Bollywood knows what's up

Jul 20, 2017 8:26 AM

dinglehopperchamp

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Ok. You got me. I now wish to apply for a cultural appropriations permit to have Hollywood remake these. Starring Terry Crews.

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My greatest fear ids getting glitter in my eye

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I would watch every one of these. Something so thing better story than twilight

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Everything i have just witnessed is amazing.

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#3 Lucky Luke did it before.

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Thank you, I was looking for this comment!

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Bang bang Lucky Luke!

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Most of these are sick af, love to see stuff like this in hollywood, the money one is some of the best satire I've seen

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Fantastic

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#4 needs to learn to hold a gun. Gonna lose that thumb one of these days.

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Reminds me of stephen chows movies, like shaolin soccer.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Only difference is these are serious movies

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Yes, I can see that they are very very serious. Schindler's List serious...

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Names : #1 - Baahubali 2, #2 - Maryada Ramanna, #3 TVF's Rajasthani Cowboys, #4 Singham, #5 (don't know), #6 Enthiran

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You're the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

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Rajasthani Cowboys is a name i can get behind

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#5 is Race Gurram Telugu Movie...

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Enthiran I can recommend its a good overall Terminator like movie.

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I believe it's on Netflix under the title "Robot"

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Welp. In all fairness a lot of people in the US believe the Red Sea was parted and a guy once walked on water.

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Who would win in a fight, The Terminator or literally any major character in one of these bollywood movies

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#3 LOL

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That is so stupid ! I love it

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It's like a 10 year old designed these stunts

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I love bollywood stuff, because they're really just modern retellings of the hindu epics and the absolutely mental shit you get in there.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This actually makes me want to watch them lol

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Bollywood: Where literally any fucking thing is possible.

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Just like american political system.

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These are not bollywood.Except one.But I don't expect non-indians to know because it can be hard to differentiate.

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Where's the one where all the robot guys interlock and become a giant snake?

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Bollywood=Real life anime fight scenes

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I just told my gf about this yesterday and here are all the clips we watched. I can't wait to actually watch one of these movies

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So Bollywood is basically the matrix?

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Missed a few:

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Dot, dot

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Dat username though

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FYI:- These all scenes belong to Tollywood South Indian movies.

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Except #4

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Yeah, cause i think ive seen #4

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Here is the source for #4 https://youtu.be/En_8UgGZXio

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Its like anime

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And where physics are on vacation.

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Except any sort of physics realism

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Pornhub: Where literally fucking anything is possible.

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"Three gay midgets screw each other while riding a bicycle." I'm waiting for the link, Mr. Anything-is-possible!

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That's Dr Anything-is-possible.

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*legally

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Hollywood is not too far behind.

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Bollywood has replaced (in a good way) the gloriously over the top, clearly fake but magnificent special effects of the 70s kung fu movies.

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Except a decent movie that is.

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...as long as you're ok with a final product that looks like it was made for $200.

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Tbh thier effects are amazing no matter how fake

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None is really bollywood its south Indian cinemas and there is a big difference

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None of these are Bollywood movies. They are South Indian movies you ignorant bastardos!!!

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This is a guilty pleasure of mine

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What is that first movie?

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Baahubali 2 The conclusion. Second part of the 2 part movie. Most expensive Indian film ever made. Both are pretty epic. Try the trailer. ??

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Baahubali 2

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????

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i'm starting to think that a bollywood studio should be in charge of the next live action anime film, whatever it is

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Probably another marvel movie :D. Bronzeman?

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And I'm starting to think that you might be right.

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I don't even care if all actors will be indian. Call it indianwashing or an indian shower I'd still watch it. I mean the film, not shower.

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"Call it indian shower" ... that's probably someone's fetish tbh.

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Make a Yakuza movie.

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you mean this?

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Live action Bollywood version of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan?

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I was just thinking this basically looks like live action anime. That would be perfect.

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My immediate reaction to #1 was, "That's some anime bullshit and I love it."

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O my fucking god I think that would actually work. We all know Japan can do it

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...? What does Japan have to do with this...?

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"Live action 'anime' film"

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Having seen the trailer for the Diamond is Unbreakable movie... is it too late to scrap what they have, and get Bollywood to do it?

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I was just thinking that the live action Jojo film should be bolywood.

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That would be good.

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Oh fuck yes. JJBA was practically made for the insane awesome world of Bollywood.

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Fun fact : None of these are Bollywood. Bollywood movies are in Hindi language. There are more than 15 main languages in India in which (1/2

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(2/2) movies are made, and most of the stuffs from this post are non-hindi movies.

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Does anyone also have the names of these movies?

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Names : #1 - Baahubali 2, #2 - Maryada Ramanna, #3 TVF's Rajasthani Cowboys (YT video) , #4 Singham, #5 (don't know), #6 Robot (Enthiran)

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Not all heroes wear capes (well I'm assuming you don't have one on now), thank you!

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Fucking Shaktimaan.

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#4 copied tart of scene from R.E.D. And then made it better.

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"wow, you really are CIA!"

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I thought R.E.D copied the Bollywood movie.

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That's not how that works, that's not how any of this works

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That's exactly how it works

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But look at the damage patterns on the cars. They Look like they actually got in to an accident without exploding in to flaming inferno.

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Get yourself that Physics Upgrade DLC fam

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Would love to know the names of these films because they all look fucking amazing.

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Yes. Yes they do.

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Names : #1 Baahubali The conclusion, #2 Maryada Ramanna, #3 TVF's Rajasthani Cowboys, #4 Singham, #5 Race Gurram, #6 Robot (Enthiran)

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Roody doot...

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for later

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You're a hero.

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You legend. I'll check them out. Thank you

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I would suggest you only watch the first one. Rest are average. Watch Baahubali 1 & 2. ☺️

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Fantastic; appreciate your advice. Thanks again

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Sauce?

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Reporting.

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Mint, Tamarind and Mango chutney

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India

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yes

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Bollywood films

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#4 singham. It's on Netflix

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BBQ

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Except one (or two) none of the others are Bollywood :-)

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Pet peeve of mine! Thank you!

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What do you mean?

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Tollywood, Tollywood, Bollywood (?), Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood.

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They're Tollywood. Bollywood refers to North Indian films, while Tollywood refers to South Indian films.

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Thanks for the reply. I thought at first u would say they are Pakistani or Bangladeshi or something.

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I want to see all of these. Even that fucking cyclist one

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Op name?

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Last one is from Robot, it is on Netflix

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Especially that cyclist one.

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The cyclist one looks freaking awesome. :)

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Someone into fucking cyclists. That's weird

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#4 is Singham if you want to see

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doting for later

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Names : #1 - Baahubali 2, #2 - Maryada Ramanna, #3 TVF's Rajasthani Cowboys, #4 Singham, #5 (don't know), #6 Robot (Enthiran)

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DOT

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Obviously, watch Baahubali 1 before Baahubali 2. Both are on YouTube at this point.

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Movies to watch while drinking with wife.

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More upvotes for you!

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Singham actually has a really good story on political corruption. And a hot leading lady.

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Good clean fun

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Fuckin .

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#5 Race Gurram

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Allu arjun

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