For those awkward times when police show up with a search warrant...

Apr 13, 2026 2:27 AM

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Put. The Candle. Back.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finally. Someone found a way to make spiral staircases MORE dangerous.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too, have money.

Not enough for this tho.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hahahah I love the husband that just came in and shut the floor on his wife.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m know a rancor pit when I see one.

You can’t fool me that easily, Jabba!

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I was expecting a *completely different* Star Wars reference. You know, in the first film, "I had these compartments for smuggling cargo, never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them".

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've read this story! I https://poemuseum.org/the-cask-of-amontillado/

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this, a tour of Epsteins island?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Videogames have taught me that's where they're hiding the best loot.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“You found a secret area!” - Doom

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 zome of these end way too quickly

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Command and Conquer?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy how money do that.

3 months ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

Yeah. No one in these pictures is worrying about the police knocking on their door.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

these are neat but all I can think is I hope they have some kind of battery backup on these powered doors.... otherwise if the power goes out you just have a fancy tomb to die in

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've floated building something like this for when they come for the trans community. Even tree stumps in the mountains can be dug out...

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Underground constructions are more easily concealed than hidden rooms inside a house, IMO.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much more technical difficulty and cost though.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No dragons?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stuff used to be cool because you thought one day you might get it. That dream is dead in America.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can’t be the only one that thinks a lot of these clips end too soon.. am I?

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes! A glimpse of an underground pool, was it? And other feelings of "wait what's behind this? "

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That wasn't really underground. It was illuminated by sunlight. The hidden stairs just take you directly to the part of the pool that dips under the building. It's kind of like hotel pools that are partially indoors, but with more bug potential.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All i can think about is being trapped in a house fire.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your house isn't a resident evil location are you even trying

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once dated a girl who's bedroom was hidden behind a bookcase that was hinged to the door. I thought it was the raddest thing until she told me it was her Jewish grandmother that insisted it be installed.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be nice having money.

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Step one: have lot of money

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally suitable music for walking through doors

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I like Dance with the Dead, but it feels pretty weirdly placed. Do folks not have the James Bond Theme anymore?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want a house with only hidden doors

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So I can be trapped in the basement while my dog is laying on the exit

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://abc7.com/post/part-underground-railroad-found-closet-merchant-house-museum-manhattan/18596504/

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very clever design. Reminiscent of the 16th century Nicolas Owen "priest holes" in England.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_hole

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's so cool!!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Firefighters hate this one trick.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I just hope the house has a good fire supression system cos the fire fighters aren't gonna find you if you don't.

3 months ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 4

Yes this seems like it would it shoul violate some building code.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

'Please, for the love of god, pull the third red book on the top shelf until you hear a click'

3 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Fire won't find you but neither will ice

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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You’d have to know there’s something behind that wall, though

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

An axe doesn't really help if you don't know that there's a room on the other side of the wall.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, I am a firefighter. I'll find myself in these all day.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well one key difference is that I'd be happy to cooperate with the fire department, unlike the police or whatever goon squad society brings up next.

3 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Yeah but during a fire when you are trapped in your secret room?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I probably have my phone on me that I used to call 911 in the first place and can tell them how to get in?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't make sense to assume you'll be the one to call or even concious.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of these are really neat, some are really creepy, and all of them cost an arm and a leg.

3 months ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 1

Non-powered Murphy doors are not that expensive and can be done by a DIYer or a kit.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are all stupid. You knew what I want?! Extra obstacles in my way to go to whatever bs I have down here

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 38

Not all of em. There were a couple that were manually opened and built into deck stairs. If you were building that on top of an existing cellar door it would be pretty possible for a skilled DIYer, and the material cost would only be a little more than the deck itself. You'd need extra framing around the door, some hinges, but compared to the ones with hydraulics? About as budget friendly of a vanity project as you could ask for.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one with the stairs lifting up isn't that difficult or expensive

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And some you might find someone's arm or leg down in the secret rooms...
Maybe I've been watching to many horrors lately 😂

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of people out there with immense disposable income... and being in a business like this must be an amazing windfall. You can pretty much charge what you want and they'll pay for it if references check out.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Capitalism in America is in its end stage and all the money is at the top.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An arm and a leg wouldn't even be a down payment on some of these I think

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We have this room off our living room we use for exercise equipment and it has 2 arches on either side of a fireplace to walk into it. It was going to cost us $20k to create bookshelves that were also doors (and just one side was going to be a door) and create a hidden room. Some of these look much more expensive than that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone has those

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I often think about doing something like this in case one day I have to hide trans people when the Americans come looking for them

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've thought about the same thing since the election. How to organize a way into Canada if shit gets real bad.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if you make it here and then the Americans invade, let me know

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially if you get caught in the mechanism.

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3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit, you made soda come out my nose.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Hope you were drinking soda. Otherwise it would be weird. Neat party trick though. “Diabetus Jesus”-like. Turning something into soda.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One should remember that lot of old Houses had a cellar for Food and Coal storage. And convenient Access from the Kitchen next to the Porch was good in the 10's and 20's of the last century. So the Kitchen Trappdoor or Porch Trap doors are good solution when you want more floorspace and still have access to the cellar.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Still, modernizing or restoring them is expensive. And they're all neat but some are still kinda creepy.

If I recognize it correctly, I think one of these is from the police video demonstrating the secret entrance to the illegal gun vault a guy had in his basement.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also recall various bolt-hole-things used through history, such as for the Underground Railroad in the US and various Protestant-vs-Catholic conflicts in Europe, just to name a few.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Eg: look up priest holes - no, not that, this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_hole

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want my house to be at least part hobbit hole. Want me some of that stable earth temp. And some goddamn privvacy.

3 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

I want a wholely underground hosue but hobbit hole is much cheaper to build

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coober Pedy in South Australia it’s to hot above ground

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earthship?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Geothermal with solar and wind batteries. Hidden away from humanity please and thank you.

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And some nice roots protruding from the ceiling. Very rustic!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And decent internet

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wind is...difficult to get right in the civilian scale. The height necessary to get even a small turbine into clear air is kinda silly, unless you live right on the coast, or the flattest expanse of prairie.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You want wind? Go anywhere in Wyoming.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the Netherlands.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, there's a reason farm windmills were built so high, and that was for incredibly small amounts of "output" in terms of what they could do if used to generate electrically.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minnesota, and if you live off a lake you can get pretty good winds year round. It might not be enough to power for the whole house, but with solar added in it would hopefully be enough

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