Aug 8, 2022 12:52 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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isthisusernametakenquestionmark
New gen Japanese toilet?
andrelozano12
Rocket-powered chair: NASA's budget cuts hit different. Expected orbital launch, got a glorified lawn mower hop instead.
Notnomis0
Where is that?
Ahroo
Bidets aren't was water efficient as I thought they would ve
NebulousToucan
39 seconds for that? That was.. awful
(no points for the obvious sex joke comeback)
Eolande2006
Bidets are getting crazy these days
ThanosTheGreat
That was…underwhelming.
mercyPandaRunner
It catapulted a grown man 3-4 m through the air. That's likely the highest waterpressure that's legal for safety standards. Want to fly >
10 m on a high pressure water jet? Doable, but you might have less skin attached when you arrive.
SinisterSlaw
Not gunna lie... I really expected more out of this considering the time waiting for the payout.
Volpe42
As an 80s kid all I can think is that thing has got to feel great in the sun
chewynicole
Gave me anxiety for nothin’ !
bog015
Area 47 ok Austria. Really cool place, lots of adventure and action.
asmodeusYrZero
Better have your shorts tied tight!
forResearchPurposesOnly
Less than whelming. Was really hoping for a Jai-alai basket type slingshot
wadatahmydamie
BeanTootsAreBest
When you show her your meme collection
Ihatedecidingonausername
How is that thing not 1000 degrees to sit on?
Override9636
I thought it was an instant sunburn machine at first.
orbitn
the flood of water, i guess
Sokonomi
My fat ass would just be sitting there like "lol thanks for the ass wash, now what?"
ArseFaceofOakvale
The swim-shorts-remover
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Dang i was expecting him to fly a lot farther lol
laughoutloud74
I thought it was Danger Aaron
Chievestevenbouigon
I thought the slide would shoot out and then he'd slip out when it stops
Wolfmor
Thought so too but with the length of the swimming area I knew it wasn't going to be far and thus the pressure not too high
barnwolf
Insurance company said no.
AllHailMegtaron
Maybe thats because he didn't wait until the light turend green. It still wasn't ready when he pressed the buttons.
OnePieceRoboFranky
That might come with an injured back as more water pressure is added.
maincarrot
Hit me with that 6000+psi high pressure injection wound. Hydrate me and kill me at the same time.
Toast0nFire
NSFW https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartment_syndrome
What what in the butt
kanemano
is that a whale in the next lane?
WoodHandle
That was it?
Dungaree33
I'll bet his crack is sore
ForRohan
Everyone loves the ColonBlaster!
yoyo42
That looks very like a solar barbecue, not sure I'd want to sit there for long...
BlitzerRhames
PATOOEY
Szavor
Yeah, in this dimensions....
Fattbeard
That's a weird enema.
gilliamv
LucidPariah
But still super effective!
SecondToNine
Wonder how many people come back with their swimming trunks
deathslayer4
thorough*
Snuggelapolous
One time... when I was about 20yo, I went to water park for the first time. They told me to "cross my legs." I misunderstood 1/2
Instead of crossing my ankles I crossed my knees. It resulted in a very unpleasant surprise.
gotohe11carolina
Someone loop it minus the launch to up the shitpost quotient please
RideTheStimutacs
Like that truck gif that never crashes.
itsjustafatkid
mwoodman
Fixed:
bigfatpanda89
Thanks, I hate it
DropsWittyComments
Bit of a let down for such great suspense 5/7
PourMeAPuppersPlease
That's what she said
More waterpressure and it stops being safe. Or fun. Want to be catapulted 10 m with waterpressure? Better wear biker gear or say goodbye to>
the skin on your back.
kutku
I dont know if this warrants a perfect score.
scroobiusgav
My meme history knowledge is telling me it was never originally a perfect score. Meanings do change though.
Masonrig
Funwithpuns350
Noraneko
a perfect letdown
GoIIum
7/5
Djnilla501
4.9/7
isthisusernametakenquestionmark
New gen Japanese toilet?
andrelozano12
Rocket-powered chair: NASA's budget cuts hit different. Expected orbital launch, got a glorified lawn mower hop instead.
Notnomis0
Where is that?
Ahroo
Bidets aren't was water efficient as I thought they would ve
NebulousToucan
39 seconds for that? That was.. awful
NebulousToucan
(no points for the obvious sex joke comeback)
Eolande2006
Bidets are getting crazy these days
ThanosTheGreat
That was…underwhelming.
mercyPandaRunner
It catapulted a grown man 3-4 m through the air. That's likely the highest waterpressure that's legal for safety standards. Want to fly >
mercyPandaRunner
10 m on a high pressure water jet? Doable, but you might have less skin attached when you arrive.
SinisterSlaw
Not gunna lie... I really expected more out of this considering the time waiting for the payout.
Volpe42
As an 80s kid all I can think is that thing has got to feel great in the sun
chewynicole
Gave me anxiety for nothin’ !
bog015
Area 47 ok Austria. Really cool place, lots of adventure and action.
asmodeusYrZero
Better have your shorts tied tight!
forResearchPurposesOnly
Less than whelming. Was really hoping for a Jai-alai basket type slingshot
wadatahmydamie
BeanTootsAreBest
When you show her your meme collection
Ihatedecidingonausername
How is that thing not 1000 degrees to sit on?
Override9636
I thought it was an instant sunburn machine at first.
orbitn
the flood of water, i guess
Sokonomi
My fat ass would just be sitting there like "lol thanks for the ass wash, now what?"
ArseFaceofOakvale
The swim-shorts-remover
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Dang i was expecting him to fly a lot farther lol
laughoutloud74
I thought it was Danger Aaron
Chievestevenbouigon
I thought the slide would shoot out and then he'd slip out when it stops
Wolfmor
Thought so too but with the length of the swimming area I knew it wasn't going to be far and thus the pressure not too high
barnwolf
Insurance company said no.
AllHailMegtaron
Maybe thats because he didn't wait until the light turend green. It still wasn't ready when he pressed the buttons.
OnePieceRoboFranky
That might come with an injured back as more water pressure is added.
maincarrot
Hit me with that 6000+psi high pressure injection wound. Hydrate me and kill me at the same time.
Toast0nFire
NSFW https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartment_syndrome
OnePieceRoboFranky
What what in the butt
kanemano
is that a whale in the next lane?
WoodHandle
That was it?
Dungaree33
I'll bet his crack is sore
ForRohan
Everyone loves the ColonBlaster!
yoyo42
That looks very like a solar barbecue, not sure I'd want to sit there for long...
BlitzerRhames
PATOOEY
Szavor
Yeah, in this dimensions....
Fattbeard
That's a weird enema.
gilliamv
LucidPariah
But still super effective!
SecondToNine
Wonder how many people come back with their swimming trunks
deathslayer4
thorough*
Snuggelapolous
One time... when I was about 20yo, I went to water park for the first time. They told me to "cross my legs." I misunderstood 1/2
Snuggelapolous
Instead of crossing my ankles I crossed my knees. It resulted in a very unpleasant surprise.
gotohe11carolina
Someone loop it minus the launch to up the shitpost quotient please
RideTheStimutacs
Like that truck gif that never crashes.
itsjustafatkid
mwoodman
Fixed:
bigfatpanda89
Thanks, I hate it
DropsWittyComments
Bit of a let down for such great suspense 5/7
PourMeAPuppersPlease
That's what she said
mercyPandaRunner
More waterpressure and it stops being safe. Or fun. Want to be catapulted 10 m with waterpressure? Better wear biker gear or say goodbye to>
mercyPandaRunner
the skin on your back.
kutku
I dont know if this warrants a perfect score.
scroobiusgav
My meme history knowledge is telling me it was never originally a perfect score. Meanings do change though.
Masonrig
Funwithpuns350
Noraneko
a perfect letdown
GoIIum
7/5
Djnilla501
4.9/7