Jan 12, 2021 5:16 AM
LesbianRedwings
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RandomSadLady
Hehe yep this works on the hubby every time. This gave me a good laugh, take my upvote OP.
mikeymikec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
ChukclesNuts
Asked my Ex about this years ago. She said whenever I wanted. I tried sneaking grabs in public.
jekath
And now, she can breast boobiliy down the stairs.
RayzorHero
Ok so real question what's the female equivalent?
Boldeyes
Penis. A beautiful Penis.
ScorpionSage
Lol
Hahaha
RustyNeX
shame its not more common place, the world could be so much happier
jlist
I’m an anime retailer, and one reason anime fans are happier is, anime bewbs are easy to find.
Draiki
That's why we should free the nipple! Irl and online. If men can be topless online so should women.
AgentOrangeJuice
It would actually depress me.
OhOhNo
Funny thing.... am I extremely sad at the moment ????
Ilovetomakestuffup
Only when I can touch them
ObliqueRay
You have to find someone to show you boobs though
LeCoq1963
They are balm for what ails me
Trobientavu
I want that in my life
UserSubImgurian
When she's sad I usually bend her over and lick the booty.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Hmm this need to be tested over a few decades..
think45
I'd rather watch boobs that a movie
jimmyJohnsTurkeyTom
Now I am sad
zalurker
Absolutely.
TheInternetDweller
I've never been on the receiving end of this... would love to be one day
I'm sure you will be. The boobs that will cheer you up are out there right now waiting for you.
Redisia
I doubt there is for me, i am to social insecure to flirt or date. I would not even believe a flirt was for me if the flirt included my name
You sound like the type of man I like and at the end married. So there is still hope.
I try to keep hope and positive, I know I am a very kind person so there is hope :D thanks for cheering me up! :)
SpectreA19
What's the split on that one out of curiosity
Wurstinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj7IhHA8bK0
tinydog
Some have a steeper hill to climb.
Fejerro
I'm sad.
blueharmony
I am sorry. Hope you find a nice woman that will show you her boobies! Maybe find a gal where you have some common interests??
Wikipedo
( . ) ( . )
Whetu
80085
WaifuCorporation
Evillairforrent
Well. *lifts shirt revealing man boobs* does this help?
Eramik
Kwinion
My girlfriend did this to me last week. Like I always assumed it would work, but now I can confirm it’s super effective.
Lol yup
NineByNine
booby
Nekokurisute
Tried sending my friend a picture like this to cheer him up the other day...it didn't work. Picture must have been defective.
TrueTalk
I'm sure it wasn't, as sure as I am that this comment will soon be overrun by volunteers offering to verify for you that it wasn't. Can do.
Fuckme721
My best friend sent me a pic of her tits in the middle of our phone call together one day. It was unexpected but I cheered about it ?.
StealthyRPG
friend was probably defective, try turning him off and then back on.
Agreed.
obarey
Please don't turn on your friends unless you are willing to follow through.
Seeing breasts actually makes me more sad cos my girlfriend is infertile and so breasts remind me of feeding a baby but we can't have one.
Oooooof
Yeah, it is kind of a big oof. But hey, we can always adopt.
Lvaneede
That would be a plus for me because I don't want kids
I'm not particularly invested in having children but I guess it just upsets me because I wish she didn't have that health problem.
Well yeah, if that bothers her, its definitely unfortunate.
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
This 100% works every time
dontrike
I wouldn't know
mavruda
It doesn't. My wife is disgusted when I show her my man boobs.
Onsvaltti
Me and my fiance are pretty much nudists at home. It's just skin after a while. ?? "Look boobs!" "Yes I can see that. Bounce bounce."
kingkongkeom
And still this is accurate...
Yes, obviously
7CentsVern
I'm extra sad right now...
bacononbacon
I'm sad...
Cantfindmybirthcertificate
Pics or didnt happen (8)
manolyk23
Not every time, but it never hurts.
AcuteSarcasm
My boyfriend said "works 8/10 times but don't let those 2 discourage you from trying cuz then I'm sad but at least there's those beauties"
Not on me, but that's for a specific reason.
Skr121
Because you're sentient fruit product?
lol that made me laugh, good one.
Mimsey
Even more effective when applied directly to the face.
ExTechOp
"These are not my glasses!"
thisisbologne
I beg to differ, unless someone wants to prove me wrong.......
BabyRabits
CatsandDnD
Bewbs
BraveSlayer
I got you, bro.
OthisismyhappyfaceO
What were we talking about?
RavageTheSavageSandMonkey
No clue
Frenchsweets
VibratingNipples
I like it when she strip naked in front of the tv when I’m trying to play my games.
Throw a shoe a that bitch and tell her you're trying to game lol
Trumpolicious
Ah yes, violence
AlcoholicAtaxia
I like it too
onecowboytoo
If only we all had a step sister.
reichstein
Next to the TV. Can't have her blocking the view.
DemonicShoe
call me cynical but... Maybe I'm wrong
DongSayaDae
Hm.. what was the game though?
KnightKrypto
Lol, exactly. Playing with friends, ehhhh maybe later. Playing single player, let the games begin
FrecklesIRL
The entire point is trying to keep it going without your teammates knowing. Also works for conference calls.
ToSisPoS
What if it’s co-op and your friends are with you in the room?
six187
One of the benefits of still living with your mother
Lurker4815162342
Cronation
ozzycats
This is how i met your mother
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
I also choose this guy's mom
CloseupCaptionReaction
Andalite
Jinxboy
Spit out my coffee...
Moskaluke
Make me
BamboozleInsurance
I mean if you insist, daddy.
iSoul95
AhahaHAHA holy shit this.whole.thread I fucking love you guys
Pine787
Hugs and cuddles would be more effective
smolbep
LEWD. Don't you realizing that cuddles are basically handholding *with your whole body?!*
Have you ever cuddled with boobs? There are very soft. And you can even sleep on them.
*they
BeTheMirage
Why not both?
Ghalagor
Fiesta!
RandomSadLady
Hehe yep this works on the hubby every time. This gave me a good laugh, take my upvote OP.
mikeymikec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
ChukclesNuts
Asked my Ex about this years ago. She said whenever I wanted. I tried sneaking grabs in public.
jekath
And now, she can breast boobiliy down the stairs.
RayzorHero
Ok so real question what's the female equivalent?
Boldeyes
Penis. A beautiful Penis.
ScorpionSage
Lol
LesbianRedwings
Hahaha
RustyNeX
shame its not more common place, the world could be so much happier
jlist
I’m an anime retailer, and one reason anime fans are happier is, anime bewbs are easy to find.
Draiki
That's why we should free the nipple! Irl and online. If men can be topless online so should women.
AgentOrangeJuice
It would actually depress me.
OhOhNo
Funny thing.... am I extremely sad at the moment ????
Ilovetomakestuffup
Only when I can touch them
ObliqueRay
You have to find someone to show you boobs though
LeCoq1963
They are balm for what ails me
Trobientavu
I want that in my life
UserSubImgurian
When she's sad I usually bend her over and lick the booty.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Hmm this need to be tested over a few decades..
think45
I'd rather watch boobs that a movie
jimmyJohnsTurkeyTom
Now I am sad
zalurker
Absolutely.
TheInternetDweller
I've never been on the receiving end of this... would love to be one day
RandomSadLady
I'm sure you will be. The boobs that will cheer you up are out there right now waiting for you.
Redisia
I doubt there is for me, i am to social insecure to flirt or date. I would not even believe a flirt was for me if the flirt included my name
Boldeyes
You sound like the type of man I like and at the end married. So there is still hope.
Redisia
I try to keep hope and positive, I know I am a very kind person so there is hope :D thanks for cheering me up! :)
Boldeyes
SpectreA19
What's the split on that one out of curiosity
Wurstinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj7IhHA8bK0
tinydog
Some have a steeper hill to climb.
Fejerro
I'm sad.
blueharmony
I am sorry. Hope you find a nice woman that will show you her boobies! Maybe find a gal where you have some common interests??
Wikipedo
( . ) ( . )
Whetu
80085
WaifuCorporation
Evillairforrent
Well. *lifts shirt revealing man boobs* does this help?
Eramik
Boldeyes
Kwinion
My girlfriend did this to me last week. Like I always assumed it would work, but now I can confirm it’s super effective.
LesbianRedwings
Lol yup
NineByNine
booby
Nekokurisute
Tried sending my friend a picture like this to cheer him up the other day...it didn't work. Picture must have been defective.
TrueTalk
I'm sure it wasn't, as sure as I am that this comment will soon be overrun by volunteers offering to verify for you that it wasn't. Can do.
Fuckme721
My best friend sent me a pic of her tits in the middle of our phone call together one day. It was unexpected but I cheered about it ?.
StealthyRPG
friend was probably defective, try turning him off and then back on.
Fuckme721
Agreed.
obarey
Please don't turn on your friends unless you are willing to follow through.
AgentOrangeJuice
Seeing breasts actually makes me more sad cos my girlfriend is infertile and so breasts remind me of feeding a baby but we can't have one.
Fuckme721
Oooooof
AgentOrangeJuice
Yeah, it is kind of a big oof. But hey, we can always adopt.
Lvaneede
That would be a plus for me because I don't want kids
AgentOrangeJuice
I'm not particularly invested in having children but I guess it just upsets me because I wish she didn't have that health problem.
Lvaneede
Well yeah, if that bothers her, its definitely unfortunate.
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
This 100% works every time
dontrike
I wouldn't know
mavruda
It doesn't. My wife is disgusted when I show her my man boobs.
Onsvaltti
Me and my fiance are pretty much nudists at home. It's just skin after a while. ?? "Look boobs!" "Yes I can see that. Bounce bounce."
kingkongkeom
And still this is accurate...
Onsvaltti
Yes, obviously
7CentsVern
I'm extra sad right now...
bacononbacon
I'm sad...
Cantfindmybirthcertificate
Pics or didnt happen (8)
manolyk23
Not every time, but it never hurts.
AcuteSarcasm
My boyfriend said "works 8/10 times but don't let those 2 discourage you from trying cuz then I'm sad but at least there's those beauties"
AgentOrangeJuice
Not on me, but that's for a specific reason.
Skr121
Because you're sentient fruit product?
AgentOrangeJuice
lol that made me laugh, good one.
Mimsey
Even more effective when applied directly to the face.
ExTechOp
"These are not my glasses!"
thisisbologne
I beg to differ, unless someone wants to prove me wrong.......
BabyRabits
CatsandDnD
Bewbs
BraveSlayer
OthisismyhappyfaceO
What were we talking about?
RavageTheSavageSandMonkey
No clue
Frenchsweets
VibratingNipples
I like it when she strip naked in front of the tv when I’m trying to play my games.
AgentOrangeJuice
Throw a shoe a that bitch and tell her you're trying to game lol
Trumpolicious
Ah yes, violence
AlcoholicAtaxia
I like it too
onecowboytoo
If only we all had a step sister.
reichstein
Next to the TV. Can't have her blocking the view.
DemonicShoe
DongSayaDae
Hm.. what was the game though?
KnightKrypto
Lol, exactly. Playing with friends, ehhhh maybe later. Playing single player, let the games begin
FrecklesIRL
The entire point is trying to keep it going without your teammates knowing. Also works for conference calls.
ToSisPoS
What if it’s co-op and your friends are with you in the room?
six187
One of the benefits of still living with your mother
Redisia
Lurker4815162342
Cronation
ozzycats
This is how i met your mother
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
I also choose this guy's mom
CloseupCaptionReaction
Andalite
Jinxboy
Spit out my coffee...
Moskaluke
Make me
BamboozleInsurance
I mean if you insist, daddy.
iSoul95
AhahaHAHA holy shit this.whole.thread I fucking love you guys
Pine787
Hugs and cuddles would be more effective
smolbep
LEWD. Don't you realizing that cuddles are basically handholding *with your whole body?!*
Boldeyes
Have you ever cuddled with boobs? There are very soft. And you can even sleep on them.
Boldeyes
*they
BeTheMirage
Why not both?
Ghalagor
Fiesta!