Koala facts

Jul 27, 2020 3:08 PM

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Very cute

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Upvote to spread the information. Don't let the koalas get away with this!

Koalitee facts there mate

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Like I always say when I see this post, evolution isn't trying to advance anything. It's trying to find a hole to rest in.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koalas in the rain, no fucks given.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They score really high on the cuteness scale in the eyes of homo sapiens sapiens, that's a good insurance for a species.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koalas are proof that evolution is not progressive.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My wife left me for a koala. Took the kids, too. I'm not mad tho.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damn..someone goin off on koalas.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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I didn’t notice before, but the hands are wrong. Koalas have two thumbs per hand.

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Good old Simpsons.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"This is fine" - Koala Probably

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to post this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sleep for 80% of their life and when awake eat, shit and scream.... TIL I'm a koala

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once you've seen a wet koala, you no longer think they're cute. Slick down the fluff and they're just claws and hate

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Just googled both and now I deeply regret it. that’s a horror movie creature if there ever was one

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's any furry mammal i think

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have you ever seen an otter?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess i was just thinking of furry mammals that have been shaved, like bears/rabbits, not just "slicked down."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, shaved rabbits are terrifying looking, but soggy bunnies are adorable. I'm definitely with you on the shaved thing

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koalas are cool. Just because they ain't smart don't make em bad.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Koalas are not capable of killing planets. Humans have so big brain that they need extra energy to half digest their food outside of body

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Humans have the most dangerous and painful labor because their babies oversized brains

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big heads don't equal big brains. There's a lot of stupid people out there. Our species invented AND eat Tide Pods for hells sake.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

noooooooo

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Given your username, I thought you’d be more into this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly it! I'm the target of this sexually charged koala's advances, and IT IS TEMPTING, but chlamydia...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well in that case...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, ok, but she's not furry or got a knot or barbs or a corkscrew dick or multibreasts or a snoot to boop or anything! Where's the turn-on?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

koala steals your girl v

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to think that Australia is completely incapable of supporting mammalian life lest it be retarded.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

'Straya's made for deadly things, but they've got invasive rabbits, camels, cats, foxes, pigs, etc. v

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Britain loved to bring awful shit over.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, the fact Australia is an isolated island causes a less fierce competition between species, explaining why you find 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

animals there that would have been extinct millions of years ago on any other continent 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Lesser Spotted Hoon, the Great Crested Bogan ... too many to mention

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Now I need to toss out my kids favorite stuffed animal.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Koalaty post @op

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6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's a koala ruuuun!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the blue marks at the bottom?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

Upvote for your username.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn I thought you was joking

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doug no!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup, just looked up koala feet. Terrifying checks out.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aren't Koalas stoned out of their gourd from all that Eucalyptus? I heard that stuff got them high

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

someone told me it was the origin of the phrase "I was out of my tree", dunno if that's true or just a retcon

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eucalize legaliptus man

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

MRW Koalas

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anti-maskers are going to give Koalas a run for their money.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the smallest brain to body ratio, second to Trump.

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https://imgur.com/8GAsDw0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't get 'em wet.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still can't get over the facts I've learned about mallards dicks...

6 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 9

Can you do Canadav Geese next?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's plenty of other dicks in the sea.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, the knowledge of their horrific corkscrew penises and their horrendous raping disturbs you? Huh.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the barbs to scrub away competing sperm.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The WHAT

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the same problem learning a bit more about dolphins :/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brings a new dimension to the “would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized Duck?” Debate, doesn’t it?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seen my first duck rape a few months ago and it looked like it was getting ready to open a bottle of wine.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I told you that in confidence!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I blame Zefrank1 on YouTube, his videos taught me things I'd gladly unlearn... but I still recommend them.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Also, don’t watch the first episode of Black a Mirror. You can’t unlearn that either.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ze always talks about the penis.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinda screws with ya huh?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Put a cork in it

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotta give it a good twist to fate mate!

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Sorry, my first time posting. ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh good, then maybe you know the answer? v

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

You ever see a duck boner

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m not some fowl pervert. Never tried to seduce a duck... so no I’ve never seen a duck boner lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes it does.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Clearly the author of this post was abused by a Koala at some point.

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I believe you're referring to their close cousin, the "Drop Bear"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely the victim of a drop bear attack.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Probably got an STD from a koala

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Probably *gave* an STD to the koalas

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His rant is epic. I rather respect his level of insanity

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

koalas shot my dog, raped my cousin and burned down my moonbase.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Tbf, koalas are kinda dicks. So what, if you're just hanging out with some female koalas, making them gurgle-chuckle, leaves in mouth. She>

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

smiled at me first, bro. Is what I am guessing someone might say.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He doesn't want to talk about it...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost too much denial...know what I mean?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably Gladys Berejiklian.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Note the emotional emphasis on the rape section. It may be a clue.....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had bio prof that used to say Koalas were primed for extinction based on their diet. Not wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 484 Dislikes 2

...and all this while living in bloody Australia? I swear, isn’t every other animal over there trying to murder you?

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The same about the Panda.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly surprised they've lasted as long as they have.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which why should we bother saving them? If our goal is to affect the planet as little as possible shouldn't we let them go extinct?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

If we destroy their habitat then it isn't called "letting" them go extinct.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Correct, it is more akin to euthanasia.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How about they STOP eating those worthless leaves then JANET

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the post having a habitat doesn't seem to improve matters much

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They've been around for at least hundreds of thousands of years (I admit to knowing nothing about their fossil record).

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least pandas cycle which part of the bamboo they eat throughout the year for a high protein diet. Koalas just munch bad leaves 24/7

6 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Pandas are just lazy and bamboo is everywhere. They do not have to live off it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pandas will also eat meat

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they might seem dumb but they aren't worth fucking with

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The only reason they're even going extinct is party due to cities in between bamboo forests, And those spawn more and then the whole forest-

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DIES so the baby bamboo can grow. So they used to move to a new forest. Now they can't. If I recall correctly.

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