia article.
BecausewelikesayingthewordHUGGBEES
His mugshot is glorious
bonkersbabytail
Yeh, mugshot is actually very nice, the look I'm always trying to get on my I.d. cards
LSUguy
He was caught with just under 1.5 lbs of coke at an airport lol
KillingTlme
OMG, how dare someone do Coc in the 70's or 80's. Or every fucking decade since it was discovered. Just legalize it already.
Isi151e
Closet you'll probably get is like adderral or something, which I think is more like meth maybe
FireBreathingStockBroker
Having done both coke and Adderall, they are very similar.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Doing coke, and trying to take a pound and a half through an airport, are just a wee bit different.
NecroNikolai13
caught at the airport with a 1.5 lbs of coke
lncorrectGrammerNazi
That's a lot of coke. What does one guy need that much coke for? Was he throwing a massive party or something and had to arrive by plane?
malachitedragon
He was selling it because he was poor as fuck at the time. It never became a scandal when he got famous much later because he never hid it.