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Life can get real tough when a Youtube “smokey eyes” make-up tutorial turns you into a raccoon instead of a dazzling beauty. Or when you wake up in the morning looking like Chewbacca (curly Pandas, we feel you).
sauce: https://www.facebook.com/captainscoop/posts/1689589404642548
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
caramelili
The Michelle Phan one is accurate.
xRedVelvetx
I have long curly myself so I can relate to the poor girl. My name also happens to be Cassandra. Lol
Cheomesh
I really like the way this is drawn. Proops to the artist.
Dunes8
BinocularsAreFuckinAwesome
#6 eyebrows are perfect. They're doing better than me at this point.
Justineer
On that last one: really, that's how anyone looks with a duck face.
natalieunderoath
As a woman, I thought these were hilarious. Went to the comments on the post and saw people being offended by gender stereotypes. too much!
TaylorT
People get upset about everything. Don't let it drag down this funny comic.
TheDivineUsersub
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!?
lonelystrandedalien
please stop using words, this is a safe space.
Angatita
Gossmakeupartist on YouTube does super easy to follow smokey eye tutorials. I always have trouble with them but his are so simple
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
These are great! Not sure where all the negativity is coming from..
amglasgow
Society.
RhinoMunchies
your comment actually made me lol
TyrionLannisterTheImp
And like, the man, man.
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
Damn society up to it again.. rascals.
gmdave
That was, like, really deep, man.
TheOutlawStar
THE NAILS!!!
xkotu
For eyeliner I always have a wet q-tip to smooth out any wonky lines. Easier to repair imo.
AdorableTinyKitties
As a girl with long curly hair.. #7 is real
freesoda
I struggle to find a decent haircut, any suggestions? I'm bored of the haircut I've had for 4 years.
CapableTrash
Tbh I just have it in long layers, nothing exciting. I've considered cutting it short, but I'm kinda scared of a curl-fro look
freesoda
If your curls are kinda like this don't worry, I cut it short once and didn't look afro at all
freesoda
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5a/cb/d9/5acbd903e5194dbc740732355eb12451.jpg
AdorableTinyKitties
If it's curly keep it long. And if you want short well it'll be around chin with constant straightening
Smysha
I hear you. LEAVE THE DELICATE CURLS ALONE.
Supernerdtastic
I'm sorry it's just so fun DDDD: TT__________________TT
AdorableTinyKitties
..fingers get tangled. Hair is pulled. I like pets and strokes though^^
AdorableTinyKitties
Or they get it even more tangled!I don't mind being petted just don't run your fingers through it and expect something majestic
Montablac
i wont run my fingers through yore curls if you dont pull my plait. deal?
CapableTrash
Ikr? Your fingers will be stuck, and they will pull apart my perfectly formed curls, back the fuck up
gursai
The nail one. So accurate!
surprisemotherfuckers
Ok am i the only person that prepares for a lack of internet connection by stocking up on games that don't require one?
swinglinered
There may be some kind of spoofing program that can fake the connection. Or get a cracked version (only if you already paid for a legit one)
ahhhitsmax
These are too real
thund3rthighs
I too drunk to read any of dis but funny as shit and art good s hell
spanishstud
I love how she's wearing a Bob's Burguer shirt
leoturds4sale
Everyone's commenting on the makeup...the cake one spoke to me, personally.
samsonguy920
It's like Kronk's shoulder demon and angel. "No, wait. He's got something."
orangeisthenewbasic
It was Angelfood cake
SaintLuciferVonAllah
The hair as well."Ooh,wish I had hair like yours!"- yeah,fuck you, I hope you do!
Montablac
Confused by this. Do you want them to get curly hair or fuck you?
SaintLuciferVonAllah
The curly hair would be the fuck you. So both :)
Montablac
ill be honest, i wouldent mid curly hair. atm mine mostly goes wavey from having it in a plait
KissMyUpVote
me too
GeorgeoftheDongle
There is a literal mountain of cookies in my kitchen right now
peridotstar
That was the state of affairs in my kitchen too on Christmas, now we're down to half a mountain. I'm having some with tea right now Lol
GeorgeoftheDongle
My aunt made about 400 cookies if i remember correctly lol
peridotstar
I'll be right over! lol
GeorgeoftheDongle
Cookie party!
TheGuardingDark
I just eat the cake, and then eat all the other things too
Klnwltrnk
As a guy...every picture I'm in is awful. Why do I like the reflection in the mirror, but want to burn every picture of me?
SgtFlexxx
I say the same thing myself all the times. Eventually just figured "Fuck it" since it might just be all in our heads
ascarya
You see your face flipped in the mirror, but on camera it's 'normal'. Your brain doesn't recognize that so it looks weird to you --> ugly.
MarishkaGinny
I definitely relate to the onesie comic. I have something of a collection at this point. I would buy all the onesies for $15!
Ludicolision
I want to get more at some point. I wear them a ton
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
At that price, I would too.
Darx94
As a guy, I really want to start one, because the one I have is amazing. I'm just afraid of the judgment I might get from it haha.
BakingVikings
FUCK WHAT OTHERS WILL THINK. Go live your life :D
niikalee
I'm wearing my panda onsie right now. My boyfriend is not impressed.
lonelystrandedalien
that sounds magnificent as fuck
niikalee
You have no idea! Keeps you warm on the long Upper Peninsula nights.
MarishkaGinny
I've got the panda and the unicorn! I also have footie sock monkey ones but it turns out that footies are the worst.
niikalee
I also have sock monkey footies! And yes there's nothing worse than warm feet!!
MarishkaGinny
I don't like how your toes end up getting all scrunched.
niikalee
And WAY too hot!
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
$3.00 for hair products? Fuck planet you live on?
shadycoulady
I think it's 300 and the dot after the 3 is a smudge or something
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
Maybe. But it seriously looks like 3 bucks.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
pretty sure the makeup trouble is how all the goth and scene things started. "Fuck it, this is my look now"
Deadbored
Actually a virgin is sacrificed &we get a membership to the Church of Satan with a complimentary Marilyn Manson discography in HD #HailSatan
SaraSlaughter
The eyeliner one... Nothing has ever been more accurate in history... I go through that exact process every.single.morning.
Dan5757
Name fits the goth scene for sure
LordLauron
best way to dry your nailpolish is to appy it while watching a movie. or browsing.
cypriotpopcycle
Haha...nah I also got adhd... Ive tried painting my nails 3 daya in a row while watching netflix now. There has been no signs of chill..
imsolatetothisparty
Or run it under the tap (gently!)
CavalierNique
No... Enamel paints set by Evaporation. Running it under the water might reduce the tackiness of the surface, but it'll smudge all the same
alt159
As a guy with curly hair #1 & #7 are both my life right now
SgtCookie111
Same. It's god damn luxurious though. Like, GAZE UPON MY MANE AND WEEP! WEEEEEP!
Ruruskadoo
Girl with curly hair. I have had strangers pet me before. It's a little weird.
JakeoftheJakes
My wife does her hair at night and wakes up looking amazing. I love telling women that, makes them mad.
OnARaineyDay
i have short hair, so not a problem for me
flapperfemmefatale
Really? Most women I know do that. But I always shower in the morning so I do my hair in the AM
JakeoftheJakes
She wakes up crazy early, so she does it at night.
sweetnaivety
I actually like how my natural hair looks and I don't think it looks bad in the mornings sometimes,even though I haven't done anything to it
sweetnaivety
sometimes not even brushed it.
Cherrybomb29
Does she have curly hair? If so, I'm told a satin pillowcase does wonders for bedhead and stuff
JakeoftheJakes
No. Mostly straight.
mialynneb
What's her secret? I must do some crazy shit in my sleep because my eyebrows are all jacked up and my hair is a rat's nest.
JakeoftheJakes
She curls it before bed. Sometimes puts it up after curling it. She said use a 1 inch iron immediately after blow drying.
CatrionaShadowleaf
Immediately upon laying my head on the pillow to sleep I have six different cowlicks on the back of my head. It's kind of magical.
mialynneb
Right?! People who can shower and look amazing in the morning - freaking witchcraft!
goldensky
I have hooded eyes. Eyeliner is their bitch. 0 to Raccoon at light speed.
morphis
Maybe this will help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asys1yIOnAI
goldensky
That's so pretty! Thank you. :) I'll give it a shot!
limongrass
Oh I feel you, man. I have oily monolids, and it took me years to find an eye look that actually works for me.
goldensky
I even tried tightlining! You'd think *that* would be immune, but noooooo
DapperBlook
Sonic?
limongrass
queso?
DapperBlook
When you said monolid It just made me think of how his eyes just meld together. Anyways, Im sure youre a beautiful young woman.
DianaCollins
I'm 30 years old and I still don't know how to put on makeup.
CavalierNique
*high five* Represent.
adventuretoin
Same here, and 31 is quickly approaching
peridotstar
35, the struggle is real. I basically just don't really DO the makeup thing. I realize it looks nice but I just don't have the patience.
6235river
It's easy and fun. It's not for everyone, but you should try it on a free day! It's like art... for your face.
DianaCollins
Do it for me please, I suck at this!
6235river
It gets easier with practice, but if it's not for you, it's not for you. :)
DianaCollins
I wish it was for me.
6235river
Try makeup tutorials on YouTube? Some can be really helpful for beginners. When I first started I was a walking tragedy.
Lurch1911
I would go crazy for a woman in a red fox costume
Quibilini
That's exactly what a furry might say <.<
Lurch1911
Not a furry, I just like cute girls in onesies...
ComradeSillyOtter
>.>
averagejoe918
Cute girls in onesies are my weakness
CONFESSlONBEAR
http://www.bookshopsantacruz.com/sites/bookshopsantacruz.com/files/styles/uc_product_full/public/files/sc%20star%20baby%20pink%202.jpg
averagejoe918
Ahem, suppose I should've specified cute 'legal age teen' girls in onesies.
Fenderzilla
I don't really see why onesies are so sexy. They're the pajama equivalent of a chastity belt.
DrunkGermanGuy
only one piece to take off
averagejoe918
I prefer simple pjs like a onesie over lacy lingerie or something. To each their own I suppose! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SaintMaceToTheFace
I like when my girl wears a tee and a pair of pj bottoms More than when she wears lingerie
Fenderzilla
No, I mean I think they're hot too. I just don't understand why I do.
PaperSquids
Any time I do my nails, I have the urge to do ridiculous things like that. I just can't wait 5 minutes IT MUST BE DONE ASAP!
Cheomesh
Does a hair dryer help? I've painted girl's nails in the past, but I've never needed to speed dry them.
cheekymeaky
Yesss! So glad im not the only one!
twentysomething
Quick-dry clear coat is nice but I swear to god it makes your polish chip 100X faster.
Minorea
You need 5 minutes? I'm pretty sure my nail polish need 5 hours.
sasquatchwhat
I have a friend that does this. I got her Essie nail drying drops for Xmas, she said they dried 3 coats of nail polish instantly.
heartslol
Sally Hansen Insta Dry, dries nails in 30 secs AND lasts almost one week chip free
MrsJungleCat
Spraying wet nails with Pam cooking spray really does dry them.
usernaimunavailable
I always have to poop when I just paint my nails
MrsJungleCat
Spraying wet nails with Pam cooking spray really does dry them.
persnickity89
Haha yup. Somehow I always end up having to go pee. I've definitely asked my SO to unbutton my jeans for me in these circumstances.
nerdtoast
I always, always, always have to pee right after I am done. Even if I go before hand because I anticipate this problem...
theSPECIALhell
ME TOO. It usually comes down to desperation Netflix to pass the time or straight up sorcery.
justchelsea
My cats are cuddliest when my nails are wet.
scottishwhisky
That is why you buy Seche Vite, or Out the Door, or any other quick dry top coat you prefer. I like SV best, unless I'm using Zoya polish
PaperSquids
And am I missing out!?
PaperSquids
This is all jibberish to me, I'm Australian, should I know these brands?
scottishwhisky
They're all U.S. brands as far as I know. Not missing out. Just a different frame of reference.
twentysomething
Essie's "Good To Go" is just like SV, but it doesn't turn into a goopy, unusable blob w/almost half the bottle left.
scottishwhisky
Very true! I use that with my Zoyas. SV dries faster though. And you can thin it when it thickens up.
TurnsOutMyUsernameWasSpelledWrongAndTheRightVersionIsTaken
Maybe you should try gel polish. The UV light's super expensive, but it dries right away.
Imacarrotforyou
Sally hansen miracle gel is gel polish you can do at home without a UV light.
serenityaerin
If you have your hands in water all day don't bother it won't stay on.
FeliciaSexopants
Ngl, I've always been curious about how gel polish works.
harmedgreen
This is why I paint my nails and play a video game :D
InsightfulLinguist
I managed to fuck up my nails while playing on the xbox once. It made me unreasonably angry because I had managed to pee without a smudge.
harmedgreen
Fallout 4 works well...or any open world game for that matter :D But I use a keyboard so...
ascarya
Nope. I can still fuck up my nails after playing Binding of Isaac on keyboard.
InsightfulLinguist
Ah, see there's my problem. I'm using a controller. :/