Hydraulic press vs glass

Aug 29, 2019 9:51 AM

InconspicuousUnicorn

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This glass being crushed by a hydraulic press

I hate these things. It's a waste of valuable materials fgs

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t know why I was expecting anything else

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we see hydraulic press versus a stick?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then you have 2 stick. Stick win every time.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's like mining in Minecraft

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's my work day. Each intact pane is a specific task I hoped would be doable. The result is my OT. Now I'm sad.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 5

With my eyes closed it sounds like an amateur porno gone wrong with the wine to set the mood.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool. It looked like a glitch for a moment there.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Temper, temper.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

glad i'm not the only one who thought about the matrix :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might be one of the coolest of these.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna know how much pressure it took before breaking.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vat ze fook vas dat.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now I can go to sleep

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell the intern to find the broom

7 years ago | Likes 944 Dislikes 4

to late it got pressed

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brooms are for employees. Interns have to scoop up the glass in their hands.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Snort it up Barry!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You too, Allen! Get it done in a flash!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"MY SINUSES ARE BLEEDING!"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just not the same without the "Vhat the fack?"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How pixels are made.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does it remind anyone ells of the matrix coding language?

7 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 1

Exactly this. Or bad rendering on games because my GPU is 10 years old.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh! It looks just like it! LOL

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes my first thought was to try and find a gif of the green Matrix scrolly text

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Isn't that just hex?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I noticed some hiragana symbols last time I watched. Probably a mix of stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vat da fuck

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

velcom to hudraulik press zhannel

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

YUP and here weee goooo

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This bears a remarkable resemblance to my soul

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I touched myself to this sound

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like I should be wearing safety glasses watching this.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope everyone wore their protective eye goggles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pishaw! That glass NEVER stood a chance!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs a cheerful Finnish guy saying "und heeer ve gooo!"

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That was exactly as satisfying as I thought it would be

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want glass in your carpet?!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Slower, you slut.

7 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 4

Deeper, you whore.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Harder, you hoe.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

As if ~ you all like getting fucked by a whore with a strap-on

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Gifs that end too soon... =(

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Right

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ezgif.com/speed

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why ?

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 10

Better question. Why not?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do anything, let's all sit in sedentary silence until we die

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

windows 10 forces updates that can't be turned off.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

YouTube views can be traded to dollars.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he's got the hydraulic press machine!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Try contemplating on the converse of this question.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The glass lost its temper.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why ask why when how is so much more fun?

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Points for the Spawn reference!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You actually made a spawn reference. I'm simultaneously impressed and embarrassed.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm German. Humour is no laughing matter. If you don't understand dsen you don't laaf.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

You're sinking

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What is she sinking about?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

about Berlitz

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0