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Hell yeah!
Honestly..
Always be aware of what's around you
Unfazed, the Elusive Escape Master
Every time.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
boogablend
Is that Cobain and his wife
Whetu
Pale blue. Yours?
nonamejanie
Omfg I had no idea all schools taught square dancing!? I remember thinking that was so strange but thought it was because “the south” hahaha
xoverthirtyx
Honestly though, why did Courtney have fucking hand writing samples of Kurt’s in her bag with practice sheets?
AwesomeTeddybear
I'm just gonna go ahead and ask: why does everybody say they hate nickleback?
pancreas
because it's a popular thing to do
UndulatingTerrain
Android phone with a replacable battery is ghetto? Jesus Christ that's stupid.
VesselOfHate
iPhone users. Literally don't understand superior technology. Define good as "things Apple does".
astrangehop
Plus, the blow apart frame absorbs the energy, and then the screen doesn't crack.
Relgap
When an iPhone user drops their phone and it stops working*
Camelspotting
#9 That's called a hangover.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I have no idea who that lady in the blue dress is, but I want to lay my head on those hips
Spunkrat2019
My battery may fall out when I drop my phone. But at least my screen isnt cracked in 12 different places after a single drop.
myrokin
I just lost my goddamn mind when I saw the Tyler1 meme in this.
chevymonster
Square dancing was introduced to the school system by Henry Ford as a deterrent to jazz and "black" music, which he hated.
burlyqlady
Wow TIL
chevymonster
https://qz.com/1153516/americas-wholesome-square-dancing-tradition-is-a-tool-of-white-supremacy/
ScruffnShine
That last one hit me too hard.
AlexanderDaFirst
That last one hits really close to home.
ebonyfaery
Was doing the septum ring thing while reading the septum ring meme. Laughed heartily in public. Take my upvote.
TheMonsieurJack
Ok, the last one is painful
filben7
#33 Thats a god damn scene from the movie Step Brothers.
shelbyonfire
That’s the joke
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Um.....what?!?!
wishboned
Calling fake. I don't/haven't smoked crack, but grew up where it was rampant. Aint nobodyyy getting crack for 35/g unless you are the plug.
jakeinthehood
Why do white women have to embarrass us like this?
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Also...is the original poster actually letting everyone know...on Twitter...that she deals drugs?
whyiseverythingtakenboo
Said absolutely NOT the NSA..
billyfCreator
The lady was complaining about her drug dealer charging her 35 dollars a gram instead of the probably usual 25, and this girl said she 1/3
billyfCreator
Would sell her a gram for 10$ instead of 35, also she would come to her meaning drive to her wherever she is and whenever she needs it. 2/3
billyfCreator
The lady wasnt looking for or buying weed it was crack and the girl who made the tweet assumed it was weed she wanted. 3/3
was821
Plug= drug dealer. Typically marijuana is $10 per gram and being mobile means able to deliver. Crack is more expensive than weed
cuddlesdotgif
Great, thanks - but why is a ‘plug’ a drug dealer? What is the correlation?
StannisDaMannis
They can get you want you need, whatever it is your getting goes through them like power through a plug I suppose
TheLordOfGiraffes
A plug is a connector. The dealer is the connection for drugs.
raindropped
So? What is your favorite color?
ButWhyGuy
Jeez, at least buy me dinner first.
UnhingedDwarf
ElegantKitty
Green, especially dark greens.
DukeDarkwood
Purple.
NigerianPrincePlsSendMonies
The only right answer right here
pepper0770
Purple FTW
lordski
You know that color of the Blood of your enemies? That shade of red? That color. Also blue....
debthepleb
The shade of blue like the blood of your other enemies?
lordski
Damn Blue Bloods...
debthepleb
That's a deep topic of conversation. I don't think I know you well enough for that.
raindropped
That's fair. Perhaps we should start with favorite animal?
debthepleb
Anything with less than 8 legs and less than 8 eyes.
toytiger
Blue
BallisticSugarPill
I like very deep greens. You?
raindropped
Me, too. It must be fate.
Jakethesnake357
$25 for a gram of crack? Thats crazy cheap, must be about 75% baking soda.
NKSedya
Hogwarts may be not real, but civilization is :)
applesforjuice
Everyone like to pretend that weed doesn't have any side effects but it fucking does and doing it regularly will ruin your life
TooOldToBeRealLife
Can confirm. Like any mind altering substance it can create dependency, overuse, and negatively altered decision-making patterns.
Jenjidai
Wait wait wait. So US use imperial system bet when it comes to drugs they use grams?
Mcjelly
I thought they measure in ounces? Like buying an 1/8th and so on. Not sure tho
ArdentSlacker
depends on the drug, really.
Mcjelly
TMYK
Flossiraptor
We do both, depends on the scale you're using. 8 ball coke or an 8th of weed is 1/8 of an ounce or 3.5 grams.
Flossiraptor
Metric is becoming more popular imo bc you can ask for a gram of weed instead of using slang like dime bag or dub sack.
astrangehop
Depends on where you are. Hippy drugs (pot, mushrooms) are usually in ounces. Harder things (coke, Heroin) are metric.
damiandarko
mushrooms and weed are both measured in grams. most drugs are measured in grams until you reach an ounce
astrangehop
Maybe? East coast rural things come in 1/8ths etc. Closer to cities everything is in grams
damiandarko
1/8th is 3.5 grams. if you want > 3.5 grams of anything it’s measured in grams.
DecepticonCustomerService
I think you and I could be friends
ArdentSlacker
#44 I dunno, losing Fortnite feels a LOT better than fucking up getting the perfect pelt you *need* for that upgrade. And winning is better.
SandyAnakin
I wish I could give this post 10 upvotes for the zombies meme alone..
deathshark699
Curse you for that last one! That is exactly me! Grrr
chupathingy99
that last one.
BillMolyneux
Yup, that last one.
skywards
Yuppp that's me.
ZettttaWith3Teees
#44 I tell you what, most 16 and 17 year olds wouldn't vote fortnite
lordpyralis
Debatable among many high schoolers
TheGingerGod
17 year old here with a group of 14 other 17/16 year olds no we would not vote that shit