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Apr 26, 2018 7:06 PM
Gladius82
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donveeto36
TheLethargarians
Real life Roller Girl
IHaveToPeePee
Oh Yeah nipples
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FromTheShadow
How many boys do you think she inspired to learn to skate just for the chance to hold her hand?
Chainhealer
3.
AntiCircleJerker
I wonder how many accounts OP has.
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numnumz
Chill out we still have Rollerblades and racism
NoGreaterTaleOfDoh
Then came AIDS.
TrumpSucksPenceOff
and worse, greed is good.
Magnivore
What the heck happened in that title?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
A temporal paradox.
brownsugarbaba
Nah I'm good being a black man was still pretty bad back then
HeRulesWithARubberFist
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
And fuck your mother and be your own dad?
TrumpSucksPenceOff
Im already my own dad. There was a dramatic monolouge where I cut off my own hand.
TrumpSucksPenceOff
I thought id rule the 70s together but it was the dark side.
maxkedder
I was there in the70's. Great times, flared trousers and skateboards. Fuck yeah
Matteo1971
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ok.. everything is perfect but.. who the hell is that princess..?!?
Gladius82
This is her now.
Matteo1971
I did’t figure out the years passing by..
inzane
The jail time might be worth it
bundy102410
He going to lose an eye.
vikingvampireangel
Ah. When aids was just starting to spread and nobody was getting tested. A beautiful time
CrocodileDunphy
Wrong decade.
ourari
HIV reached the Americas in 1966, first (retroactively) confirmed case in the U.S. was 1968.
nameisunavailable
docbrown1955
Scott Great!!!
SargeIsSarge
"Come on Marty, we need to go back to the 1970's" - Just guessing, cause fucking hell.
Gladius82
TrumpSucksPenceOff
Mcfly talking to Doc?
SargeIsSarge
Ha! We have a winner!
TrumpSucksPenceOff
Come is just a poorly named love interest in the movie they are in now.
TrumpSucksPenceOff
It.... may not be the skating thats making those boys happy.
asmallcat
Where she still wouldn't talk to you.
Gladius82
BorkLocutus
Where pubic hair was widely accepted? Yes.
Vatafeo
Do guys who like a wild bush also go down on their girl? cause that is my biggest turnoff of the bush
Pigdogcow
No, only the mischievous bush lovers and below go down.
battlepants
Full. Metal. Bush.
123angelsandairwaves123
I prefer the term hairy-scary
thetastiestpastry
Furry beaver!
danishjuggler21
It’s making a big comeback. At least from my experience lately
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FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
With pubic lice and everything. The whole package
PipeandSlippers
At the very least I prefer to set my plane down on a landing strip, not crash into a full-fledged forest
chrishallett83
Girls would still hate you in the 70s too, bud.
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chrishallett83
The truth, she hurts!
jpatterson45
Yeah but I suspect she is ‘au naturale’ under those Dolphin shorts
CharlesMcCoy
If you care you don’t deserve her.
SamuthNBS
I suspect she is 12 so there won't be much there to bother you.
dogsarerad
That's a child.
blueipDriver
English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?
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Rasdwatrium
@Iseeni-...oh, wait.
ThomsonI
I'm pretty sure that girl's underage, guys.
theyar
I'm thinking 14.
Editore
No she's not, she's gotta be at least 50 right now
LordElrond8
if she was 18 in '79 she's 57. If she was 25 in '70 she's 73. That is 100% someone's grandma
zagibu
So what? She's clothed.
ThomsonI
So we're just gonna ignore that OP's tags sexualize an underage girl, then?
CosBlade
Have we considered OP may be 14 or so?
ThomsonI
The 82 at the end of their username is an indication otherwise.
Deadpoolisfunny
Yeah but if we condemn him, then we have to condemn each other. And we wouldn't want that now would we?
ThomsonI
No, we can stick to just condemning users who openly sexualize minors -
MeltaBombsAreForVehicles
Staring straight at the nips
Andied
Well, she is beautiful so that's close to expected
IWasCheckingTheSpecsOnTheEndlineForTheRotaryGirder
I zoomed.
ScienceDiscoverer
Not much zoom...
mity0k23
...of a 14 year old... with the clap...
ScienceDiscoverer
#iseenipple
AliBarber
That title is a fucking train wreck
jaaaassephhhh
Who cares there's boobs
SilverFish0
Dude come and on down, you know
bingotown
I think "train wreck" and "dumpster fire" are my favorite descriptive phrases. Especially for work projects.
IHaveToPeePee
crazymojomonkey
Gladius82, definitely not a bot. Loves having skin and breathing oxygen. Thinks Zucc should be given a pass...
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MrMineHeads
/r/titlegore
thekingandqueenofcheese
I read "title" as "titty"
BlunderbussVigilante
We like, we like to marty!
pookie21
Lmao
pachyderm
lol.lol.lol.
Comet260
Must have been high on LSD.
Soulumn
I didn't even notice till I saw your comment.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
It's almost like Michael J Fox tried to type it himself
triptolemus510
Underrated comment.
yedi001
Great joke, but the delivery was a little shaky.
AnalTelescope
geez guys, its just one word that got autocorrected. this doesnt qualify as a trainwreck
TrumpSucksPenceOff
Its a Marty McFly clue... this motherfucker invented time travel!
hardytardigrade
Come and marty let's go party
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hardytardigrade
Oh, well, fuck. Sorry
Musoukadake
Ah ah ah! Yeah!
PsycheClone
Thanks I needed a laugh +1
userabc
It would be all fun and games until you realize there is no internet, cell phones and the weed sucked.
overdrive55
The weed was good. $10 an ounce.
PatrickTrimble
At least the cocaine was really good back then
Donotmakemeballthis
I’ve told my friends before during conversations about that me travel, “I’ll fucking overdose.” Mostly on cocaine
GGGenom
...Are you overdosing right now?
ColonelSteveSanders
Sometimes I honestly think we were all better off in the days before the internet. Don’t get me wrong- I’m totally addicted to it. But damn.
Comet260
I feel like there would not be as much hate being thrown around.
degenerator
Also, look at the people in the pic: how much obesity?
CheekyBreeki
Oh and don't forget all the serial killers!
specialblend154
Supposedly the 1970s were so violent because everyone was affected by lead poisoning in leaded gasoline.
degenerator
AIDS wasn't around and collars were wide as the sky.
BlastedSand
Muscle cars were dirt cheap because of the oil crisis though
UnlikelyMotivation
So your saying there we're business opportunities?
Phatplat
So much sex and drugs. Worst std was pregnancy.
paintingagency
Well, and gonnorhea and syphilis and warts and herpes.
Phatplat
Yes, but treatable. You die of aids and you die of kids.
DavidAndrews
You know what I miss? Being able to be alone without having to put in active effort, everyone expects to be able to get you at any time now.
Kinglucky707
Yeah but.....who has time for that when you're having sex the entire time.
IWouldDoThings
In a van!
Arsikere
actually i imagine life would be a lot better without the internet and cellphones, as I remember them days. but yeah on the weed
Canofminus
and then you invest heavily into IBM.
OneJiveHokie
No aids though
illforgetthislater
Not many fatties back then...
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
yeah kids these days have no idea what it was like to try and get high of a bag of shake and seeds
Molder12
Ehh I feel like every stoner has fallen on hard times and had to smoke some shwag to get high
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
not here in Washington, 5$ get's a couple nugs of Golden Goat from a store every 2 blocks
stjohnixx
Yeah but lots of coke and sex.
wisearse
We don’t miss things that aren’t part of everyday lives yet.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I kind of miss my robot butler that has yet to be invented.
Crawmak
Hey, at least the housing market was okay.
Flyingkitty67
But there was a gas crisis so...
bigpooplog
Interest rates were double digits!!
Dehaka
You mean giving up superficial distractions from the abyss that is our daily existence in trade for a future where those might not be needed
UsernameMustBeFourCharactersOrLonger
Facts
ClubberLaing
right...imagine everything you could get done.
weneedmorequestions
Sounds perfect for me - easy living.
pdp1
I grew up in the 80s, in a recent dream I time traveled to the 80s. It was awesome at 1st, but then I pulled out my cell phone.. NO WIFI!
HumfreeBugart
You must be old if you sampled 70's weed
Donotmakemeballthis
Fuck, 90’s weed sucked for the most part. 70’s weed was probably pencil shavings
IowegianStud
Not until Colorado legalized did we start getting quality bud in iowa
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Tell me stories of the old bud, grandpa?
vonkeswick
Man, even the weed in high school at the start of the millennium was terrible
samesamebutnotthesame
The weed would of been high grade
ensensu
No gay rights, I'm probably going to be the best educated medical professional there- oh wait, that was in 1790.
punderstorm
Not in Alaska! The weed used to be so much better here. matanuska thunder fuck for the win
ehoba666
Yeah but it'd be a lot cooler if you did
GTIBH
I remember Oaxaca’s delicious weed and good hash , btw where’s all the hash gone ?
Donotmakemeballthis
At least, though, you could actually hold a conversation on 70’s weed. Today’s weed is like....well I forgot but you get the point
TheSecondToLastAirbender
That's why I like Jack Herer. It doesn't put me in the dirt like others do.
Tornadotaco
And no drug testing
BoogalooBadger
Yup. A lot of the Amsterdam seed houses are now looking for the old strains specifically for this reason.
souch
To make it worse?
Arsikere
to make it so you aren't catatonic
PotooGeatAndWise
As cannabis becomes main stream, we need to acknowledge those of us who would like to get high without going into a fucking coma.
souch
Don't smoke as much
clutchthepearls
I just want a weed buzz, not a weed version of blacking out. One time my legs didn't work and I was too stupid to comprehend why. No thanks.
Qualtagh
Is it not just a "smoke less" sort of deal?
StrawberryPrincess92
yeah but it was super easy to get acid.
darkoshen
...and sex.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Lol it's still easy
jasonvoorheesbrotherjosh
Still is my friend
Hopelessdopefiend
Craigslist my man
chakarakarama
- sincerely, not the police
Flubunigushir
Still easy to get acid, just got to find your local psychedelic dealer or order of the dark web.
chardlz
Still super easy
userabc
Oh yeah, LSD was the internet of the 70's
twofishtails
And now I am going to have that printed on a T-shirt.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
"When I was a kid and you wanted to go outside and see shit that wasn't there you dropped acid like everyone else" - one of my Computer 1/2
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Science professors when pokemon go first came out 2/2
StrawberryPrincess92
Everybody has it except for you one friend who always hangs out and uses yours?
toasteheh
You have a friend who has no internet access? Where are his parents?
StrawberryPrincess92
His mother lives in the apartment with him, and his father has been dead for several years.
TortillaThaHun
Trailer park with no cell service?