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Oct 10, 2022 12:16 AM
usernameisalreadyinyou
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MikeSierraTango3Kilo
Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH NOW!
smadge1
That’ll show em!
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
Don’t worry I’m sure some lawyers got rich
luciferrex
Five dollars is five dollars
weave
So you've got some throwing around money have you?
just saying, five bucks is five bucks
MustHailSagan
aworkoffiction
Make sure your not relinquishing your right to sue on your own behalf by participating.
Einbrecher
That's how virtually every class action settlement works. Also usually have to actively opt-out whether you accept the settlement or not.
Rookie8286
Welcome to class action lawsuits. They’re generally worthless except to the lawyers, who screw the consumers a second time.
texasisonfire
Equifax? Equifax. Just take solace that you're costing them $1bil
dbox
It's not nearly enough.
AWarningToOthers
The lawyers got half of that settlement.
Chimpanzeezeetop
You were at Camp Lejeune?
Ryebread91
That or they served with substandard earplugs.
AirBorneMedic506th
Stop being so greedy, you have to think about the poor poor suffering lawyers. EAT THE RICH!
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Was it a structured settlement? And do you need the cash now?
kedzilla
Got $1.70 from ITunes. Now I’m rich.
WireHairLongDoggie
Was it the Equifax?
RubyPorto
The benefit of class action lawsuits is to provide *something* to discourage companies from screwing over consumers in aggregate.
merxman
And depends on who the class is, what damage was done, etc. If it's more damaging, and fewer people, larger awards go a longer way.
GeneralAnubis
Equifax?
DoctorDudeBruh
I once received $1.49 from a class action lawsuit.
usernameisalreadyinyou
Time to buy a helicopter
DoctorDudeBruh
I bought a boat
usernameisalreadyinyou
DoctorDudeBruh
Yeastieh
Call 877 cash now. It’s your money and you need it now
Iaimtomisbehave
"Maybe I'll go to the movies, by my self!"
ideologist
Half of that is from me!
Primotimewaster
Dammit! I was going to make this remark.
PacMan4Life
I got one for a travel company I went with years ago. Compensation was a $7 credit... but I have no intention of ever going with them again
PacMan4Life
Like, I'd have to literally give them hundreds of dollars so I can go "ha ha, I got $7 back from you!", wtf
Kilsta
Equifax has entered the chat.
Arcygenical
Try not to spend it all in one place, lmfao. Mainly because you can't. Nothing costs 5$ these days, lmao.
usernameisalreadyinyou
Too true
storebrandproductmascot
You could buy five $1 bills.
basicisaac
Very common. I got a mail voucher for $5, class action case against a huge corp. check addressed to a person who moved out 20+ years ago.
SanchoClaus
The only settlement I’ve ever received was a 4 pack of Red Bull.
scoutMoonDiver
I got $5 from Red Bull and I don’t even buy the stuff.
storebrandproductmascot
I signed up for that and never got shit. Not even a coupon.
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
totally worth the mesothelioma
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
It could be, if you called the law offices or JP Sokolove. Call today for a FREE consultation!
StayClassyImgurV2
You need Jimmy from Hamlin, Hamlin, and McGill
neospor1n
See I assumed it was the squid ax settlement
Table5
It's his money and he can use it when he wants to!
nsaladbar
And the water from camp lejuene
FatBastardVegetarian
And surgical mesh.
ThePunnyGuy
And hearing loss.
Beezlebubble
HOW MUCH AM I GETTING
MaskedTrout
Tell them it’s your money and you want it now!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
For your $5 they will require you to submit complete proof of class membership, and of course you saved every receipt from ten years ago?
DrugsRBadMmkuy
"I have a large cash settlement but i need cash now..." sing it with me
MyGreatestFearBoner
Went to DeVry as well?
MightyMile
Nope, we ordered Stompeez in 2007. Never collected my 16 cent settlement. Maybe I can leave it in my will.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
(866) 930-6480
boozer69r
Sorry, but This is the correct number: (719) 266-2837
lacarpitrondookmarriot
Someone in Colorado Springs is getting slammed with phone calls right now.
ItsaMeFranman
I know I've gotten calls from this number about my cars extended warranty
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
What?! What’s the jingle in your area? We have 877-cash-now that equates to 877-227-4669. I never clued in that it could be different.
mksu
I got around $80 for an AMD processor once for reasons unrelated to why I purchased it, so that was nice.
thundercamel6
Bulldozer
Carl99
For su tech types that was a super stupid case, like MTG and Boebert combined levels of stupid.
mksu
What do you mean? I had no idea there was even a case until I received notice of the settlement.
Carl99
The judge basically declared that the processors cores didn;t count as cores unless they had both Int and FP units.
Carl99
So the 8 core FX models counted as 4 cores because they had 1 FP unit per 2 INT units.
Carl99
Except plenty of older CPU's didn't have FP units at all. Or used a ratio themselves.
VoxPopuliVoxHumbug
The butt plug recall was tough on all of us.
HowlerTwo
It really toyed with my emotions.
newsguycraigevans
We weren't going to take that sitting down!
Demandred
I dunno....i kinda enjoyed it leaving me.
fformulaa
Where's that?! Mine is stuck on the froth option
OnePieceRoboFranky
NerdyPegger
Just join a chess competition and win all that prize money
SenselessSentiments
HelloThere1812
Your username!
NerdyPegger
My username!
Vanamonde
I got $800 from one of those one time. I never did find out what it was for.
The701
Nearly $2000 for me once - former Walmart employee. The class-action was for making people work over their breaks and lunches.
morbidconcerto
I got $200 for the same suit!
bouncebounceandtheclaw
I got a couple hundred but I was cool enough to be deposed! I rather enjoyed telling the walmart attorney what was up.
ServerMonkeyKing
I worked at Walmart as a kid (dairy/refrigerated department). Where do you get some of that break time class-action action?
The701
It was a few years ago, and it was concerning work done... I don't remember, 15 years ago? Well I went to look it up just in case there was
The701
still a chance, and found... Walmart has dozens of class action lawsuits and settlements against them for this sort of wage theft.
The701
Making people work through breaks and meals, clocking in early, and other unpaid time/overtime. I don't know how to find out if you'd be
ServerMonkeyKing
Sounds like a universal culture issue with the company management/hr which could potentially be resolved with a proactive union.