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theInfinitelyProlonged
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I can already tell this is going to lead to lawsuits and I am here for it!
imgurianitarian
TurtleMeenageNurtleTutant
This disgusting, bullet dodging, coke to his sons selling, secret document stealing, sunk every business he tried to con with, tries to talk smarter as a 4th grader, paints his face orange to not look like a half dead junkie, bloated pedophile rapist who likes to stick his chode into his own daughter is the president of the new turd reich ... FOR THE SECOND TIME
mrssugar
jspatte83360
This makes me giggle, but if I were a betting man I would certainly bet against this coming to fruition.
ToSisPoS
Oh dear like a genie he is bond by the wording of his pact.
ahleron
Odds are some Trump sycophant mouth breather will revoke their status as a religion
adamsonpaul5772
He could literally wipe his ass on the constitution.
miklkit
Will the Painted Whore obey the 1st amendment?
msdss
Are people still stupid enough to think that any rules or laws apply to him whatsoever? Wake the fuck up.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
Oh he's Fucking Around, alright. There's a distinct lack of Finding Out, though. Maybe another mario brother will emerge soon enough.
pyrotronicalex
Not super fond on the leader of TST
https://www.reddit.com/r/rabm/s/PtGBJTFLSY
theskepticinme
The first amendment only applies to laws made by congress. By the wording
charondaboatman
horseman05
RetrogradeLlama
Ramen!
ithoughtyousaidmorningrum
R'amen
laserfrog
@noodles I hope that is a reall account
SirKaill
Damn if we can get a flying spaghetti monster statue in the White House that would be dope
horseman05
This would look nice in the Whitehouse Rotunda.....
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
spontaneous9
Marinara
horseman05
lilbrother
His noodley apendage. https://www.spaghettimonster.org
EroticZombiePants
It's nice to pretend the ultimate goal isn't to make Christianity the only religion in America.
FartingWiener
He'll just take away their federal recognition as a religion
brickgeek
Oh good, we might actually have some adults in the room
cevapi10upola
I am sure that was the intention in the first place
bourbonballs
justinlabue3000
Whatever happened about separation of church and state?
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
I posted this in a reply, but it is worth it's own comment. These are the tenets of The Satanic Temple (TST)
Lontri
I remember when I came across a story about TST activists offering their help to people many many years ago, and I went to the website to check things out. I was already interested in Satanism, but the Church of Satan wasn't really my jam. I read through the whole website, and after reading the tenets I was like "oh hell yea! I've found my people!"
Though I don't like it that I'm not allowed to talk about TST if I get interviewed or something, without special permission. That's poopoo.
NotACanadian
"one's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone" Does that mean being anti-vax is okay under TST?
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NotACanadian
I'm just being cheeky, man. No need to shart yourself
zagibu
Depends. Is it a vaccination that is scientifically proven to keep you from spreading disease? Then according to the tenets, you have to get it. Is it a vaccination that blocks the mind control rays eminating from 5G towers? Then you don't have to get it.
taggedcattle
There are six more tenets. So, no forced vaccination, but as a Satanist, you have the responsibility to examine your beliefs rationally. Also, you have to act with compassion towards others.
NotACanadian
But that conflicts with "freedom to offend". Just saying the tenets are kinda slapdashed and the "well maybe don't take this too seriously" at the end doesn't help lol
zagibu
Yes it does. One has to carefully evaluate when their freedom to offend should be made use of, and when it should not. For example, if two men kissing in public offends someone, freedom to offend can be used. But using it to verbally abuse a waiter because they tripped and dropped your order is not okay.
Osiricus
Everything happening goes with the NAR's 7 Mountains Mandate. Google it. Their self-proclaimed prophets met with Trump over 15 times in the weeks leading up to his failed Jan 6 coup. I promise he will not peacefully transition in 4 years, if he lives that long. Christian Nationalism is the biggest threat to the our democracy, bar none.
InfinitumD
He'll just say no and then nothing will happen, laws don't matter to him, he can do literally anything he wants and will continue to do so until he's stopped
rubypilgrim
I suspect what they mean by "faith office" only means their special Nazi Christian friends will be given an office in the White House. It''s unlikely that Trump and his ilk will allow anyone of any other faith to set foot there. I don't think they recognize any other religion or creed as legitimate.
Knifesmith
It's grift just like everything else from this conman. He's installing his prosperity gospel pastor (read "also grifter") who has previously purchased a multi-million dollar condo in tRump tower, and was previously subject to two different congressional investigations.
Knifesmith
It's grift just like everything else from this conman. He's installing his prosperity gospel pastor (read "also grifter") who has previously purchased a multi-million dollar condo in tRump tower, and was previously subject to two different congressional investigations.
genepoolboy
Yes everyone knows this is their intent. But because of your constitution, it cannot be said. So, they must say things like "religious literature" instead of "the bible", and that then means they must allow other kinds of religious literature. TST is testing this all the time, they are more "what would jesus do" than "american christians".
rubypilgrim
He's already discarded the Constitution. "Faith" is code in that world for "Evangelical Christianity."
annonymouse211
I just bought merch and donated to TST. Our religion is equal under the constitution and must therefore be represented alongside "Christians" in this new office.
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
The tenets of TST are amazing. Wish more people would live by them.
Narokh
The sin of empathy, right there in the first part. How dispicable! [/s]
buttcreambandit
Look at that I already do
Affray
That's why I joined, not that anyone has to in order to live this way obviously. I've always been a sarcastic atheist so I like TST's vibes.
annonymouse211
Welcome, brother. 🤘
RickO3611
The Xtians don't believe in anything other than Stinky the Shit stained Ape, Liar and Thief, Chief Felonious Convict
pyrotronicalex
https://www.reddit.com/r/rabm/s/PtGBJTFLSY
Fkngt
Good for you. I have a recurring donation and love to see how it’s used. The coffee mugs are also pretty nice.
BastardMan1977
Hail Satan
Fuckweasel
Ave Satanas!
AliceInjection
Archangellloooo
Hail satan
Welcome year zeerroo
dudedude09
OmnipotentBeing
elvisdumbledore
https://imgur.com/WIfEBBw
PineappleLoopsBroether
loggdawg
The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton.
tuckathanJay
If only he cared about rules, laws, the constitution, etc...
ArthurT
OUTTA MY F*CKIN WAY!
LuminoZero
Right? Judge orders Trump to let TST in, he laughs and says no, has the SS toss them out or in jail, nobody does fucking anything.
Repeat until Hollocaust.
SerialChickenLover
Yeah, I think people are being somewhat delusional right now when they think pointing out a legal technicality is dunking on Trump. The man is in control of the law enforcement wing of the federal government; Congress and the courts don’t have the guns. He does, and he’s pointing them at us.
ArthurT
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