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Very cute
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Upvote to spread the information. Don't let the koalas get away with this!
Jul 27, 2020 3:08 PM
charlFoodModel
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Very cute
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Upvote to spread the information. Don't let the koalas get away with this!
yeahyeahyeahwhatevs
Koalitee facts there mate
pseudopseudonym
Like I always say when I see this post, evolution isn't trying to advance anything. It's trying to find a hole to rest in.
mymiddlenuthurts
Koalas in the rain, no fucks given.
LurkerOfDarkness
They score really high on the cuteness scale in the eyes of homo sapiens sapiens, that's a good insurance for a species.
DeoxysHeadingForTheWorld
Koalas are proof that evolution is not progressive.
FeloniousMonk13
My wife left me for a koala. Took the kids, too. I'm not mad tho.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
damn..someone goin off on koalas.
UncleScrapIron
jmacg
I didn’t notice before, but the hands are wrong. Koalas have two thumbs per hand.
Ucanthankmel8r
LooseyGooseyBrett
Good old Simpsons.
AnApologeticCanadian
"This is fine" - Koala Probably
twitch760
spict
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8
blzrdphoto
Came here to post this
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
They sleep for 80% of their life and when awake eat, shit and scream.... TIL I'm a koala
69thStPepper
Once you've seen a wet koala, you no longer think they're cute. Slick down the fluff and they're just claws and hate
peterhjames
Just googled both and now I deeply regret it. that’s a horror movie creature if there ever was one
MantisTobogganPilotMD
that's any furry mammal i think
69thStPepper
Have you ever seen an otter?
MantisTobogganPilotMD
I guess i was just thinking of furry mammals that have been shaved, like bears/rabbits, not just "slicked down."
69thStPepper
Oh yeah, shaved rabbits are terrifying looking, but soggy bunnies are adorable. I'm definitely with you on the shaved thing
PrinceAsh1taka
Koalas are cool. Just because they ain't smart don't make em bad.
Neinas
Koalas are not capable of killing planets. Humans have so big brain that they need extra energy to half digest their food outside of body
Neinas
Humans have the most dangerous and painful labor because their babies oversized brains
PrinceAsh1taka
Big heads don't equal big brains. There's a lot of stupid people out there. Our species invented AND eat Tide Pods for hells sake.
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
LocalZoophile
noooooooo
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Given your username, I thought you’d be more into this.
LocalZoophile
That's exactly it! I'm the target of this sexually charged koala's advances, and IT IS TEMPTING, but chlamydia...
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
Well in that case...
LocalZoophile
Lol, ok, but she's not furry or got a knot or barbs or a corkscrew dick or multibreasts or a snoot to boop or anything! Where's the turn-on?
1mshadowbanned
koala steals your girl
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RhinoNaut
I'm starting to think that Australia is completely incapable of supporting mammalian life lest it be retarded.
pazuzu
'Straya's made for deadly things, but they've got invasive rabbits, camels, cats, foxes, pigs, etc.
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TheFastpaws
Britain loved to bring awful shit over.
Chichnex
Actually, the fact Australia is an isolated island causes a less fierce competition between species, explaining why you find 1/2
Chichnex
animals there that would have been extinct millions of years ago on any other continent 2/2
AbelardSnazz
The Lesser Spotted Hoon, the Great Crested Bogan ... too many to mention
DoctorChronic
powens1492
Now I need to toss out my kids favorite stuffed animal.
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Koalaty post @op
NPaine
LuffyDmonkey1
It's a koala ruuuun!!!!
EnlightenmentSatori
What are the blue marks at the bottom?
PaperStSoapCompany
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Upvote for your username.
IJokeALot
Damn I thought you was joking
bedframe
Doug no!
salikarn
Yup, just looked up koala feet. Terrifying checks out.
seanfourtwo0
Aren't Koalas stoned out of their gourd from all that Eucalyptus? I heard that stuff got them high
AbelardSnazz
someone told me it was the origin of the phrase "I was out of my tree", dunno if that's true or just a retcon
dinosaurakadinosaur
Eucalize legaliptus man
AstralDebris
MRW Koalas
rcderp
Anti-maskers are going to give Koalas a run for their money.
SephirothVII
One of the smallest brain to body ratio, second to Trump.
bigboneded
CrashX23
Adamarket
https://imgur.com/8GAsDw0
Adamarket
Don't get 'em wet.
charlFoodModel
I still can't get over the facts I've learned about mallards dicks...
znayesh
Can you do Canadav Geese next?
strugglesnuggler
There's plenty of other dicks in the sea.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
HolyCowDoNotEat
Oh, the knowledge of their horrific corkscrew penises and their horrendous raping disturbs you? Huh.
PotatOSLament
Don’t forget the barbs to scrub away competing sperm.
Camadillo
The WHAT
nogodnononopleaseno
I had the same problem learning a bit more about dolphins :/
PotatOSLament
Brings a new dimension to the “would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized Duck?” Debate, doesn’t it?
NoOddJob
Seen my first duck rape a few months ago and it looked like it was getting ready to open a bottle of wine.
trapdoorogre
I told you that in confidence!
AlltheSarcasm87
I blame Zefrank1 on YouTube, his videos taught me things I'd gladly unlearn... but I still recommend them.
wolfmann777
Also, don’t watch the first episode of Black a Mirror. You can’t unlearn that either.
DonutThief
Ze always talks about the penis.
thelocalcorner
Kinda screws with ya huh?
MandoMan515
Put a cork in it
thelocalcorner
Gotta give it a good twist to fate mate!
roguishdrummer
charlFoodModel
Sorry, my first time posting. ?
omnipotentpasta
Oh good, then maybe you know the answer?
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TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
You ever see a duck boner
omnipotentpasta
I’m not some fowl pervert. Never tried to seduce a duck... so no I’ve never seen a duck boner lol
indecisivemelonhead
Yes, yes it does.
YouAreMyLuckyStar
Clearly the author of this post was abused by a Koala at some point.
mtflyer05
I believe you're referring to their close cousin, the "Drop Bear"
themysteriouszee
Definitely the victim of a drop bear attack.
AlwaysSiloeTen
Probably got an STD from a koala
putcleverusernamehere
Probably *gave* an STD to the koalas
Celtoloco
His rant is epic. I rather respect his level of insanity
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
koalas shot my dog, raped my cousin and burned down my moonbase.
attofreak
Tbf, koalas are kinda dicks. So what, if you're just hanging out with some female koalas, making them gurgle-chuckle, leaves in mouth. She>
attofreak
smiled at me first, bro. Is what I am guessing someone might say.
MethodicalMe
He doesn't want to talk about it...
Cat2BKittenMe
Clearly.
SnarlyTangles
Almost too much denial...know what I mean?
notifl1
It's probably Gladys Berejiklian.
TheFunGuyinOz
Note the emotional emphasis on the rape section. It may be a clue.....
repliessnarkily
Had bio prof that used to say Koalas were primed for extinction based on their diet. Not wrong.
Hobbes777
...and all this while living in bloody Australia? I swear, isn’t every other animal over there trying to murder you?
MissSpelledTattoo
fiddlewheelx
The same about the Panda.
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
I'm honestly surprised they've lasted as long as they have.
Ryebread91
Which why should we bother saving them? If our goal is to affect the planet as little as possible shouldn't we let them go extinct?
alcaray
If we destroy their habitat then it isn't called "letting" them go extinct.
ViniOlor
Correct, it is more akin to euthanasia.
ChainmailleAddict
How about they STOP eating those worthless leaves then JANET
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
From the post having a habitat doesn't seem to improve matters much
alcaray
They've been around for at least hundreds of thousands of years (I admit to knowing nothing about their fossil record).
Dinos91
At least pandas cycle which part of the bamboo they eat throughout the year for a high protein diet. Koalas just munch bad leaves 24/7
dylanamanhouilhan
Pandas are just lazy and bamboo is everywhere. They do not have to live off it
humanoidtyphoon
Pandas will also eat meat
Bioman998
Yeah, they might seem dumb but they aren't worth fucking with
BigSwingingDPS
The only reason they're even going extinct is party due to cities in between bamboo forests, And those spawn more and then the whole forest-
BigSwingingDPS
DIES so the baby bamboo can grow. So they used to move to a new forest. Now they can't. If I recall correctly.