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NonyGony
Kinda wished they'd pulled one of these
urusername2
I'm sure He is really upset that there's a Black man on the crew, and EVEN MORE upset that he's the Captain of the spaceship, which weak Rump couldn't even be in his dreams!
XSurvivor
Glover is the pilot, Reid is the commander.
SpecialIdiot
These mfs are literally Earth's finest and even for them it's difficult
Kittynomnoms
Science often has an extreme liberal bias, and Trump is pretty much the poster pissbaby of senseless hatred and gutting scientific institutions. If anything, it's probably even more difficult for them.
PaperinoVB
"Sorry, I have some serious work to do. See you later." CLICK!
IMustGrowUpReally
Do you think one of them stuffed their hand or foot into the furthest reaches of the cabin in order to claim that he or she alone went the furthest from Earth?
MisterYukon
""Boring conversation, anyway," ~Han Solo
SchmotGuys
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I hope they don't get company. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZGlqMGF1azNkNTgydmN3bGI1d2J4a2JqMmU3MTF4Z2t6ZzZ1bGQ5diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fpXxIjftmkk9y/200w.webp
ShinyObject007
"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication… this is not one of them." — C-3PO
burningcouchwv
Speedmasters FTW
blacksheep214
"Sorry Houston" "You are breaking up"
roxted
Why they have so many watches?
criggie
One's a health monitor, heart rate and blood oxygen etc.
DobbyOneKenobi
"hE hAs TdS."
Enderst123
that's a lot of watches for one man
iceynyo
Two timing? The last one is for them to watch him.
UhSadHJ84
Don't believe me just watch
ufoara
Sebastopol140
backrideup9
Their email didn't work, and none of them could fake losing comms to get out of that conversation? They need improv classes as soon as they get back.
michaelfire
Talking about his ballroom. /gallery/you-still-dont-get-why-trump-is-always-boasting-about-his-ballroom-lately-estimated-completion-october-2028-just-weeks-before-his-now-announced-3d-term-iXQ5yzg
shameofslate
“So anyway, as I was saying, they had a guy who would follow Sleepy Joe Biden around with an auto pen and they would hand Sleepy Joe Biden a piece of paper and Sleepy Joe Biden would hand it right back without even reading it and just tell them to sign it with the auto pen because Sleepy Joe Biden did everything with the auto pen and he loves the auto pen and he’s going to marry the auto pen.“
ShinoXIII
Did he actually say that? Asking because I dont wan to torture myself by listening to that disgusting creatures voice.
shameofslate
No, but he basically said as much to a group school children who were attending the Easter egg roll at the White House this past Sunday.
SirLantsBojangles
When literally your entire life has been dedicated to flying planes for pedophile protectors.
Cosmicfisherman
Next time Mutha Fucker Don't Pick up the phone
LurkerResearcher
Love it when people crop the caption from a meme and repost it with the caption as their title
hoehandleharry20500
Guilty
Evenmoreuselessname
Stolen valor!
adrianenspired
Love it when people crop the caption from a meme and repost it with the caption as their title!
daguq
And just lift it straight off a DK dump.
GOAE
You want two titles? It's not like the one OP provides can be hidden. Or you expect them to be witty and come up with some second joke? It's not like your "uncropped" one shows the author of the original meme to give them credit, at least then I might agree with you. This really seems like the silliest thing to complain about.
KittyKlimt6
I'm with you. Copyright and memes can be discussed like Hip Hop and sampling. Yeah "DK" is "imgur nobility" but there's a reason it's called "dumping" & "shamelessly stolen". If we're cool with that, I wouldn't discuss this.
mirot2
I think people take issue with @OP pretending this was their joke not stealing a meme. DK steals most of his memes too. Reposts are fine, but at least post the original meme. The edit in this instance was clearly for point whoring
HamSlamwich
Ok Carlos Mencia.
FinancialRavioli
https://youtu.be/jmmuJ64bnBE&t=7
From 7s to 1m50s they flat refused to talk to him.
cbale2000
I mean having now watched it, it is also entirely possible they had a loss of audio on their end while he was talking. As pointed out already, they're literally the furthest away any human has ever been, some minor communications issues are understandable. These kinds of things happen all the time even on the ISS which is much closer, TDRSS isn't perfect and audio goes through a different system than video feeds.
sparmek
Uh, yeah me president, we were going through a tunnel, didn't hear you and now we're out of minutes so we'll call you when we get back and reload our phones. K TKS bye!
criggie
On the other hand, Earth can still communicate with Voyager 1&2 which is a lot further away.
cbale2000
You'll also note that the Voyager spacecraft don't have a live 4k video stream; they take hours to communicate 1-way at a rate of 160 bits per second (or 0.02 Kbps).
criggie
It'd be stunningly impressive to have 4k in the 1970's - let's be realistic here !!!!!11
electrajet
One of the Voyagers is also coming up on one light day away, so it takes 24 hours for a signal to reach the Earth. Two day round trip for a command and response.
CP3oh
I missed this. I assume he spent most of the call whining and making the mission about himself.
SuperfluousMeh
Yes, and then there was an obscenely long stretch of silence because the astronauts didn't speak to him.
Firestar002
Didn’t one of them start playing with the mic, like flipping it around or something?
SuperfluousMeh
Yes it was drifting and they were fiddling with it.
AdultsOnlyMinecraft
It was painful. l was embarrassed on behalf of America and was just hoping one of the astronauts would fucking lose it and tell him to shut the fuck up … or better yet, just hang up the space phone and shrug.
HouseOfEvil
At one point they all just went silent for a full minute and waited for him to go away.
choppedliveraldente
There's such a thing as too professional. You loose your humanity.
HouseOfEvil
He also explained what the mission was.... to the astronauts.
freakdiablo
It's because it's so difficult for him to grasp even the simplest concept of something, that when he does he's proud of himself. And thinks everyone else has as much trouble with it as he does.
ThatTransformersDude
In true inept CEO fashion
Comet260
In true NARCISSIST inept CEO fashion.