For ten years, i listened to my barber tell me about her son. Last year, he stopped by to see her as i was leaving. He was a 19 year old adult. I'd always thought of him as being 9, but the math actually added up. Happy birthday to kiddo, hope they enjoy buying lotto tickets (unless you're in one of the many countries outside the us that allows 18 year old to party, in which case, hope they enjoy the hangover)!
I once dated a girl who's dad got remarried when she was 17. He ended up dying shortly after before he could update his will. When she turned 18 a month later, her evil stepmother kicked her out of the house...My parents were nice enough to let her stay with us to get herself together. She lived with us for over a year. So I technically lived with my girlfriend under my parent's roof!
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Mine turns 50 this month...
StarscreamAndHutch
Mine in a couple months. Time does fly. Took him to college orientation today.
ProfessorMatt
My youngest turns 29 this year.
Bobdole010
My friend I went to highschool with, just had their first borns 20th birthday
joeyecho101
It happens.
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joeyecho101
It's all downhill from here
Swiggy1957
It happens. My youngest grand kid turned 19 last fall.
joeyecho101
I am not ready for grandkids. Not yet.
Calicoastin818
HA laughs in 30 , hopefully they have their shit together by 26 good luck
sometimesarobot
Remind them that they're now LEGALLY responsible for their own actions.
joeyecho101
He's a good kid. But I need to at least outline some dos and donts for him.
MyDogTige
I hear you. My oldest is 25, my middle one is 22 and my youngest is 20. I'm almost 50. It's kind of surreal.
joeyecho101
Mine is the oldest of all the grandkids in the family. So this is a big deal for our whole family.
G081
My son asked what i got him for his 18th. I told him luggage !
joeyecho101
And a one way ticket anywhere he wants
IHaveAGuyForEverything
When mine turned 18, it was bittersweet. “Fuck, I’m old” warred heavily with “no more child support”.
StabbyMcMurder
You done did good if they're still alive.
joeyecho101
It's his mom. She's really got her shit together.
imacmadman
Our eldest will be 44 in September and her eldest turned 21 in March, time flies when you’re having fun.
Be sure to tell your eighteen year old that you love them and wish the very best.
Congratulations!
joeyecho101
Thank you. He's getting ready for HS graduation in a couple weeks.
bj52398
I turn 56 tomorrow. Happy birthday, birthday buddy!
joeyecho101
Yay!
0RocketCat0
For ten years, i listened to my barber tell me about her son. Last year, he stopped by to see her as i was leaving. He was a 19 year old adult. I'd always thought of him as being 9, but the math actually added up. Happy birthday to kiddo, hope they enjoy buying lotto tickets (unless you're in one of the many countries outside the us that allows 18 year old to party, in which case, hope they enjoy the hangover)!
joeyecho101
Yes. Most of my stories are about my kids as little boys. Nope. One's an adult now, the other one's almost 16. It just flies by.
Shenaniganz80
Tell them happy birthday
joeyecho101
He's going out for dinner with buddies after school and we'll have an ice cream cake for him when he gets home. Good times.
Shenaniganz80
Sounds like a nice day
joeyecho101
He's an honor student. College bound. Damn good drummer. He's my pride and joy and I love him. He only deserves the best things.
AvsFreak
My oldest will be 15 tomorrow. Happy birthday buddies!
joeyecho101
Our other one is 15. Time really flies.
OrkenMork
I once dated a girl who's dad got remarried when she was 17. He ended up dying shortly after before he could update his will. When she turned 18 a month later, her evil stepmother kicked her out of the house...My parents were nice enough to let her stay with us to get herself together. She lived with us for over a year. So I technically lived with my girlfriend under my parent's roof!
joeyecho101
Sounds like that worked out for both of you!
LogicKitty
Im the youngest. I sent my mom my first grey hair with a note saying "your baby is old and so are you"
joeyecho101
My gray hairs are the younger one's fault.
AyatollahBahloni
Mine is 46. *Wheeze*
joeyecho101
Wow. What was George Washington actually like in real life?