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Kilo11
I hope my last words are " Brahma really? So not jesus?"
wurth
"Hey nurse. Wait, what's in that needle?"
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
"Nothing, just air..."
lazybuthappy
The money is hidden in...
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I wouldn't have the heart to do that. It's the lie that would have a lasting effect and I wouldn't be able to come clean from.
azimir
"Computer reload to save file: Jan 1 1993"
RobErtE87
"Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard. I could kill 10 men while you’re fooling around!"
ragazzino
CappucinoDrunkard
Wanna hear the funniest joke ever...."dies"
moecurlylarry
“I should’ve gotten vaccinated for Covid”
GratuaCuun
Pull... my... ... finger
getadogupya
"Voluntary euthanasia should be a human right."
Fanner50
So often it’s limited to when you have only a few days left.
It’s your life, it’s your death. Once you feel you are done with this world, it should be your choice.
Fentanyl is so easy to overdose on.
sadurdaynight
Seen too many "well, they're slowly drowning on their own fluids, but all we can do is make them confortable while they do so" passings to wonder why euthnasia isn't more accepted. Being bed ridden, low quality of life, a person should have the right to check out on their own terms
dalaiyoda
I was going to say "holy goddam christing fuck about time" but yours is better.
spittinfacts
Come to Oregon.
malicart
Or Maine, death with dignity FTW.
Fyreworx
"i wish i had spent more time arguing with strangers on the internet"
ILikeFood2000
Shut your festering gob you tit. Your type makes me puke. You vacuous toffee nosed malodorous pervert
Fyreworx
hellvis
They say "Eeby Deeby. Your dick cold"
woemsw
"I once won second place in a pie eating contest."
MissivesFromTheTower
"I... Once won the second place... In the dumbest man alive contest..."
"Wait, what, how come didn't win the first place?"
"Because... Because I was dumb" *dies*
MySushi
Computer, end simulation and log out.
InnerBushman
One sentence horror: He said "computer, end simulation!" and then vanished.
techlich
its real happened 3 weeks ago in Canada
apneax3n0n
most depressing game ever. 2/10 . would not recomend it. won't play again
BerryButcher
It's worse, you die and reset, memories reset, you repeat everything again.
NeoNeanderthal
Only if you haven't learned your lesson.
Gearwarz
One night while I was asleep and dreaming. I said end simulation and woke up...that was weird.
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
Ligma balls
RichardPenne
Her channel really is a good resource for those doing end of life care for a loved one. She tells all about dying so you can be better prepared for the changes that occur at the end of life. https://www.youtube.com/@hospicenursejulie
evildadunit
soo much shit
RichardPenne
And there's her website (important to have because you never know when YouTube will nut up and cancel your channel) - https://www.hospicenursejulie.com/
devasto
There's something unsettling about the text combined with her picture
RichardPenne
Admittedly, she does look a little too happy concerning the subject being discussed.
captainenhancement
Stop fingering me!!
peruvianfightingmidgets
You sure this backyard appendectomy is safe right?
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Don't unplug that!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Rosebud...
Dissipo
"Clear my browser history.....eh"
VaxxedCanadian
I'm D. B. Cooper and I killed Hoffa.
malbec
So what are you gonna do, stab me?
Krackajak78
"Is it getting hot in here?"
gonzar09
"Can we get a move on? I ain't got all night."
lonelyrangerofthedreams
“Help the nurse is killing me!”
spittinfacts
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Quebeker
That thing is nasty. It’s disgusting with peanut butter toast.
andHeLaughed
A crummy commercial? Son of a btch
Johnsky
*gurgle* khuuuuhhhh *gasp*
SpicyGoober
Eyes start closing, mouth opens just slightly anddddd *Windows XP shutdown sound*
swedeonamoose
Hope my last words will be "damn that is a big moose"
Awmph
these little bear cubs are sooo cute
nclu
"with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
ReallyOG
The moose would prefer the term “girthy”, rather than “big”.
GravyEducation
A room! With a MOOSE
ILikeFood2000
You see that powder? It’s really itchy.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"I will pet that dawg!"
MissivesFromTheTower
"God damn it, not you again"
vericon151
Game over.
YouRadicalizedMe
What a cute looking bear . Im gonna go touch it
theshinobi23
Yeah, but you know your next sentence after that will be the overused last words "hold my beer."
Eldibs
I want my last words to be "No, it's fine, I can handle you sitting on my face."
Badgerbadgerson3
Damn....I'm a size queen but even I don't wanna DIE like that....
raggeragnar
I would like mine to be: ”I got’em all. Even you know who.”
Whirlednews
Are you that pokeman kid?
raggeragnar
……….yeah……………………let’s stick with that. I’m the pokémon sni..eh.. kid !!!
northernmt
I don't think there is another type.
rockhydra
A møøse once bit my sister…
mycatsings
The hogs ate my baby brother...
rockhydra
Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
DrLOAC
Pikkupanda
@TheSwedishMoose is being slandered.
TheSwedishMoose
It's not slander; it's true. She had it coming.
snapperwhip
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.
PithyCommentBelow
She got better…
Karma1970
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Holy shit!
getadogupya
Real or AI?
Velorex
I cant tell
techlich
real unfortunately happen 3 weeks ago in Canada
getadogupya
Damn. I don't think I'd be pulling up on a bike, in front of a moose, regardless of red light. Did the guy survive?
evilgriff
I could only find a facebook post on it. Says the guy lived. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CEtJkJy2V/?mibextid=wwXIfr
weilong
From the article: "Speaking to Rob Moore on his Disruptors podcast in 2024, Julie explained that the first wish people have in their [cont]
weilong
final moments is that they didn't spend so much time at work — something that's easier said than done when we have bills to pay."
kimwimgoddess
seriously? that's what most people say? People have to work to pay for a place for their families to live in. For food for their families to eat. I can see people saying "I didn't show/tell you enough how much I loved you". because people (mostly men, i think) were raised to never show emotions, but that is changing. I imagine my last words will be "that was fun". or "Can I do it again, and this time, not be allergic to one of the most used ingredients in most cultures?" or, "can I do it again
kimwimgoddess
and have parents who actually support and like me?"
arf63a
I just asked my wife, who's been a hospice nurse for 9 years, and she said she'd never heard anyone say that. But when she was an oncology nurse, she said people many times said they wished they had retired earlier though.
EtherealJuliet
The only person I was with during their period of "terminal lucidity" (a family member of course) just asked for some food after not having eaten for several days and asked what was playing on the television. They fell back asleep and didn't wake back up before the end... I feel that kind of mundane stuff is way more common for final words.