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Jan 21, 2021 4:26 PM
MurderSheCroaked
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WoodORama
Omelette du Fauxmage!
ProcrastinationWillHaveToWait
First one should have said "I am coming soon, -Not so much Virgin Mary. I AM COMING, -Jesus's dad"
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
#1 jesus...
OverMyDadBody
#15 Okra, nature's lube
CVStp
you get dos leches at best
snoogns
As far as fake soy products go I'd actually put soyrizo at the top for best tasting
LaughingSeraphim
#47 riveting.
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
#20 soyrizo is the best in a lot of recipes that don't need chunky chorizo
FeminineBeeOnslaught
#8
true7911
Happy cake day!
LaughingSeraphim
#47 riveting.
TheLocalVampire
#11 girl go get your own socks, dang. She probably steals his french fries too. smh
Harryteeters
I really enjoyed this dump... until I read "Pizzarrhea."
ConchoidalFracture
Howareyounow
#5 the first time going to Sam's club after they removed the boxes from the front.
sabathedog
#17 living in Phoenix and going outside
UnhelpfulAnswers
#1
scapecount0
#15 man Jojo's got weird
KonaDarbles
I got my comment removed for saying it looked like jojo pouring peppers into nicole kidmans pants
LaughingSeraphim
#13 who are they casting for them in the 2022 remakes?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
#12 It’s because mice carry Black Plague, you may think this was a long time ago but elephants never forget
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
#5 - I always put my groceries on the right side of the trunk for this reason. Definitely take the left turns faster than the right
indecisivemelonhead
#34 no it isn't
TicoGuy
Its a brand name
indecisivemelonhead
Ah, thank you for clarifying that.
suik
I thought tongue is made only of flesh and languages are the ones made of words
greentech
Soy chorizo is actually delicious
Rifneno
#16 Nice but I'm gonna go with this guy for Elon Musk: https://horizon.fandom.com/wiki/Ted_Faro
amcconnell92
#1 Fuck yeah, spread the good news!
QWERTY1219
Fuck yea s p r e a d i t
notinitforthepoints
Is that the source for the first photo?
amcconnell92
Pretty sure that's her
CosmicFucks
You know good and well that’s her
amcconnell92
Dinos91
#22 wasn't the first Avengers movie both?
LtColThorin
WoopDeFrickenDoo
is it a make good thing happen or a stop bad thing happen movie
TCGreen
Also the last one.
TurtIeproof
What? Of course not, that was real life:
Jabzul
Retrieving the orb was the key to closing the gate, and at the end the orb was taken away, so I feel like gate is more fitting this time
Jabzul
But the next movie was more "Stop the Ritual" than Retrieve the Orb or Close the Gate
Dinos91
It was retrieve the orb, then it was close the gate, then back to orb
ColonelColon
Stop the Ritual is a well known variant of Close the Gate
Jabzul
All Stop the Rituals are Close the Gates, but not all Close the Gates are Stop the Rituals
Irishda
It always has to be blue too
iDrinkDrano
Blue orb means it's the good orb.
H4K1R4
Except when it's red.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Or yellow.
SecondTomorrow
Or purple