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Just throw it out
Dec 13, 2019 7:03 PM
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odinsleep
quick, where can we find virgins !?
jamesponeill360
Although I agree with the sentiment. It is widely agreed by many experts that the Mayans died out bc of climate change.
BashBack
springuy8
I hate the word "incel" it sounds like a grade school insult that an adult shouldn't use. Like poopy head or something..
odinsleep
you are correct, you know right away the maturity level when you hear that word.
thetiredhedonist
Sacrificing something with no value is not really a sacrifice.
ilhares
While I agree, you're overlooking the potential of a labor caste.
Sensino
THERE ARE FLAT EARTHERS & ANTI VAXERS! do NOT start another stupidity crisis!
skapanda616
We can sacrifice them too
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Didn't Genghis Khan reduce greenhouse gas emissions by slaughtering massive numbers of people?
AtsaMattaForMe
blackrasputin
As a native from a tribe that worshipped the sun god and would occasionally sacrifice people to said god, I volunteer my services as priest.
Sm9yCg
Uh, Чингис Хаан would disagree.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Hail Ra, the Bright Lord
jmulderr
A plan we can surely all get behind. Let's all say, "Ra ra ra!"
Domehammer
Virgin for sacrifice doesn't have to do with sex at all. It means they haven't been used in a ritual before.
Sumpte
Two birds with one stone
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
dj5897
fencer1964
Most incels are virgins; we could stock up on them for sacrificing; keep ‘em “Sacri-FRESH” in “Mom’s Basement (tm)” storage vaults.
oseo
Ra approves of this idea.
clubfootjohnnyjohnson54
Well, he's got a good point!
LiterallyYourBestFriend
azureraptor
What's this from?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Apocalypto
azureraptor
Thanks!
LiterallyYourBestFriend
Apocalypto
azureraptor
Thank you.
thedeadgreaser
On them, or as dust specimens?
BronzeLeaguePro
I love how these retards reinforce the incels' self destructiveness by shaming them for being virgins. Fucking hell.
skapanda616
If only they focused more on self destruction than attacking women
ilhares
Of the many things they are shamed for, being virgins is really low on the list, isn't it?
BronzeLeaguePro
I think that a proper answer to that comment would be a fucking essay's worth of text. I'll not bore you.
ilhares
I appreciate your kindness!
zaccypoo
Incel lives matter
magemorpheus
Can someone explain to my friend what an incel is?
Lexgeddon
"Involuntary celibate." They form support groups online and circlejerk about how stupid and evil women are for not wanting them. (1)
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Sad thing is, after the intial coining by a thirsty lesbian (just saying), it got adopted by folks with mental and physical disabilities (1)
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
(2) who had issues finding romantic/sexual partners, then got turned back into thirsty folks. But this time, folks who felt they
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
(3) not only desired, but deserved sexual attention.
Lexgeddon
This sounds like hyperbole, but I am quite serious.(2)
magemorpheus
Wow...okay then... Either way my friend appreciates the genuine response.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Do they tho?
TheValiantAdmiral
Everyone can been redeemed, everyone is worth a second chance. To deny them that is draconian.
PossibleSarcasm
We're talking about people who have difficulty getting laid here. Can you imagine a worse crime? Kill em all!
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I mean, if we're being serious about this, sure... But that's not any fun so fuck em!
zerogiven
Dragon lives matter!
ydwyrd
Juicytoast
Why no blood for the blood god?
RackhamTheRed
Because he a lil bitch
azureraptor
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Millsslslsls
gets sticky
brycecomatt0
It was more virgin women, cause the whole"they give birth" so its more important. The male roles where dying in combat. Honor is honor
Flashman1967
Try to keep up with the punch line, it’s funnier that way.
jursamaj
Well, we can make up for lower importance by sacrificing more of them. Sort of quality vs. quantity thing…
natabus
A sacrifice should be a sacrifice... i.e. giving up something of value. Incels would be cheating.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
MewMew102
Well, round up all the Incels and put them in the coliseum as gladiators.
Logwarrior999
And we'll reward the victors with naked internet THOTs that beg for money after the battle, since we're all suddenly onboard with killing.
Logwarrior999
Do you people not see your fucking hypocrisy?
iusedtodream
Omg this would be amazing. Take 20 minutes just for them to cross the field and engage!
AsFarAsIKnow
I mean. we really don't know what was going on in slavic lands, and the kama sutra mentions 'a land up north where the women rule' 1
AsFarAsIKnow
and there is tales of a 'woman-bird' that created the world (gamayun) so I'm going to take this scarce evidence as a solid premise 2
AsFarAsIKnow
to create a new religion where I can sacrifice incels. no take backsies 3
flyingfangsproductions
Most of the remains of Aztec sacrifices were identified as male but sure.
mweyamutsvene
RIP imgur
crota
KEK
YonastySauce
BUR
AlkeneThiol
Hey I've had sex with women. I put my penis in her urethra a&humped until she jizzed from her clit. And she lactated on me as is tradition
orangeisthenewbasic
I enjoyed this
jinamuro
As a 34 year old virgin who's lost all hope, I volunteer!
CatatonicCowMoo
If you make it to 40 you could make a lot of money! Just hang in there.
StonieBaloney
Don’t ever give up!
ArtfullySane
Have you tried fucking dudes?
Imhonestlypartying
Or ugly chicks?
totallyexcite
Heck i'm an ugly chick that hasn't been laid in 6 years. Come at me bro!!!
hufflesnuff
Don't worry about it. 34's about the time loads of couples are a few years into a dry spell and stop giving a fuck. Rub one out. Go to work.
ErnAyaHouTX
Volunteer as tribute
orangeisthenewbasic
Ya srsly escort would loosen up the game easy
Loqaon
Hookers probably said no to him.
1AMTHEBATMAN
some $$ would fix that for ya! then maybe that confidence will propel you to a life of debauchery!
DamnedAustin
It's worth a try...
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
where to sign up?
Malloon
I can't get Imgur's video to gif to work, so instead have this whole clip. Relevant part is at the end: https://youtu.be/GvpP_zibEAc?t=141
Traja01
Yea what have got to lose?
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
At this point yeah
SavagePatchKids
theMostUsernameOfAll
sorry no! i dont wanna see half of imgur die...
121992811
Are you volunteering as tribute. . .
DamnedAustin
Sadly, I am not qualified :(
BootsDusty
PossibleSarcasm
This is best argument in favor of climate change that I have seen
RackhamTheRed
I'd watch this movie
JCDenton2
Greta: The Patriarchy caused climate change. Imgur: I know this and I love you
definitelynotaseagull
^ Found the incel for the Sun God
JCDenton2
I would burn for Him like no other. I wish to be His Sun-Bride for eternity
definitelynotaseagull
All glory to the Sun God.
eybex
Can I call both you extreme left/right people idiots and just be done with it?
definitelynotaseagull
^ Behold, I have found another incel for the Sun God. All glory to him.
JCDenton2
Glory to his name
JCDenton2
Yes
JCDenton2
Also Tuck "the cuck" Carlson is an odd target lol, Republicans hate him I didn't know Lefties did too
GinoTheIntern
One of the highest rated hosts on Fox is hated by Republicans? Hows that work?
definitelynotaseagull
WAIT WHAT? I thought he was like a fox news darling
JCDenton2
Nah most conservatives I know cant stand him. He's Anti-corporation and some (like shapiro) have called him a socialist
Sumpte
He is. Not sure what this guy's talking about, Tucker Carlson plays to a white supremacist demographic these days
JCDenton2
Dont throw that around if you dont know what it means.
Sumpte
I do. You don't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vMK-p6-M5E
GinoTheIntern
He's decried racial demographic changes in the US, and had guests on to say the same.
JCDenton2
And I've never heard him deny climate change, he's only sceptical which plays to his audience. Behind the scenes I think he'd agree with you
Sumpte
Being 'sceptical' is basically denying it, but being too much of a pussy to say that's what you're doing
JCDenton2
The only time I've ever heard him discuss it was with Bill Nye. Look it up, Tucker wasn't being unreasonable and Bill had nothing
JCDenton2
Just to be clear though I like that he's not the rank and file Fox guy people assume he is. He's pretty liberal on a lot of stuff
GinoTheIntern
Like?
definitelynotaseagull
It must be tough being despised by both but aligning center right (I'm guessing)
JCDenton2
I have literal white nationalists to the right of me and actual communists to the left. Here I am stuck in the middle with you
JCDenton2
Oh yeah it is. That's what I consider myself but I mostly devolve to trolling on here to cope. Dont take much of what I say too seriously
Chereazi
As a computer scientists I agree, simulations show that the sun god is angry and anger is known to be hot.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
And to the people complaining about cold waves, the lack of sacrifices can also make the sun god sad, and sadness is cold, duh.
ChiefJRunner
Hmm and if we reduce the population things might cool off?.. cuz the sun god is pleased and stuff
IWouldDoThings
Have we tried drawing some blue wavy lines around the sun, to indicate coolness?
DanteLidge
And also nice looking sunglasses, those are cool too
TheSwedishCryptid
Yes it got mad at me cuz the wavy lines looked like a funny mustache. So it burned my glasses.
TheSwedishCryptid
It was not cool of him.,
Applepotamus
narniasreal
But revenge is best served cold!
TheGriffin
Maybe we shouldn't be running so many simulations? That might be contributing?
Bossco20
They sacrificed people to keep the sun from leaving. We have too much sun now. The past generations have doomed us.
attofreak
How do we make god cool blue?
livinglife9009
Well does your simulations also include that if sex was included, like a fertility goddess or something, does that help cool things down?
TheActualMalloryArcher
Are you sayong i need to fuck the sun? Cause ill do it
G1nG3rb0b
Anything involving fertility just makes things hotter. Also really, really....moist.
WilliamWeird
I need proof that the greenhouse effect ain't just two gods doing the car scene from Titanic
G1nG3rb0b
Fertility goddess just did a 'D and Leave'. Helios is really angry about it