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unfortunatelynotdeadyet
I thought brain dead was a requirement to be a GOP senator.
VictusVonGuyver
My only regret is that I didn't get a chance to strangle him to death 25 years earlier when his death would have mattered the most.
RigidGristle
JusticePhrall
It can be argued that Mitch McConnell's long-term institutional impact is more detrimental to America than the presidencies of Donald Trump.
Trump's disruptions have been personal, petty, and procedural rather than institutional. Many of Trump's actions can eventually be reversed and the damage mostly repaired.
In contrast, McConnell systematically eroded American democratic norms, polarized the judiciary, and paralyzed legislative operations, a devastation that will be felt for generations.
Travelcedric
Forgot the part where he screwed over the 911 first responders until Jon Stewart stepped in and forced him into paying for their health care
Aish83
He’s hanging on to dead life because he knows what’s waiting for him on the other side 🔥🔥🔥
Brunomars1
#1 the sooner Mitch McConnell is out of politics the better off the country will be.
Thisisbullshitalready
When he croaks - and it CAN'T be soon enough - they'll have to cremate him and spread his ashes in secret, or people will be standing in lines by the millions just to defecate on his grave.
tidepool
He’ll probably get buried in Frankfort. That graveyard is severely under patrolled for all of the famous graves there. JS JS
bigboneded
He's got rigor tortoise.
Grimlinnan
Why wasn't he hung 20 years ago.
allcattywampus
you shouldn't say things like that—It's "hanged"
KingdomsCrown
Not alot of people know that its "hanged" when talking about execution
robpaschal
#1 Conservatives want these things. This is a list of features, not bugs.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Speed running late soviet russia!
cgt9803
And this sack of shit is receiving lavish healthcare funded by the taxpayers
TheFrenchHenchman
Make his future grave an national urinal attraction
TChallaVanDam
Renza0
wonder how long they're going to weekend at bernies this fucker
dreinwoods
He really was a Bag brother. Scum Bag that is. Lindsay was Douche bag.
Sulanis
Yet, he's getting free healthcare for a man on his deathbed. While people that need a few stitches will be told to no pay no way
Spanky93
Wouldn’t it be ironic if he was booted off his insurance because of the big ugly bill and sent home with no aftercare . I know, it does not happen that way but… come on karma!!
urusername2
On brand!!
Thresholdpush
I hope he suffered. Legacy of not but destruction. Fascist scumfuck cunt..
thecycokat
#3 And one certain Democrat. F'n Fetterman.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Lisossoma
I know there were several moments of the USA losing it´s soul, but fuckin hell, SAndy Hook happening and absolutely no consequences coming of it is sofuckin mindboggling
Funkman418
TURTLEMAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF NUMEROUS SCHOOL SHOOTING'S, HAVING GOOD LEGISLATION JUST SIT ON HIS DESK AND COLLECT DUST, HOPE HE SUFFERS DAILY !!!!
bobisslack
Live your life such that the majority of people who know you aren't glad when you die. Seems simple.
Fiacre54
Blocking more gun control is fine. Armed liberals are the last resort to defend against this right wing descent into fascism.
RetrogradeLlama
You left out the part where he's responsible for Trump not being impeached as well as for the corrupt SCOTUS we have now.
Bossco20
Ruth Ginsburg's dying wish was for him to wait until after the election to replace her
dorpjorp
She fucked up
transference
Trump was impeached, twice. Unfortunately, neither resulted in conviction despite his obvious and proven guilt.
TheVillageGrouch9000
This was the worst.
CrabbyBlueberry
Donald was impeached twice (so far). What Mitch blocked was the trial. It was a foregone conclusion that there wasn't 67 votes to remove the motherfucker. But to not even have a trial? I hope Mitch is in horrible pain right now.
tidepool
??? There were two trials, they failed to convict, and to remove. He told the Redhats to vote against it even though he hated the SOB Because he didn’t want to sully the party name.
hellospacemonkey
McConnell's handlers used AI to fake his voice for staged "conversations" with the Senate leader and one radio show. They have now committed FRAUD on the American public.
dingybasement350
Everything the GOP does is fraud on the American public.
Harbltron
...now?
cosmos31
Yikes! Evidence?
JonnyHeat
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hellospacemonkey
Prediction. If it was real or a substantial conversation, the handlers would want to get out to the public a proof of life. This way, they can have a non-disclosure / contract with the people to never provide insight into the call. Note: they also said the "talked to Mitch", not that "Mitch talked back". It's all fake to assume there was a conversation. You can talk to a person in a coma.
huey9k
THE 45 SECOND BREAK MID-SENTENCE WAS A DEAD GIVEAWAY...
tidepool
I mean he did do that on camera more than once in the last few years.
weidermeijer
Blocked Obama from getting a SCOTUS pick. Rot in hell.
Smaaaash
Every supreme court vacancy for all of the rest of our government is going to be a huge fucking risk now, because this dickhole set the precedent that people can just not follow any of the rules, and that's just fine, because Mitch can do whatever he wants. That's going to be something that other people can do now, because they allowed Mitch to do it.
OriginalAndWitty
Blocked Biden from a pick also, potentially decades of consequences as a result from this traitorous turtle. I wish I wasn't atheist so I can believe in hell and he would definitely go there.
gamejunki40006
Can we call him murder spree mitch?
onerousempire
We can dream . . .
stabbermcshooty
I’d say he’s directly responsible for all the reproductive rights lost