Nov 4, 2017 2:53 AM
iamkarlpilkington
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Gmayor61
IKEA is full of wrenches and utilities yet here you are being the biggest tool of them all.
TheBigPoo
Gonna take a while to put himself back together after that burn. Hope he reads the instructions.
RoxanneLaWin
Imagine being so violently American that you tried to fight Ikea?
VanhornsReckoning
Rekt by... SVÄRJE
SanKa13
Jesus what a moron
BradTobias
He's right
Obviously he isnt? Did you read the answer from ikea?
PunnyTiger
"Get your shit together. For your convenience we have included a hex wrench" ...Ikea.
therockknight1
I like this. +1 for you.
eromitlab
Damn dude, you just got told by a Swedish company on American law.
sharingiscaring2
If they can do anything it's follow instructions
zma123456
Ikea be like
toasteheh
His comment got flagged
cobrablood
bababababababababananaboo
I’m surprised IKEA put the answer together. I thought it was a diy kind of place.
pukimomalaki
Well, they knew they were talking to Americans
roguelampshades
IDK man .. flag burn by @Sofakingwhat was pretty good too. Upvoted both.
thrael
they gave instructions..
JeremyPeevin
They should've just posted pictures like they do in all of their instructions.
wanjo
They were planning to mail him the entire US Code in Swedish but they decided against it.
SuperiorPosterior
Why in Swedish? They know we're so dumb (in the US) we need vaguely homoerotic pictorial instructions to understand how things fit together.
ArediHaddenuf
Varenvel
SageSparrow
Good corporations will do extensive research into local laws, cultural sensibilities and policies when franchising.
HerrBisch
Would have been good if they'd said "In the spirit of DIY please look up the US flag code yourself and learn how wrong and bigoted you are."
shrimpquin
This needs to be top comment!
Alkuam
I would've expected some missing letters and some extras of others that were't used.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
They did do it themselves. The code was just the instructions.
SuperTacticalSandwich
There weren't any extra references or anything!
tomyironmane
I'm not. They can be very helpful to people who don't know how to properly assemble things like displays.
Bootsy81
Americans need to get their nationalism, sorry, patriotism, in check.
PhurbuMukpodom
Wrong!
nonCanadianGoose
This is why the Texas flag is the only state flag that can be flown at the same height as the US flag. It joined as its own nation
cunninglinguist85
wotemer
I'm more shocked that there are Flag Laws than by the dude not knowing them.
Unquote
Flags have a whole heap of rules, guidelines, special regulations on what they have to look like, how they should be shown etc.
Sauroctonus
Yeah, but they're not the sort of rules I would expect anyone to care about unless it's a high-profile political event.
as a vexillologist, I'm offended. I care very much.
I thought vexillologists would be more interested in the designs than petty display rules.
Anything is petty if you don't care about it.
TinnyOctopus
Or a football game, apparently.
PassionateIndifference
Idiots like this give us a bad name
No, you give us a bad name, because the guy is right.
Kusane
No, you give them bad name, because you are wrong, and I'm not even from USA.
You're wrong. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - Section C
Are you ilterate? That section states no flag should be held in superiority in height. If you post a citeation, read it first.
So you're not from the U.S. but you specialize in U.S. Code for flags? - https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - subsection C.
Cedric3107
What about subsection g? The one quoted in the post? C even says to put the US flag higher unless another section in here states otherwise
Grenther
Subsection c is about flags in general, section g specifies the rules of flags of nations furthermore 1/2
"International usage forbids the display of the flag of one nation above that of another nation in time of peace" which is also in there.2/2
EedDaPooPoo
America is at peace?
Mithi
Not with itself.
ThatOneGuy8610
With Sweden, yes
DarkUranium
That's exactly what the government wants you to think!
raidleadergutts
No, they're still bombing countries.
BreadyStinellis
We're still actively engaged in 2 wars and bombing a few others, yes.
jawscmouse
Sheldon would be proud
RetroJack
True - now I'm off to watch "Fun with flags (Episode 3487)"
Well we can't have that.
RudeRobby
Shit, now he’s done it. we have to declare war against the Netherlands!
Degarafarat
Considering that is a Swedish flag, it's height still won't be adjusted.
CurlySwede
Why the Netherlands ?
Racealistic
Wat the fuck hebben wij gedaan?
RecurringNightmare
maybe you parked your camping trailer in front of his window?
mattchops
Against who?
Hq in Netherlands and manufacturing in Sweden, China and othe SE Asian countries. Looks WWIII
questionableanswers
hq is in netherlands for taxevasion, foundations that own it in luxembourg and liechtenstein. it's a swedish company for marketing
Peter pan is gonna be pissed. Tinkerbell will launch a pixiedust embargo.
EscalatorCongestion
Our American obsession with the flag has really gone beyond weird... (and sad)
Turner78
Miles?
creaothceann
Sonic?
JumpingBalogna
Rise of the planet of the flags. They're everywhere. Saw about 4 chevys with the flags. One harley davidson with it as well. In one trip.
METAAAAAAAAAL
Come to Denmark then, we'll show you flags.
Pacemaker
As far as I remembert there is just a swedish flag in front of IKEA stores in Germany, not even their own. Noone even cares about flags.
i think it depends locally, some have up to three flags, swedish, german and the bundesland (all at the same height even)...
As far as I know, the closest IKEA I know in England is probably the only place for miles that has a British flag flying.
SarcasticComment
To be fair, Germany shows a level of discomfort with their own flag. Even their PM refuses to wave one on television.
[deleted]
Germany has a lot to be proud of. They rebuilt a wonderful society post WW2, but these "offended" people would rather live in the past.
OphelianAshe
Yeah, I agree. Germany seems a great place to live atm
TestTickCoals
It's flown above state flags but not other countries' banners. We are all equal somewhat....
oceansapart
If they are on the same pole. Can be same height as the stare flag if they are on separate poles.
AnatolianTiger
“Somewhat”
Cats2cats
If you look carefully the pole (by way of finial) is usually just a wee bit taller than others. Especially when not grounded.
LeadByBadExample
Except gay people, black people, brown people, Muslim people, Sikh people, sick people, poor people, etc.
Schnerpenherp
... Socialists... Uh, I meant... Dirty rotten Communists
MerToo
female people, pregnant people, convicted people, suspected people, intellectual people, yellow people, reddish people, yiddish people...
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
people...
well...not quite. Corporation are people too, and they're doing very nicely, thank you!
FEMAcampsarereal
We're all living in Amerika! Amerika! Is wonderbar! We're all living in Amerika! Amerika! Amerika!
TresusIbor
Looks like a typical comment on a conspiracy debunking video.
Ryukaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
wunderbar*
Coca cola! Wunderbra!
Wonderbra*
I'll always wonder if American Rammstein-Fans know that the text is sarcasm, not an actual praise of the USA.
If you don't get that from the line: Coca-cola, sometimes war, you are seriously stupid.
I think we both know the answer to that.
WinnieSlays
$5 says that dude owns at least 2 articles of American Flag clothing, has a beer cozy with a Flag on it, an a gun case with an eagle/Flag
Op19
And an actual flag nailed to his tree
rainballs
Lives in the Midwest
Chrisboy
*South. Not nearly as many people like this in the midwest as the south
Exception is Missouri. Missouri is basically the South.
FairyFae
Wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a confederate flag.
In Missouri It'd be in addition to.. As I said, it's pretty much the south here.
glovelyday
US flag should, however, always be flown higher & be larger than a state flag, except of course if you're a fucking car dealership in Texas
cyno01
As a non-Texan, i feel like Texas should probably get a pass on flying their flag as you would the flag of another nation at least. They +
were sovereign before they were a state, but flying it any larger or higher than the US flag is for sure a dick move.
If you are a traitor to your nation, leave. Texas is American. Deal with it or get out.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Texas was Americans who wanted away from America fought Mexico to do that, then decided "okay maybe America is pretty decent" then they 1/2
MidiArbite
That's not really what happened at all.
Decided "oh what you don't like us forcing you free states to participate in slavery? Fine we will leave again." and then they got fucked2/3
I think Texas has earned the right to say that they suck at being American and not being American. 3/3
Thneitis
The US flag should be on the right too, which it is
black3beard
Do you know your left from your right? The flag is to be on its own right and it is clearly to the far left.
DidItForScience
It is at its own right. Because it is facing outward from the building. It is being displayed to the people approaching the property.
From the building it’s the right
BlasserDuennerJunge
Jesus... that nationalism of Muricans is really growing in the wrong way.
It law. Has been for many years.
Nietsallinav
What? Flag Code? It hasn't* been law for many years. Only the Government/Military has to follow it.
It's about the mindset. Other countries teach their children to be good people. USA teaches their children to be good Americans.
The United States is the largest global humanitarian aid force on the planet. It is our military's second duty. Good Amer. = Good person
Haha wow, you must be really indocrinated. Nice.
Yeah just look at the pledge of allegiance they're forced to do. If I didn't know better I think that'd be some dictatorship/fascist thing.
Nobody can actually force students to do the pledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_State_Board_of_Education_v._Barnette
Yes and no. You can still indoctrinate without forcing. And it's still forced in terms of social pressure.
I've never been forced. I'll stand but I think it's stupid to say 5/7 days of the week so I say nothing. I've napped through it too.
SergiousMaximus
"Do you have a flag?"- Eddie Izzard
Eddie
JayPapy
First time I've seen Eddie 'Iz-Og Man' Izzard quoted on here. Had to go and upvote some of your other stuff to show my appreciation!
GregForse
No flag no country you can't have one. That's the rules... that I've just made up... and I'm backing it up with this gun
YouCantSeeButImGivingYouTheFinger
^ Thank you for being here.
sciencebasedlifeform
gumblemuntz
"Dash clever of you!"
KaJuN
I'm covered in bees!
ChloeRed
I'm safe from the bees, I'm driving my Lamborghini.. in my mind.
pfsar
"I will have the penne arrabiata."
SereniteeF
I<3you lol
xtraa
Amazing guy. Saw him in Hamburg, he does his show in seven languages and ran a marathon after a few weeks of training and no sports before.
1234canIhavealittlemore
So you have to know seven languages to be able to watch his show? Darn it, I only know two...
He has a 10 minute french part in his show that I could not really understand, but anyhow it was funny, too.
CardboardEmpress
Which is funny, because I did, and my French is awful! Pas de cheval, beaucoup de glue!
He can do the whole show in English, French, German and I forgot about the rest. But even as a German I found it most fun in English.
shadowdasher210
No? Then you're not a real country. You can't have a country if you don't have a flag.
captain4Skn
And a beer
NachosFlandersStyle
Pas de drapeau, pas de pays.
NegimaSensei
Those are the rules... that I just made up.
TallGuyWithAHoodie
And I'm backing them up with this gun.
HappyDog271
But there are 500 million of us living here!
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
I had the same misconception as that guy. Learned in USMC of all places.
USMC was correct. Thank you for serving.
speat26WX
I think it applies to state and other not-national flags...
Nophere
The guy was correct per subpoint (c) of the code. Ikea is referencing the internation usage in subpoint (f)
fistermatic5000
The national flag is flown higher than state flags.
worldsokayestspeler
Yeah i think its only state flags(except texas) that have to be below the us flag
All us flags pretty much should. I.e. sports teams, university flags, club flags
Asamel
Texas can fly at the same height because it is the only state that was an independent country at one point.
Demauscian
So was California, Hawaii and Vermont.
But the Texan annexation was drafted via negotiation that probably specified. Others didn't bother or have a choice.
razetherunner
(because Texas is another country just playing along with being a state to avoid another civil war.)
LurkyMcLurker
Quick trivia, what are the only two flags that can fly above the US flag?
LesLesVegetables
That is actually really interesting.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
I can not find this answer, you must enlighten me plz!
MasterPrime
Any of them. The flag code was only law from 1942 to 1990. It's now just a set of advisory rules because First Amendment.
I believe it still applies in the military.
Paidadvertisement
Well don’t leave us all hanging
ClimbingMonkey
UN flag at NY HQ and church flag on a ship while church services performed by naval chaplains while at sea. I'm fun at parties...
Mydogismybestman
barf1189
there be church flags?
Without googling I thought it was the Vatican flag.
The Vatican is just another country, so it's flag should be level.
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
So what do you do about a Vatican chaplain liason on a US vessel performing Mass?
Quindeckim
No flag our flag flies higher than any other flag, we have on the moon which is higher than any other flag!
whitepolarbear
the texas and texas flag?
tourettesguy54
Just looked it up, that's..... Interesting.
PassiveAggressiveHotdogVendor
Please tell
r2d2
Juicytoast
Yea I learned it in boy scout. Also saw a post about how a school banned the wearing of clothing that has the flag on it, people were...
Hey I learned it in Boy Scouts too!
MoooCow
Hopefully they taught you right. The code is talking about the actual flag, not depictions.
Upset about it. I linked them to the exact US Flag Code that prohibits the usage of the flag as clothing or drapery.
XxcelticwarriorxX
What about all the flags on clothing at Walmart? Just curious
Usage of the flag AS clothing, not ON clothing. Dont take an actual flag and use it as a poncho.
NemoBarbarossa
Except you just won an Olympic medal?
That only applies to an actual flag. Not flag colored clothes. Those would violate the commercial use clause.
The use of an actual flag is defended by the First Amendment as free expression. The code is nothing more than civil guidelines.
Yes. But that wasn't the context.
SabatonXX
It prohibits using an ACTUAL US flag as clothing or drapery. Depictions of the flag are ok.
pugs911
What would Americans wear if depictions were prohibited? Do clothes like that exist down there?
VaderFan2187
Wait wait wait. Does this mean Tomi Lahren's costume is ok but Keith Olbermann's book cover is not?
Yes, though civilians can't be constitutionally bound to the US Flag code.
Gayforbae
What's the difference?
Wolvenlight
Unless you're in D.C. and/or doing so for commercial purposes. (Probably 'and,' not 'or,' which makes it one of the weirdest caveats).
thatfatguy3006
Question. If a American flag is all you have to shield your self from weather is it okay to use then?
Are you in the US military? If not it is unconstitutional to apply the Flag Code to you as a civilian.
RogueBullet
No, you shield the flag.
vowofloudness
At that point, do you really give a shit what the flag code says?
Flag code isn't even law. It's a set of guidelines.
JayEnfield
You bought it, it's YOUR flag, do whatever the fuck you want with it.
BigTittyGothKitty
As an American...People like that person embarrass the fuck out of me.
Evergrey
"RESPECT THE FLAG!" -dude in flag boxer shorts.
kmikl
[Internal screaming commences]
OlanDyurai
As a human who respects culture but wants peace and ancient territory wars to subside, Nationalism embarrasses the fuck out of me.
Agreed.
whitter86
They're close.... Its the state flags that can't be flown the same height.
lysani
Majority of people don't even know what the flag code is, and the ones that do tend to mix most of it up.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
I'm from Italy, the country is full of idiots as well. Dont worry man.
GreeneyedDevil013
Same here...probably doesn't know the difference between veterans day and memorial day either. 1/2
And he does at least know of the rule...but it only applies within the U.S. with state flags
So he doesn't know the *RULE* he has an idea of it that's wrong on 2 crucial points: 1 applies to state flags, and 2, it's a code, not law.
Admittedly I didn't know it was code not law...kinda wondering if having a light on it is law or cod now too.
Code... everything having to do with display/use etc. is code.
dhulqarnayn
TBHI know what the Flag Code is and I actually thought that the comment was correct: but it's actually for lesser entities like the states
fredbloxx
what, more than the tantrum in the whitehouse?
Herecomesjohnny
Why isnt our flag higher than the others!?!?!
Mymumsaysno
Don't worry about it. We've got those idiots everywhere!
Habbadax
99% of the flag worship they take part in is actually against the flag code. Basically, they're the ones disrespecting the flag
They're kinda the same sort of fuckwit who screeches 'SUPPORT OUR TROOPS' but wouldn't piss on an actual homeless vet if they were on fire
FlappyButtholes
Nationalism is good.
IZ42
No
Nationalism is good. Patriotism is good too.
Patriotism is fine. Nationalism is responsible for the most vile governments on earth.
You misunderstand what I meant then. The definition of nationalism is patriotic feeling, principles, or efforts. I never once said radical-
generousmon
This is the exact I was looking for, good on you. Be more like this person
Cerinna
Thanks. You're a good person.
eiebe
Actually in his defense I thought that was protocol as well. Learn new shit everyday right.
It is. Section (c) of the code. Ikea referenced the international section incorrectly.
Nice
PippyStrelly
We have so many in Britain we're risking financial security leaving the EU
So that's where we get it from?
But he was actually right. Section (c) states that within the US no flag can be flown at equal height to the US flag. (g) is international
00LimaRomeo
Ditto Australia.
Bootohfoostoe
Yeah I agree that person at IKEA is a real embarrassment.
johnfromnorway
Good
Cal1te
Isn't it state flags which are supposed to be flown below the country flag?
MiracleWhoop
Also americans like when you pwn idiots publicly on social media +1
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
BORN IN THE USA WWWOOOOOOOTTTTT MERICAAAA
mrweekend
I’m not sure why American flags fly outside of those types of places to begin with
selkieselk
i'm from the UK, we have them here too, you'e not alone :) i have cringed frequently when i was abroad >.<
ThePyroTech11
Don't we all
IronRod
It's especially cringe worthy when they fly the Union flag upside down. It's usually the most "loyal" subjects that do this too.
VonBrandhaus
Isn't that a Mayday signal?
I think so. It's also the signal of "I'm an idiot", especially when the flag is flying upside down on a lamp post in Belfast.
thisnameistaken
I drive thru a loyalist village to work. In July i counted 36 flags 24 of which where upside down.
Seanthombbomb
You must get embarrassed quite a lot given the percentage in your country that voted for trump..
We don't choose the president based off popular votes. We use an outdated and stupid system of electoral votes. Majority may or may not win.
squintish
It was about 26% of the population. Still an embarrassingly large minority though.
warp10
What's ironic is that nationalists always have similar behaviours and arguments, regardless of nationality.
Pulsar1975
Every country has that amount of idiots I guess.. some countries seem to have an higher % though.
Krakencrotch
Maybe the same ratio, but def not the same amount
Redisia
Culture also decided a lot, do you promote free thought, over zealous nationalism, teach a lot of world history. Education counter idiots.
Grylen
Usually they just have louder idiots.
Some just have louder ones though...
Vaerlin
As American, I can tell you we are all taught that America is the greatest country in the USA! Also kneeling to the flag is disrespectful.
And football is a game where you almost never use your feet. It's played not with a ball, but an egg-shaped inflated pig carcass instead.
I was being sarcastic. America isn't a country, the USA is. Kneeling is a sign of respect generally. And "Americans" forget these things.
LoveBigD
Isn’t being American embarrassing enough?
No. I love my country, but hate those that run it. Make sense? As people have said, idiots reside everywhere.
jbilly90
Sage042000
Currently? Kind of. Check back in 4 years.
Readicti
We like to make sure our mistakes stick.... check back in 8 >.>
He might make it so that he serves until he dies. Check back in a decade
Come on everyone, let's help @XRedDragonessX get their fuck back in.
It's been handled! Thank ya though :)
doryaa
Like the Texans with the lady's Astros hat!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't think I should, I'm married.
BurtMaklinFBI
As a US military member, I understand the confusion; I was always told that the US Flag is flown higher than other national flags on (1/2)
No, that's correct. Paragraph (c) of the code. Ikea reference the international section. The guy was actually right.
American soil. I am sure I was not the only one and perhaps it is a common misconception or older rule.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84
The problem is all of you are the clowns. You embarrass us because you dont know that the Gentleman is correct.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - Subsection C
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Did you even read what you posted? It's on IKEA's right. Like... Jesus Christ dude, it's the first couple sentences.
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
i'm not saying your wrong, however it says " No person shall display the flag...." . So does the paragraph apply to a company or not.
Technically, in the U.S., A corporation is defined as a person. Its referencing that no harm, no foul if its wrong - act of god
If wind blew it down. Obviously there are things out of human control.
Yasharah
Every site says that the part that says nation flags should be on different poles and on the same height is the important paragraph.
I dont understand this; "Its referencing that no harm, no foul if its wrong - act of god"
No it's not. Do you only do talking points?
Loser37
.... no he isn't?
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - subsection C. Yes. He is.
Terminology
Fuck you're a moron. Read section G and get schooled by your own source.
djstatika
Read subsection g
Horsenippleking
Subsection g bud
But that section doesn't say the flag should be higher...
No person shall display the flag of the United Nations or any other national or international flag equal, above,
sansabina
best to avoid watching anything to do with your President for the next few years then
Badyams73
At least he isn’t bowing to every foreign leader like one of our past mistakes did...
DaniaAudax
Hey, people are being indicted. We may only have another year. However, if the VP takes his place, expect a religious war over oil.
Which 80% of us will be embarrassed about.
shankelstoff
Don't worry, we have those idiots in Sweden as well. It's not country specific <3
Therobpope
idk why, but this makes me feel a little better. JUST a little.
JHord1985
Yes, but ours are advanced. They've been forged by stupid, bred in it, specialized. They're the Cheetahs of stupidity. Fast to the be wrong.
Dokramuh
I've yet to meet a person like that here in Sweden, thankfully.
GuntherHunter15
But we'll figure out a way to v
Mephian
marsgoose
Instructions unclear, got moose stuck in the volvo.
tryall
That’s actually a pretty common road accident in Scandinavia.
tdstar
2016: 5874 moose collisions in Sweden. Deer are worse, 44629.
thefleshyone
Deer are not worse! No one probably died as a result of a deer collision...
Jocke
Moose are 380-700kg and absolutely massive. Deer are like 10-70kg and brittle as fuck. Deer arent worse.
Webel
Snacka om... jag råkade ut för nazist gänget vid gamla stan, absurt nog skrek de efter mig en massa svenska märken på jackor?!
Salmonthegreat
Va? Vem e å andra sidan förvånad, nassarna blev ju alla tappade när de var små...
"GÅS?! TURKBITCH; FJÄLLRÄVEN, HAGLÖFS, HOUDINI!!"
birkborkason
Haha svårtolkat!
Hahaha va?! Next level kommunikation :D
Verkligen störd marknadsföring
HingedCoyote
Where as in England you could take a shit in the flag and flush it and no one cares because its a piece of clothe.
pipicacaboudin
I'd like to see that my man. Could you do YouTube video?
tzap
Normally no one cares in Sweden either, but both countries have a nationalist minority who'd get a fit.
Exactly.
Doonesman
I'd care. Flags are not suitable for flushing and you could cause major sewerage issues. You should burn it instead.
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
The British tried to burn an EU flag. They couldn't because of EU fire safety standards.
LasseFin
You can't. According to EU regulations flags must be made of incombustible fabric. Sorry protestors.
But but ...
Gmayor61
IKEA is full of wrenches and utilities yet here you are being the biggest tool of them all.
TheBigPoo
Gonna take a while to put himself back together after that burn. Hope he reads the instructions.
RoxanneLaWin
Imagine being so violently American that you tried to fight Ikea?
VanhornsReckoning
Rekt by... SVÄRJE
SanKa13
Jesus what a moron
BradTobias
He's right
SanKa13
Obviously he isnt? Did you read the answer from ikea?
PunnyTiger
"Get your shit together. For your convenience we have included a hex wrench" ...Ikea.
therockknight1
PunnyTiger
I like this. +1 for you.
eromitlab
Damn dude, you just got told by a Swedish company on American law.
sharingiscaring2
If they can do anything it's follow instructions
zma123456
Ikea be like
toasteheh
His comment got flagged
cobrablood
bababababababababananaboo
I’m surprised IKEA put the answer together. I thought it was a diy kind of place.
pukimomalaki
Well, they knew they were talking to Americans
roguelampshades
IDK man .. flag burn by @Sofakingwhat was pretty good too. Upvoted both.
thrael
they gave instructions..
JeremyPeevin
They should've just posted pictures like they do in all of their instructions.
wanjo
They were planning to mail him the entire US Code in Swedish but they decided against it.
SuperiorPosterior
Why in Swedish? They know we're so dumb (in the US) we need vaguely homoerotic pictorial instructions to understand how things fit together.
ArediHaddenuf
Varenvel
SageSparrow
Good corporations will do extensive research into local laws, cultural sensibilities and policies when franchising.
HerrBisch
Would have been good if they'd said "In the spirit of DIY please look up the US flag code yourself and learn how wrong and bigoted you are."
shrimpquin
This needs to be top comment!
Alkuam
I would've expected some missing letters and some extras of others that were't used.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
They did do it themselves. The code was just the instructions.
SuperTacticalSandwich
There weren't any extra references or anything!
tomyironmane
I'm not. They can be very helpful to people who don't know how to properly assemble things like displays.
Bootsy81
Americans need to get their nationalism, sorry, patriotism, in check.
PhurbuMukpodom
Wrong!
nonCanadianGoose
This is why the Texas flag is the only state flag that can be flown at the same height as the US flag. It joined as its own nation
cunninglinguist85
wotemer
I'm more shocked that there are Flag Laws than by the dude not knowing them.
Unquote
Flags have a whole heap of rules, guidelines, special regulations on what they have to look like, how they should be shown etc.
Sauroctonus
Yeah, but they're not the sort of rules I would expect anyone to care about unless it's a high-profile political event.
Unquote
as a vexillologist, I'm offended. I care very much.
Sauroctonus
I thought vexillologists would be more interested in the designs than petty display rules.
Unquote
Anything is petty if you don't care about it.
TinnyOctopus
Or a football game, apparently.
PassionateIndifference
Idiots like this give us a bad name
BradTobias
No, you give us a bad name, because the guy is right.
Kusane
No, you give them bad name, because you are wrong, and I'm not even from USA.
BradTobias
You're wrong. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - Section C
PassionateIndifference
Are you ilterate? That section states no flag should be held in superiority in height. If you post a citeation, read it first.
BradTobias
So you're not from the U.S. but you specialize in U.S. Code for flags? - https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - subsection C.
Cedric3107
What about subsection g? The one quoted in the post? C even says to put the US flag higher unless another section in here states otherwise
Grenther
Subsection c is about flags in general, section g specifies the rules of flags of nations furthermore 1/2
Grenther
"International usage forbids the display of the flag of one nation above that of another nation in time of peace" which is also in there.2/2
EedDaPooPoo
America is at peace?
Mithi
Not with itself.
ThatOneGuy8610
With Sweden, yes
DarkUranium
That's exactly what the government wants you to think!
raidleadergutts
No, they're still bombing countries.
BreadyStinellis
We're still actively engaged in 2 wars and bombing a few others, yes.
jawscmouse
Sheldon would be proud
RetroJack
True - now I'm off to watch "Fun with flags (Episode 3487)"
Sauroctonus
Well we can't have that.
RudeRobby
Shit, now he’s done it. we have to declare war against the Netherlands!
Degarafarat
Considering that is a Swedish flag, it's height still won't be adjusted.
CurlySwede
Why the Netherlands ?
Racealistic
Wat the fuck hebben wij gedaan?
RecurringNightmare
maybe you parked your camping trailer in front of his window?
mattchops
Against who?
RudeRobby
Hq in Netherlands and manufacturing in Sweden, China and othe SE Asian countries. Looks WWIII
questionableanswers
hq is in netherlands for taxevasion, foundations that own it in luxembourg and liechtenstein. it's a swedish company for marketing
PunnyTiger
Peter pan is gonna be pissed. Tinkerbell will launch a pixiedust embargo.
EscalatorCongestion
Our American obsession with the flag has really gone beyond weird... (and sad)
Turner78
Miles?
creaothceann
Sonic?
JumpingBalogna
Rise of the planet of the flags. They're everywhere. Saw about 4 chevys with the flags. One harley davidson with it as well. In one trip.
METAAAAAAAAAL
Come to Denmark then, we'll show you flags.
Pacemaker
As far as I remembert there is just a swedish flag in front of IKEA stores in Germany, not even their own. Noone even cares about flags.
RecurringNightmare
i think it depends locally, some have up to three flags, swedish, german and the bundesland (all at the same height even)...
Sauroctonus
As far as I know, the closest IKEA I know in England is probably the only place for miles that has a British flag flying.
SarcasticComment
To be fair, Germany shows a level of discomfort with their own flag. Even their PM refuses to wave one on television.
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SarcasticComment
Germany has a lot to be proud of. They rebuilt a wonderful society post WW2, but these "offended" people would rather live in the past.
OphelianAshe
Yeah, I agree. Germany seems a great place to live atm
TestTickCoals
It's flown above state flags but not other countries' banners. We are all equal somewhat....
oceansapart
If they are on the same pole. Can be same height as the stare flag if they are on separate poles.
AnatolianTiger
“Somewhat”
Cats2cats
If you look carefully the pole (by way of finial) is usually just a wee bit taller than others. Especially when not grounded.
LeadByBadExample
Except gay people, black people, brown people, Muslim people, Sikh people, sick people, poor people, etc.
Schnerpenherp
... Socialists... Uh, I meant... Dirty rotten Communists
MerToo
female people, pregnant people, convicted people, suspected people, intellectual people, yellow people, reddish people, yiddish people...
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
people...
MerToo
well...not quite. Corporation are people too, and they're doing very nicely, thank you!
FEMAcampsarereal
We're all living in Amerika! Amerika! Is wonderbar! We're all living in Amerika! Amerika! Amerika!
TresusIbor
Looks like a typical comment on a conspiracy debunking video.
Ryukaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
LeadByBadExample
wunderbar*
FEMAcampsarereal
Coca cola! Wunderbra!
LeadByBadExample
Wonderbra*
Mithi
I'll always wonder if American Rammstein-Fans know that the text is sarcasm, not an actual praise of the USA.
Unquote
If you don't get that from the line: Coca-cola, sometimes war, you are seriously stupid.
FEMAcampsarereal
I think we both know the answer to that.
WinnieSlays
$5 says that dude owns at least 2 articles of American Flag clothing, has a beer cozy with a Flag on it, an a gun case with an eagle/Flag
Op19
And an actual flag nailed to his tree
rainballs
Lives in the Midwest
Chrisboy
*South. Not nearly as many people like this in the midwest as the south
WinnieSlays
Exception is Missouri. Missouri is basically the South.
FairyFae
Wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a confederate flag.
WinnieSlays
In Missouri It'd be in addition to.. As I said, it's pretty much the south here.
glovelyday
US flag should, however, always be flown higher & be larger than a state flag, except of course if you're a fucking car dealership in Texas
cyno01
As a non-Texan, i feel like Texas should probably get a pass on flying their flag as you would the flag of another nation at least. They +
cyno01
were sovereign before they were a state, but flying it any larger or higher than the US flag is for sure a dick move.
Unquote
If you are a traitor to your nation, leave. Texas is American. Deal with it or get out.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Texas was Americans who wanted away from America fought Mexico to do that, then decided "okay maybe America is pretty decent" then they 1/2
MidiArbite
That's not really what happened at all.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Decided "oh what you don't like us forcing you free states to participate in slavery? Fine we will leave again." and then they got fucked2/3
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
I think Texas has earned the right to say that they suck at being American and not being American. 3/3
Thneitis
The US flag should be on the right too, which it is
black3beard
Do you know your left from your right? The flag is to be on its own right and it is clearly to the far left.
DidItForScience
It is at its own right. Because it is facing outward from the building. It is being displayed to the people approaching the property.
Thneitis
From the building it’s the right
BlasserDuennerJunge
Jesus... that nationalism of Muricans is really growing in the wrong way.
BradTobias
It law. Has been for many years.
Nietsallinav
What? Flag Code? It hasn't* been law for many years. Only the Government/Military has to follow it.
BlasserDuennerJunge
It's about the mindset. Other countries teach their children to be good people. USA teaches their children to be good Americans.
BradTobias
The United States is the largest global humanitarian aid force on the planet. It is our military's second duty. Good Amer. = Good person
BlasserDuennerJunge
Haha wow, you must be really indocrinated. Nice.
Grenther
Yeah just look at the pledge of allegiance they're forced to do. If I didn't know better I think that'd be some dictatorship/fascist thing.
Nietsallinav
Nobody can actually force students to do the pledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_State_Board_of_Education_v._Barnette
DarkUranium
Yes and no. You can still indoctrinate without forcing. And it's still forced in terms of social pressure.
rainballs
I've never been forced. I'll stand but I think it's stupid to say 5/7 days of the week so I say nothing. I've napped through it too.
SergiousMaximus
"Do you have a flag?"- Eddie Izzard
PhurbuMukpodom
Eddie
JayPapy
First time I've seen Eddie 'Iz-Og Man' Izzard quoted on here. Had to go and upvote some of your other stuff to show my appreciation!
GregForse
No flag no country you can't have one. That's the rules... that I've just made up... and I'm backing it up with this gun
YouCantSeeButImGivingYouTheFinger
^ Thank you for being here.
sciencebasedlifeform
gumblemuntz
"Dash clever of you!"
KaJuN
I'm covered in bees!
ChloeRed
I'm safe from the bees, I'm driving my Lamborghini.. in my mind.
pfsar
"I will have the penne arrabiata."
SereniteeF
I<3you lol
xtraa
Amazing guy. Saw him in Hamburg, he does his show in seven languages and ran a marathon after a few weeks of training and no sports before.
1234canIhavealittlemore
So you have to know seven languages to be able to watch his show? Darn it, I only know two...
xtraa
He has a 10 minute french part in his show that I could not really understand, but anyhow it was funny, too.
CardboardEmpress
Which is funny, because I did, and my French is awful! Pas de cheval, beaucoup de glue!
xtraa
He can do the whole show in English, French, German and I forgot about the rest. But even as a German I found it most fun in English.
shadowdasher210
No? Then you're not a real country. You can't have a country if you don't have a flag.
captain4Skn
And a beer
NachosFlandersStyle
Pas de drapeau, pas de pays.
NegimaSensei
Those are the rules... that I just made up.
TallGuyWithAHoodie
And I'm backing them up with this gun.
HappyDog271
But there are 500 million of us living here!
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
I had the same misconception as that guy. Learned in USMC of all places.
BradTobias
USMC was correct. Thank you for serving.
speat26WX
I think it applies to state and other not-national flags...
Nophere
The guy was correct per subpoint (c) of the code. Ikea is referencing the internation usage in subpoint (f)
fistermatic5000
The national flag is flown higher than state flags.
worldsokayestspeler
Yeah i think its only state flags(except texas) that have to be below the us flag
Thneitis
All us flags pretty much should. I.e. sports teams, university flags, club flags
Asamel
Texas can fly at the same height because it is the only state that was an independent country at one point.
Demauscian
So was California, Hawaii and Vermont.
MidiArbite
But the Texan annexation was drafted via negotiation that probably specified. Others didn't bother or have a choice.
razetherunner
(because Texas is another country just playing along with being a state to avoid another civil war.)
LurkyMcLurker
Quick trivia, what are the only two flags that can fly above the US flag?
LesLesVegetables
That is actually really interesting.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
I can not find this answer, you must enlighten me plz!
MasterPrime
Any of them. The flag code was only law from 1942 to 1990. It's now just a set of advisory rules because First Amendment.
MidiArbite
I believe it still applies in the military.
Paidadvertisement
Well don’t leave us all hanging
ClimbingMonkey
UN flag at NY HQ and church flag on a ship while church services performed by naval chaplains while at sea. I'm fun at parties...
Mydogismybestman
barf1189
there be church flags?
LurkyMcLurker
Without googling I thought it was the Vatican flag.
Demauscian
The Vatican is just another country, so it's flag should be level.
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
So what do you do about a Vatican chaplain liason on a US vessel performing Mass?
Quindeckim
No flag our flag flies higher than any other flag, we have on the moon which is higher than any other flag!
whitepolarbear
the texas and texas flag?
tourettesguy54
Just looked it up, that's..... Interesting.
PassiveAggressiveHotdogVendor
Please tell
r2d2
Juicytoast
Yea I learned it in boy scout. Also saw a post about how a school banned the wearing of clothing that has the flag on it, people were...
DidItForScience
Hey I learned it in Boy Scouts too!
MoooCow
Hopefully they taught you right. The code is talking about the actual flag, not depictions.
Juicytoast
Upset about it. I linked them to the exact US Flag Code that prohibits the usage of the flag as clothing or drapery.
XxcelticwarriorxX
What about all the flags on clothing at Walmart? Just curious
cyno01
Usage of the flag AS clothing, not ON clothing. Dont take an actual flag and use it as a poncho.
NemoBarbarossa
Except you just won an Olympic medal?
MasterPrime
That only applies to an actual flag. Not flag colored clothes. Those would violate the commercial use clause.
SarcasticComment
The use of an actual flag is defended by the First Amendment as free expression. The code is nothing more than civil guidelines.
MasterPrime
Yes. But that wasn't the context.
SabatonXX
It prohibits using an ACTUAL US flag as clothing or drapery. Depictions of the flag are ok.
pugs911
What would Americans wear if depictions were prohibited? Do clothes like that exist down there?
VaderFan2187
Wait wait wait. Does this mean Tomi Lahren's costume is ok but Keith Olbermann's book cover is not?
MidiArbite
Yes, though civilians can't be constitutionally bound to the US Flag code.
SarcasticComment
The use of an actual flag is defended by the First Amendment as free expression. The code is nothing more than civil guidelines.
Gayforbae
What's the difference?
Wolvenlight
Unless you're in D.C. and/or doing so for commercial purposes. (Probably 'and,' not 'or,' which makes it one of the weirdest caveats).
thatfatguy3006
Question. If a American flag is all you have to shield your self from weather is it okay to use then?
MidiArbite
Are you in the US military? If not it is unconstitutional to apply the Flag Code to you as a civilian.
RogueBullet
No, you shield the flag.
vowofloudness
At that point, do you really give a shit what the flag code says?
DidItForScience
Flag code isn't even law. It's a set of guidelines.
JayEnfield
You bought it, it's YOUR flag, do whatever the fuck you want with it.
BigTittyGothKitty
As an American...People like that person embarrass the fuck out of me.
Evergrey
"RESPECT THE FLAG!" -dude in flag boxer shorts.
kmikl
[Internal screaming commences]
OlanDyurai
As a human who respects culture but wants peace and ancient territory wars to subside, Nationalism embarrasses the fuck out of me.
Evergrey
Agreed.
whitter86
They're close.... Its the state flags that can't be flown the same height.
lysani
Majority of people don't even know what the flag code is, and the ones that do tend to mix most of it up.
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
I'm from Italy, the country is full of idiots as well. Dont worry man.
GreeneyedDevil013
Same here...probably doesn't know the difference between veterans day and memorial day either. 1/2
GreeneyedDevil013
And he does at least know of the rule...but it only applies within the U.S. with state flags
kmikl
So he doesn't know the *RULE* he has an idea of it that's wrong on 2 crucial points: 1 applies to state flags, and 2, it's a code, not law.
GreeneyedDevil013
Admittedly I didn't know it was code not law...kinda wondering if having a light on it is law or cod now too.
kmikl
Code... everything having to do with display/use etc. is code.
dhulqarnayn
TBHI know what the Flag Code is and I actually thought that the comment was correct: but it's actually for lesser entities like the states
fredbloxx
what, more than the tantrum in the whitehouse?
Herecomesjohnny
Why isnt our flag higher than the others!?!?!
Mymumsaysno
Don't worry about it. We've got those idiots everywhere!
Habbadax
99% of the flag worship they take part in is actually against the flag code. Basically, they're the ones disrespecting the flag
Habbadax
They're kinda the same sort of fuckwit who screeches 'SUPPORT OUR TROOPS' but wouldn't piss on an actual homeless vet if they were on fire
FlappyButtholes
Nationalism is good.
IZ42
No
FlappyButtholes
Nationalism is good. Patriotism is good too.
IZ42
Patriotism is fine. Nationalism is responsible for the most vile governments on earth.
FlappyButtholes
You misunderstand what I meant then. The definition of nationalism is patriotic feeling, principles, or efforts. I never once said radical-
generousmon
This is the exact I was looking for, good on you. Be more like this person
Cerinna
Thanks. You're a good person.
eiebe
Actually in his defense I thought that was protocol as well. Learn new shit everyday right.
Nophere
It is. Section (c) of the code. Ikea referenced the international section incorrectly.
eiebe
Nice
PippyStrelly
We have so many in Britain we're risking financial security leaving the EU
rainballs
So that's where we get it from?
Nophere
But he was actually right. Section (c) states that within the US no flag can be flown at equal height to the US flag. (g) is international
00LimaRomeo
Ditto Australia.
Bootohfoostoe
Yeah I agree that person at IKEA is a real embarrassment.
johnfromnorway
Good
Cal1te
Isn't it state flags which are supposed to be flown below the country flag?
MiracleWhoop
Also americans like when you pwn idiots publicly on social media +1
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
BORN IN THE USA WWWOOOOOOOTTTTT MERICAAAA
mrweekend
I’m not sure why American flags fly outside of those types of places to begin with
selkieselk
i'm from the UK, we have them here too, you'e not alone :) i have cringed frequently when i was abroad >.<
ThePyroTech11
Don't we all
IronRod
It's especially cringe worthy when they fly the Union flag upside down. It's usually the most "loyal" subjects that do this too.
VonBrandhaus
Isn't that a Mayday signal?
IronRod
I think so. It's also the signal of "I'm an idiot", especially when the flag is flying upside down on a lamp post in Belfast.
thisnameistaken
I drive thru a loyalist village to work. In July i counted 36 flags 24 of which where upside down.
Seanthombbomb
You must get embarrassed quite a lot given the percentage in your country that voted for trump..
rainballs
We don't choose the president based off popular votes. We use an outdated and stupid system of electoral votes. Majority may or may not win.
squintish
It was about 26% of the population. Still an embarrassingly large minority though.
warp10
What's ironic is that nationalists always have similar behaviours and arguments, regardless of nationality.
Pulsar1975
Every country has that amount of idiots I guess.. some countries seem to have an higher % though.
Krakencrotch
Maybe the same ratio, but def not the same amount
Redisia
Culture also decided a lot, do you promote free thought, over zealous nationalism, teach a lot of world history. Education counter idiots.
Grylen
Usually they just have louder idiots.
kmikl
Some just have louder ones though...
Vaerlin
As American, I can tell you we are all taught that America is the greatest country in the USA! Also kneeling to the flag is disrespectful.
Vaerlin
And football is a game where you almost never use your feet. It's played not with a ball, but an egg-shaped inflated pig carcass instead.
Vaerlin
I was being sarcastic. America isn't a country, the USA is. Kneeling is a sign of respect generally. And "Americans" forget these things.
LoveBigD
Isn’t being American embarrassing enough?
BigTittyGothKitty
No. I love my country, but hate those that run it. Make sense? As people have said, idiots reside everywhere.
jbilly90
No
Sage042000
Currently? Kind of. Check back in 4 years.
Readicti
We like to make sure our mistakes stick.... check back in 8 >.>
rainballs
He might make it so that he serves until he dies. Check back in a decade
Alkuam
Come on everyone, let's help @XRedDragonessX get their fuck back in.
BigTittyGothKitty
It's been handled! Thank ya though :)
doryaa
Like the Texans with the lady's Astros hat!
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't think I should, I'm married.
BurtMaklinFBI
As a US military member, I understand the confusion; I was always told that the US Flag is flown higher than other national flags on (1/2)
Nophere
No, that's correct. Paragraph (c) of the code. Ikea reference the international section. The guy was actually right.
BurtMaklinFBI
American soil. I am sure I was not the only one and perhaps it is a common misconception or older rule.
BurtMaklinFBI
Anyway, here's Wonderwall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84
BradTobias
The problem is all of you are the clowns. You embarrass us because you dont know that the Gentleman is correct.
BradTobias
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - Subsection C
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Did you even read what you posted? It's on IKEA's right. Like... Jesus Christ dude, it's the first couple sentences.
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
i'm not saying your wrong, however it says " No person shall display the flag...." . So does the paragraph apply to a company or not.
BradTobias
Technically, in the U.S., A corporation is defined as a person. Its referencing that no harm, no foul if its wrong - act of god
BradTobias
If wind blew it down. Obviously there are things out of human control.
Yasharah
Every site says that the part that says nation flags should be on different poles and on the same height is the important paragraph.
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
I dont understand this; "Its referencing that no harm, no foul if its wrong - act of god"
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
No it's not. Do you only do talking points?
Loser37
.... no he isn't?
BradTobias
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/7 - subsection C. Yes. He is.
Terminology
Fuck you're a moron. Read section G and get schooled by your own source.
djstatika
Read subsection g
Horsenippleking
Subsection g bud
Yasharah
But that section doesn't say the flag should be higher...
BradTobias
No person shall display the flag of the United Nations or any other national or international flag equal, above,
sansabina
best to avoid watching anything to do with your President for the next few years then
Badyams73
At least he isn’t bowing to every foreign leader like one of our past mistakes did...
DaniaAudax
Hey, people are being indicted. We may only have another year. However, if the VP takes his place, expect a religious war over oil.
DaniaAudax
Which 80% of us will be embarrassed about.
shankelstoff
Don't worry, we have those idiots in Sweden as well. It's not country specific <3
Therobpope
idk why, but this makes me feel a little better. JUST a little.
JHord1985
Yes, but ours are advanced. They've been forged by stupid, bred in it, specialized. They're the Cheetahs of stupidity. Fast to the be wrong.
Dokramuh
I've yet to meet a person like that here in Sweden, thankfully.
GuntherHunter15
But we'll figure out a way to
v
Mephian
marsgoose
Instructions unclear, got moose stuck in the volvo.
tryall
That’s actually a pretty common road accident in Scandinavia.
tdstar
2016: 5874 moose collisions in Sweden. Deer are worse, 44629.
thefleshyone
Deer are not worse! No one probably died as a result of a deer collision...
Jocke
Moose are 380-700kg and absolutely massive. Deer are like 10-70kg and brittle as fuck. Deer arent worse.
Webel
Snacka om... jag råkade ut för nazist gänget vid gamla stan, absurt nog skrek de efter mig en massa svenska märken på jackor?!
Salmonthegreat
Va? Vem e å andra sidan förvånad, nassarna blev ju alla tappade när de var små...
Webel
"GÅS?! TURKBITCH; FJÄLLRÄVEN, HAGLÖFS, HOUDINI!!"
birkborkason
Haha svårtolkat!
shankelstoff
Hahaha va?! Next level kommunikation :D
Webel
Verkligen störd marknadsföring
HingedCoyote
Where as in England you could take a shit in the flag and flush it and no one cares because its a piece of clothe.
pipicacaboudin
I'd like to see that my man. Could you do YouTube video?
tzap
Normally no one cares in Sweden either, but both countries have a nationalist minority who'd get a fit.
shankelstoff
Exactly.
Doonesman
I'd care. Flags are not suitable for flushing and you could cause major sewerage issues. You should burn it instead.
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
The British tried to burn an EU flag. They couldn't because of EU fire safety standards.
LasseFin
You can't. According to EU regulations flags must be made of incombustible fabric. Sorry protestors.
DarkUranium
But but ...