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Jul 17, 2026 10:53 AM
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Munchman347
'No...no, It was Sleepy...ZZzzz... Joe... what's his name. Everybody is saying... (fart), I'm super duper, or was that 'Dumper, or Donarehea'?... Smiles as he poops himself...
KamikazeGerbil101
DarkTheme439
Every, and I mean every accusation is a confession when it comes to the shitstain in chief.
CaptainScarfish
In response to the second panel, no. Voter rolls are somewhere between a minor inconvenience and trivial to acquire depending on state.
bikergeek6249
You're trying to use logic on cult members.
MrSatisify
BeaverOnFire
PicassoCT
Chinese propaganda is tremendously ineffective, because the party basically makes outside propaganda like it makes inside propaganda - just lie to overwrite history and reality. And they are so centralized, you can hear the talking points of the day given out in every artifact produced..
Fentex
T..t..that's rethuglican behaviour. And it's effective, evidentially.
Billis75
If there was real evidence, he would be a national hero, defending the country from the most vile fraud in history. So take that to court. By not taking it to court, you're allowing it to happen. Just remember, you lie in court, you go to fucken jail. I wonder why he doesn't take it to court...
dohcohv
He did file like 62 lawsuits for the 2020 election, and lost 61 of them. The one he won was only a couple of votes which didn't affect anything, and the firm he hired to investigate Arizona actually found more votes for Biden.
TheMurderousCricket
First, Columbo would never utter "fuck up".
Second, Trump's reasoning is "Too much risk of China meddling, so emergencifully - no elections."
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
Even if that turns out to be what he’s thinking, 1. We’re having midterms. 2. There is going to be a blue tsunami.
manystripes
Though his answer would be "That's a really nasty question, you're a fake reporter"
akafluffy
only far less polite if it was a woman.
torp
Too logical for our times
philmoregraves
The voter data that China would have acquired is public data available to anyone.....
fubizdaddie
Unless they acquired non-public voter data, you're right. Wild how it's ok if the thing they did was legal, and if they did something illegal it's not ok. Do you wonder if the claim is that they acquired non-pubic voter data? That seems like something to know before commenting, doesn't it?
Camelspotting
America has said it's ok for them to have all our data. That's why we don't have any privacy laws.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Regardless of if the data they obtained was legal or not, obtaining "voter files" does not in any way translate to actually affecting the votes. There is still no proof that they actually affected the elections.
TI99Kitty
And even if it did, wouldn't China favor someone like Trump, who they can manipulate with flattery and gaudy trinkets?
jaggcomputing5
You can't shame him. Just get the guns.
mksu
Donald Trump will gleefully destroy the world to save himself or at least take us all with him.
stayingalive4life
I’ve always told people that he doesn’t give a damn about you or anyone else…and that includes his close family members…if it means he gets to gain something in the process (as evident by everything). It’s just extremely sad and disappointing that when the 2024 elections happened, people didn’t seem to understand or remember this fact.
Osiricus
Yep, he would burn the country to the ground before admit defeat in anything. That's pure narcissism.
TheShirker
Other late breaking news today includes water is indeed wet
Thanks.
(I hate this timeline)
weidermeijer
“An evil man will burn his nation to the ground to rule over the ashes.” - Sun Tzu
joshuasplinth
This gives me hope that multiple previous generations survived these kinds of greedy cruel and self obsessed people. As the old dude in Iron Man said, “there have always been men like you.” And there will always be helpers for us to be and look for.
akafluffy
that was The Avengers, not Iron Man. Spoken to Loki, who is not an Iron Man villain
joshuasplinth
The broad sketches work LOL.
Oatmealman1
it's already happening, and American citizens are allowing it to happen. there is even a constitutional amendment that gives citizens the right to bring down the Nazi regime. bringing down tyrants and their yesmen is the responsibility of the citizens
KleptoKea
I earned myself a Maga stalker on Imgur for saying stuff like this years ago. There are 350 million Americans. if even 10% would unite to actually protect their children from growing up in a fascist dictatorship founded by this pedophile Nazi, USA would be a better place, and not reviled by the world. /a/0YhklUb
mksu
The Constitution is worth about as much as used toilet paper when the government is controlled by people who don't care. You're more than welcome to come on over and help us with this existential threat to the world most of us had no hand in creati g anytime though.
sadurdaynight
He won an election after lying about people eating dogs and cats, and about kids going to school and coming home with sex change operations. He says whatever he wants. Rupert Murdoch and friends will shovel his bullshit off the floor snd repackage the sound bytes in a way that gets them what they want. The intellectuals are left wondering how this bullshit flies when there's a massive industry that's learned how to put wings and bullshit and help it soar.
NotThisGuyAgain
The dogs and cats thing pisses me off specifically, as Vance was called on it being a lie later, and his response was: "Well, yes, but it got people talking." Talking. As in, spreading the lie Trump started. And that was a -good- thing in his mind.
Furthermore, way back before his first term, Trump openly said lying to the press was fine because he believed the press lied all the time anyway.
Truth is anathema to them. All of them.
KarateCanine
If American elections aren't trustworthy, then trump can't be president. Also, if the 2020 election was infiltrated that's his fault as he was president. If the 2024 was ok, that's because of Biden because he was president. So trump admits he's awful at everything and every one he was responsible for has been rigged. What a fucking clown
joshuasplinth
I think part of the problem is that he doesn’t know/realize that he was president at the time. What surprises me is that he’s able to still cover his grievances in such detail. I understand he’s got all these signs of dementia, but shouldn’t he just slip into full on babbling eventually? I know the Islamic Republic of Japan is a good sign it’s happening. I guess also I’m confused how no weird confessions or accidentally extraneous info about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein has slipped out.
joshuasplinth
A demented person would be prone to slip and say something like, ”the press is always trying to malign my SHORT friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, but that’s all SECRETLY true anyway. When the magnets get wet, I covered up the fact that I raped kids, but don’t tell the windmills!, he hee hee…”
Shaodyn
Imagine rigging an election that you still lost. Talk about sad.
DavedandConfused
https://youtube.com/shorts/UOcXkNWy_AQ?si=DDrR-1Rs-YRy_Uo3
MrNardtastic
Its why he insists it was rigged. Cause he rigged it and still lost, ergo the dems must have cheated even harder
Zeterai
It's a recurring theme with American conservatives. They know how much they lie, cheat, steal, and defraud at every opportunity given, so they assume everyone else is doing it as well. Same with how quickly they rush to accuse minorities of things like pedophilia; they're fully cognizant of their own atrocities, and can't fathom a world where other people aren't involved with it.
Comes down to the same thing as always, total lack of empathy and imagination. Their world is the only world.
powwerbottom
Bingo, it's why they think all gay men must also be attracted to young boys. Because as straight men who like women, they are also attracted to young girls - it's a no-brainer to them
Shaodyn
This whole thing was never about a previous election. It was laying the groundwork for the coming one so people are already primed not to trust the results if they don't go his way. Don't fall for it.
Shaodyn
It could also be in hopes of convincing people not to vote at all, since it's rigged and the results are probably already decided before anyone has voted in it. In which case things go his way by default. Don't fall for that either.
Keitterman
Not saying that this isn't this plan, but any strategist with a functioning brain cell would tell him that it's a terrible one. The people who would be dissuaded from voting would be people who believed him, a large percentage of them being people who would vote for him. If it worked, he'd be tanking his own base.
Shaodyn
1) He's not known for listening to what anyone says unless it's what he wants to hear.
2) He's also not known for backing down from a plan, even when it does the opposite of what he wants.
Shaodyn
If this plan does backfire on him, he'll very likely go back to his favorite nonsense and insist that his plan failed because his enemies are conspiring against him to ruin his life.
TI99Kitty
3) He IS known for trying to "own the Libs" by doing stupid shit that hurts his cultists more than the people who oppose him.
Shaodyn
And his cultists aren't much better. Your average MAGA would punch himself in the face if he thought liberals didn't want him to. "Hey libs, I'm punching myself in the face! Are you mad yet?"