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Let's get this bread.
Probably should have saved this for a bread opener but whatever.
That is definitely a Mexíca-coded Omen.
The new WWI themed warbond looks awesome. Hilariously, I called it a few months ago while gaming with friends: "wouldn't it be cool if they had a WWI-Themed Warbond?"
I need to get Pippin to be a Doordash driver to make us some extra money.
Speaking of Mesoamerican omens.
This yellowthroat wants to do research.
Shonto Begay: "View from Perkinsville Road"
Pippin tax
Today's message from Pippin: "no."
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#29 give a man enough beer and he will build a pyramid
yeahhedugit
#3 The mushroom theory has been around a long time. If you slice a mushroom top to bottom, it warms across. The juice of the mushroom will make you see visions and see God.
BadRoleModel
#7 I'm going to party the nuke
RageBaneblade
#18 The trench gun from the SuperStore has been pretty great against the Voteless so far, but by far the most exciting part of that Warbond is the gas mortar
QueTeValga
#11 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2t5cjg1bHU1czQzcXB4YjloOHd2ZDNhZmE3ZzQ2MGg4dWo2dWtlOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lONXEQL5laGxjrVMFF/200w.webp
theyallwenttoMexico
#10 That's what she thought too, but she got off drugs and turned her life around. 😊👍
RecurringNightmare
wow, they had to turn that laser up to 11 and now shes all blurry...
timidtiger
#32 Love Forgive Outlive!
Californiajackson
#1 Yes. Yes, you are.
Pugovitz
#19 Marceline and Princess Bubblegum

fractalsphere
#24 take the wheel borb-jesus!
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#6 ngl gas mask horse goes fuckin hard. This is the brutalist future mad max craves
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#36 thought he was a centaur at first
theamountof
now, in reaction form. present the duck of shame™ to all who deserve.
sonnuvah
#8 it's pretty nice, I plugged it into my DVR with some documentaries about Viet Nam and got phở.
theyallwenttoMexico
#24 Self-driving Jaguar. Door-Dash must pay pretty good.
thekadeshi
Bruh the bird is * clearly * the one in control of the wheel good lord open ur dam eyes
theyallwenttoMexico
👀
Kunosart
#9 Transmasc vibes
TheForegoneConclusion
#1 Did you know contractors dye the bread guts pink and hide it behind the drywall?
Freyja33
#3
azgrak1
Jesus was seen by physicians after he was taken down from the cross. What was the only drug doctors had available to them? Opium. So they dosed him, a lot. What happens when you get to much opium? You go into a coma that mimics death.
MintyFreshReferrals
Breaking news:
“Many of the world’s problems due to a global yeast infection.”
darbiify
Ok the monks meme has inspired me to finally pick up Dirk Gently.
Neednoggle
#32
Love forgive outlive
Never and the
Dies forget haters
ButtplugHandGrenade
Words live to by
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
#3 You could always use it again. Say in a year, when everybody's forgotten about it. Hell, week after next, most likely.
theyallwenttoMexico
#32 LOVE FORGIVE OUTLIVE. NEVER AND THE. DIES FORGET HATERS. 😊👍
TheCarpe
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Of the three, I’m feeling DIES FORGET HATERS today.
GravyEducation
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWQzZTRjdjNyZnI2NGtxMXJ2NHE3aWtrMDNtZDN5ZWt1YXNrZHd5aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9QeUkhB0C9zzy/200w.webp
FelonyRaptor
I thought it was some D&D wisdom.
Love, forgive, outlive; never. And the dies forget haters.
guyanesebro420
It's great advice in my opinion. I'll report back either as I've outlived or I've hatered.
vericon151
#1 you’re a monster
Pugovitz
#35 James Cameron: Hold my beer.

Grinch01
#3 yeast is a mushroom...
CatShadowleaf
Today I fucking learned. Holy shit.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Wow a Stormlight meme
Reidsb
yeah thats a new one, never seen that in the wild.
zuken
Cody had another one not too long ago. I think two in the same post a week or two back.
UserNamesArentEasy
Neat, I've never read these books but I bought my nephew the Comsere TTRPG handbook for xmas last year. Seemed cool when I was flipping through it.
kershaw
The first one was cool. After that they get real YA real fast. Way too much dating drama.
Toomanyteethes
Got to maybe the 3rd before I started actively rooting for the characters to fail.
MintyFreshReferrals
Came here to say this. More Stormlight memes please!
SalmySwims
#15 So says Cuautemoc, Eagle Warrior of Tenochitlan
Carl99
Wololooooooo!
zombiejedediah
#26 A man needs a source here
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Hitchhickers’ Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. DON’T PANIC but READ IT IMMEDIATELY.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Hitchhikers’ typo
zombiejedediah
I did.
30 years ago while I should have been studying for an exam in biochemistry. So maybe I read the 5 books a bit fast.
zombiejedediah
And thanks. Jane.
igglebotato
#1 80% of the nutrients are in the peel
thekadeshi
The implication is they are not eating the “peel” which is one of the most egregious, disrespectful pieces of croissant blasphemy I’ve ever heard.
3Davideo
Who the hell eats croissants for the nutrients?
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Fat is a nutrient, a macro-nutrient. So people who are trying to gain weight would absolutely eat croissants for the nutrients.