Going metal on a metal detector

Feb 19, 2022 4:36 AM

Satci

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*mental detector

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. . . and he was never seen again

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Why?

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Which freaken country was this in?

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That’s crazy how badly they wanted his autograph! Give the guy some space!

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Excellent way to increase the vacation

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*mental

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It was nice of them to catch him so he didn't fall and hurt himself

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Definitely will not get where he wanted to go.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

More like a mental detector. THANK YOU! I'M HERE ALL WEEK!!

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Train station, China.

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And he was never seen or heard from again.

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Metal detector cannot stand it no more

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Tell me it’s your first time stomping on a metal detector without actually telling me it’s your first time stomping on a metal detector.

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Tell me that it *isn’t* your first time. Nobody can. Only this man can. He literally just committed a world first!

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Metal on metal you say?

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Getting to the top was difficult, breaking everything was an obligation

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What an asshole! I'm getting on a plane in a week. I'm hoping no one acts up- like people did the last time I was on a airplane... scary

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I'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying I get it.

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Care to enlighten the rest of us? What was that about?

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I don’t. Except that I have dealt with psychotic patients.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How did he get up there and why did they let him?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I wondered that as well, guess he used the x-ray machine beside it as steps

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So yeah, this went exactly as expected.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

free re-education for him

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LOL! So gonna steal that.

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LOLOLOLOL

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also possible: free organs for a bunch of other people

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in us you can get free bullets for that

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le steal...

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

moi too

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What was going through that idiot's head:

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Well; let's put the story together; he is wearing a Hawaiian shirt, he's just taken a holiday outside China and seen the real world.

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Disrespect your surroundings *Guitar riff*

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I'm impressed he got up there

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And how quickly he got down.

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Right. Where was security as he was climbing up?

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This guy got disappeared after this.

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Not before a man with large hands said "eenie, meenie, miney, moe, I wonder where my glove will go?"

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My nipples look like milk duds!

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What guy?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

His organs harvested and his social points recollected and his soul got sealed in the China bank of slave souls forever

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He’s learning new things now… well, re-educating anyway.

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Education is important

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And re-education doubly so!

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I really want to see the 120 seconds BEFORE this video

4 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 1

Yes

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#videosthatstarttoolate

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Or this one...

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I'm fairly sure the answer to this is drugs. But it would have been interesting seeing him get there.

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CODE GREY… CODE GREY, EMERGENCY WARD, LOWER GROUND FLOOR

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Exactly. What prompted him to do something this stupid?

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Guessing a lot of alcohol was involved

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More like how did he get that far?

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The real question.

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Parkour!

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they wanted to pull out his amalgam tooth filling

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that is incorrect.

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You don't want to get to the tooth?

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