Because ships are safe in the harbour

May 30, 2016 8:13 AM

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against the waves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Zqglz4_dc

Ship bending in the storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHlEXn37dVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPNQVQgrwbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5ObNEhiyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0um3j89a0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_KtMzdC54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2XL17z8Fs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9nv1jpghY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Zqglz4_dc

There's not enough Dramamine in the world.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't understand how they can get anywhere in a weather like that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very carefully.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

even water can melt steel beams

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

The ocean is an inside job.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This one is combination between a ship and a submarine right ?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are very few things in this world that scare me. But being at sea in weather like that... that terrifies me.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'll see that and raise you an aircraft carrier. https://youtu.be/Z0Jzb8dfcC4

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad place to park that helo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I'm a cook on these things. Somedays we just eat sandwiches

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

How about tossed salads, or James Bond martinis (shaken, not stirred). Likely just tossed cookies though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look man if I was afraid to toss a salad or 50 I wouldn't do what I do. Just gotta get in there and go nuts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have one leg by any chance?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty much 90% prosthetic limbs, thanks jerkbag

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shit's going so crazy that the bridge crew are scrapped in their seats like fighterjet crew and crew are sleeping in beds with straps.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the storm is bad enough, the ship is safer out at sea than it is in the harbor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most large objects are designed to bend a little so they don't snap in half.

10 years ago | Likes 809 Dislikes 1

I've been to the top of the CN Tower on a windy day. It sways up to a meter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, try standing at the top floor of the Sears tower. Some people get seasick.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh cool... My dick bends a lot. #Over-compensating

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Like Titanic

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You beat me to it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That old flight control tower in pearl harbor swayed so much it felt like it would crumble any second.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Sears Tower. fuck I'M old.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also why the wings on the airplanes tned so much. If else they would break right off.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

*insert* first hehe

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Expansion joints.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For instance, a 777 wing: https://youtu.be/rak2HldVp9M?t=40

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that clip is from the documentary about Maersks Triple E ships. They were designed to be really flexible because of their length.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Something.. something.. modulus of elasticity and modulus of rigidity.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like your mother.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And now all I can think of is the 'Bennnnd...and snap!' Scene From legally blonde. Thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*golf clap*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great post!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hubby is in the Navy and he assures me that it's impossible for his ship to capsize due to rough weather. But I still worry :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/r/heavyseas if anyone is interested

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, mate. My kind of stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The church bell chimed til it rang 29 times for each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NO, BOATY MC BOATFACE!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would be those times that I would rather be in a submarine.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well this looks like it's all just swell.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's my impulse drive

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If everything goes well, we're going to temporarily be a submarine. If everything goes wrong, we'll be a submarine permanently

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine that 300 years ago...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ship! Submarine! Ship! Submarine! Ship...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The included interior bending video had shitty music, here's one i found, with actual sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Mw6L69b6Y

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://67.media.tumblr.com/361387e9c017736f127aa53c1e5420d3/tumblr_mqefbzcXxf1s7y8efo1_400.gif

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And Here you can see a Russian wrestling with his natural habitat..."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow this is both scary as fuck and tranquil. Except the bending interior that's fucking freaky

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

They're designed to bend a little bit. If not, the ship would just snap in two.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What really freaky, is when you go inside and see foot prints on the walls.. thank you sea legs

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It's the same thing as a skyscraper, has to bend or it would crack.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I was a ship captain for 20 years, I would still scream like a little girl everytime a wave came over the front of the boat.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I heard my captain screaming during intense situations I'd go HMS Bounty on his ass.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooooh, the legends live on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitchegume.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jack Dawson was from Chippewa Falls.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superior they say never gives up her dead

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Swell gifs

10 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 0

I'm going to wave your pun tax, but just this once!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sea what you did there.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Some current events, maybe

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

water you guys doing here?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The second to last one is of the HMNZS Otago, a ship that I have served on and my brother is currently serving on

10 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

All innuendo aside, what does it feel like when the wave hits like that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a bus running over a baby bear - a bit boomy and shuddery

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that made me sad...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, bears are tough ... just a rite of passage for them, buses.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How thick is that glass on the ships?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Navy...which explains the username :-P

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I wasn't called "able seaman" for nothing mate

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oddly that was the only one I felt safe about. I'm a kiwi so maybe it was a natural kiwi thing...

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I can't say I ever felt unsafe in weather like that, there were still a few "oh fuck" moments.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It looked like the glass was completely submerged at one point!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Username game is on point

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha thanks bro

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My brother was in the Royal Navy, been in a fair bit of weather just like the stuff in these. He genuinely believes that having extremely1/3

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

big waves on civilian vessels that start rocking a little bit even though he was fine on destroyers that look like they're going to tip 3/3

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

advanced weaponry around makes you feel safe even when faced with what looks like Poseidon himself. He gets absolutely terrified in big 2/3

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As someone with a spouse in the navy, these make me so anxious. Thank you for your service.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a few "oh fuck" moments in storms, but there's nowhere safer than in a ship crewed by experienced sailors, which navy is your s/o?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Canadian, east coast. Last deployment they were sea state 8, a bunch of members broke limbs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still don't quite know what it is with Kiwis and having such a casual disregard for stuff that would make normal people cry.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's called "she'll be right" we just think it'll be alright.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And most of the time its fine

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fell out of a moving car as a child cos I had no car seat & my uncle Bruce thought she'll be right. And I was. True story.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's nothing that she'll be right can't fix, even horrendous injuries

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The fact that you ave an uncle named bruce just sells this soo much hahahah.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0