Never fails

Jan 12, 2021 5:16 AM

LesbianRedwings

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Hehe yep this works on the hubby every time. This gave me a good laugh, take my upvote OP.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Asked my Ex about this years ago. She said whenever I wanted. I tried sneaking grabs in public.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now, she can breast boobiliy down the stairs.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ok so real question what's the female equivalent?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Penis. A beautiful Penis.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shame its not more common place, the world could be so much happier

5 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 6

I’m an anime retailer, and one reason anime fans are happier is, anime bewbs are easy to find.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's why we should free the nipple! Irl and online. If men can be topless online so should women.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It would actually depress me.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Funny thing.... am I extremely sad at the moment ????

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only when I can touch them

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have to find someone to show you boobs though

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are balm for what ails me

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want that in my life

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When she's sad I usually bend her over and lick the booty.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm this need to be tested over a few decades..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd rather watch boobs that a movie

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I am sad

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never been on the receiving end of this... would love to be one day

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm sure you will be. The boobs that will cheer you up are out there right now waiting for you.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I doubt there is for me, i am to social insecure to flirt or date. I would not even believe a flirt was for me if the flirt included my name

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You sound like the type of man I like and at the end married. So there is still hope.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I try to keep hope and positive, I know I am a very kind person so there is hope :D thanks for cheering me up! :)

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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What's the split on that one out of curiosity

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some have a steeper hill to climb.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sad.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I am sorry. Hope you find a nice woman that will show you her boobies! Maybe find a gal where you have some common interests??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( . ) ( . )

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

80085

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Well. *lifts shirt revealing man boobs* does this help?

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

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My girlfriend did this to me last week. Like I always assumed it would work, but now I can confirm it’s super effective.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol yup

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

booby

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tried sending my friend a picture like this to cheer him up the other day...it didn't work. Picture must have been defective.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it wasn't, as sure as I am that this comment will soon be overrun by volunteers offering to verify for you that it wasn't. Can do.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My best friend sent me a pic of her tits in the middle of our phone call together one day. It was unexpected but I cheered about it ?.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

friend was probably defective, try turning him off and then back on.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't turn on your friends unless you are willing to follow through.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing breasts actually makes me more sad cos my girlfriend is infertile and so breasts remind me of feeding a baby but we can't have one.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oooooof

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it is kind of a big oof. But hey, we can always adopt.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be a plus for me because I don't want kids

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not particularly invested in having children but I guess it just upsets me because I wish she didn't have that health problem.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, if that bothers her, its definitely unfortunate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This 100% works every time

5 years ago | Likes 556 Dislikes 6

I wouldn't know

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't. My wife is disgusted when I show her my man boobs.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and my fiance are pretty much nudists at home. It's just skin after a while. ?? "Look boobs!" "Yes I can see that. Bounce bounce."

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And still this is accurate...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, obviously

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm extra sad right now...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sad...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pics or didnt happen (8)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not every time, but it never hurts.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend said "works 8/10 times but don't let those 2 discourage you from trying cuz then I'm sad but at least there's those beauties"

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not on me, but that's for a specific reason.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you're sentient fruit product?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol that made me laugh, good one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even more effective when applied directly to the face.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"These are not my glasses!"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I beg to differ, unless someone wants to prove me wrong.......

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Bewbs

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got you, bro.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

What were we talking about?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No clue

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I like it when she strip naked in front of the tv when I’m trying to play my games.

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

Throw a shoe a that bitch and tell her you're trying to game lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Ah yes, violence

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I like it too

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If only we all had a step sister.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next to the TV. Can't have her blocking the view.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call me cynical but... Maybe I'm wrong

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Hm.. what was the game though?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol, exactly. Playing with friends, ehhhh maybe later. Playing single player, let the games begin

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The entire point is trying to keep it going without your teammates knowing. Also works for conference calls.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if it’s co-op and your friends are with you in the room?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the benefits of still living with your mother

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This is how i met your mother

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guy's mom

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Spit out my coffee...

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Make me

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean if you insist, daddy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AhahaHAHA holy shit this.whole.thread I fucking love you guys

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hugs and cuddles would be more effective

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

LEWD. Don't you realizing that cuddles are basically handholding *with your whole body?!*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever cuddled with boobs? There are very soft. And you can even sleep on them.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*they

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fiesta!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0