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Jun 23, 2024 7:21 PM
defrostedtauntaun
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MrHappySmiles
At least, close stares aside, no one is stuck in the ceiling fan.
YourBiologicalStepDadUncleRob
"Red 1, initiate docking maneuver."
TheGriffin
spetsdod
Chasing Amy.... "fingercuffs"
EroticZombiePants
I believe they have what the all time classic movie Cool World referred to as "Pencil dicks".
telemonianajax
Soooo....I checked TPB for Cool World last night and it didn't seem to be any seeds available. Anyone got any recommendations?
ExileonDaytonStreet
You guys sure have narrow dongs
YouTubeRed
pdonettes
You would have to be very tiny for that to work.
theGrumptastic
SkittishLittleToaster
You know what? You make me chuckle, you get the updoot.
PutItInNeutral
Docking
BleedingQuasar
"Roommate"
fartharder
Once the tips touched there was no getting out
circlebreaker
gocommitalivent
“Roommates”
bikergeek6249
"Instructions unclear..."
kaijuuGold
emephant walk to oblivion
CrisprCAS
Mechanically assisted docking
CptJohnYossarian
I got a warning for posting the Toyota docking meme before so just pretend I posted it again here.
Foxsayy
"Where are gay men's Vaginas? [...] When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?” – Dwight Schrute
CrisprCAS
The one with the foreskin
Northwindlowlander
"I say her on her hands and knees,getting filled out like a application,constitutes being with a guy"
hotdoginathermos
Well, it's actually supposed to go on... on your... fingers...
GSA1386
Correctly *
atrielienz
Just touch tips. It'll be fine.
Overextendeddullard
Just the tip
ZuluAssault9
Bold of you to assume its going ro reach that far...
LeftRightThere
Only one has to…
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
TrustMeImADog
Tummy sticks! Tummy sticks!
capitalistdecadence
Tamaska
Ok, that’s hot 🥵
uhohnsaisonme
Threatening with a good time, the catnip for Brats.
TheBlueMuppet
Wondering which pronunciation of "Brats" you're using there, cause it all kinda works.
PhailRaptor
Gotta put the double ended sounding rod in them first though
DjQwakQwak
It would have cost you zero to not say that
PhailRaptor
Sometimes the best things in life are free
AFelineMassofEyes
YouTubeRed
defrostedtauntaun
Cock and lock.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Dock lock
HeadJamistan
and dock!
defrostedtauntaun
And ready to rock?
Mydogatemycomments
With my socks! No, wait...
HonestCommentFarmer
No, no. We can make this work.
guardianzero
lsybarra
GrammarNationalSocialist
Oh my Ra, they were roommates
InfinitusEquitas
Roommates 😂🤣😂🤣
razorgirl1066
Oh my god they were tombmates
Discgolfing
Are twins considered wombmates?
owlcatsanctuary101
Tomb mates
pogmagic
you're gay, i get it
Badgerbadgerson3
Oh nooooo, not the gay! How horrible!!
LustrousShadow
Yoink!
Rulesy
CaptainNoodle42
They are roommates, can't you read?
pogmagic
it's not gay to rub dicks with your roommate? i think you dont get what this post is alluding to
ComoSeIguana