Someone call the National Guard, these are GTA 5* level crimes

May 8, 2017 3:17 PM

Xehanortdark2

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#3 did a quick google search and inhaling alcohol can actually get you drunk quickly.

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#5 Das ist Deutsch

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Run grandma, run!

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#4 is an asshole, but that is a self-correcting problem.

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Guy sitting on the escalator is playing a dangerous game.

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My reaction to #1

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Comment for later use.

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Grandma is a badass!

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A double back flip

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upvote for that last one. Cause that's gonna be me in the old folks home!

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To be fair she never touched the tree, only one of it's balls...

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The selfies thing with bison is so they are less likely to kill you, but hey, you zinged them

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I'd love to see the world championship event in that salmon swimming in a shallow ditch -style, that'd be hilarious!

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Is the dog from the instagram account thiswildidea?

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National Guard here. Looks bad, but I don't have the authority to arrest civilians. You'll have to call the regular police.

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She technically didn't touch the tree.

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Omfg the swimming one!!

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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They saved the best for last!!! Go Granny Go!

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Ahah she touched a decoration, not the tree. You have failed, ignorant pirate.

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The real crime in #1 is putting all the skittles ON THE FLOOR!

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Rebels

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Brett Favre spotted smoking alcohol.

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Technically, she touched the ornament and not the tree...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She technically didn't touch the tree, she touched the bauble

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I want to favorite grandma's run-away-shuffle

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Go Grandma! You magnificent bastard.

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A true Granarchist.

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Her shuffling away did it for me lol

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To be fair she touched an ornament on the tree, not the tree.

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I have their Snapchat. She and her grandson make youtube channels of them having fun

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Link? Sounds funny! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pillowsweat is their snap chat

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Thank you! :D

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But she didn't touch the tree

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lay off the grandma, you animal.

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Who the fuck is called Can

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It's pronounced Jan, hahaha

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People from Turkey, for example

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Lmao i really am named Can

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I'm so sorry XD

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Specific answer: Turkish variant of the name John.

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