Jan 31, 2021 5:11 AM
Bountyhunterfromhell
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Smagalicious
He does not even know the fucking definition of Insider Trading. My God, what a fucking douche. Go back to your coke and cry me a river.
Steps2psychosis
Look at Donny jr trying to worm his way into relevancy pathetic.
STEVIERAYK
Jr is one dense pos Lol.
MrRandom314159
Junior here just wants everyone to like him.... but he's an idiot and will ALWAYS be haunted by his dad's (and his own) past actions.
Xerrai
Real republicans are going to have to start a new party. No choice. There is no coming back when every idiot calls themselves conservative
springelmogizmo
ShanOfGreenGables
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donutposse11337
I never understood why revolutions included exterminating whole families until recently. Not saying it’s right. Just understandable
Txernobog
Values and memory are equally shit.
Tedztical
Burn that shit up
moboden
I guess he figures if his dad ran and won, he's a shoe-in for the job. 'Fraid not, Donny. GTFO and stay out of Washington DC.
dontrike
Even if Jr. said "2+2=4" I'd still call him a fucker. He's only against this to try and gain some clout.
My favorite was his book published with a spelling error on the cover.
Srslythoguys
...Don Jr is going to run for president. Mark my cursed words. ?
thatscool22
I’ve been saying that for awhile. He will run. The trump cult will vote for him.
Cultistchan
Conservatives values are have money get clout, any means are justified if you don't get caught.
Huhwhatcrazy
And the two Georgians GOP Senators who stole from us on COVID intel
yikesaroni
LOL hes so fake, now hes like "hello fellow kids, look im doing the rocket emoji ?? im one of you, plz accept me"
PangeaSeparator
*insert Buscemi*
HeHeHebieJeebies
Stoooopid tRUMPsies... errrrr on the side of evil and you will always know you're on Paw paw's side.
hamstaman
*values that so-called American„conservatives“ claim to be „conservative“*
StewedTomaters
Has Jr. been changing his voice recently? I watch clips from before 2016 and he sounds like the nasally New Yorker I know him as, but when
I compare that to his voice now, it's like he's been doing a Patrick Warburton/Brock Samson impression.
Highlights333
Pro Tip: if you want to make fun of conservatives, at least use an actual conservative.
UnattendedDeviant
Are the downvotes from Trumpers who think this isn't true or just hate it when they are presented with truths about Trump they don't like?
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Probably the "no politics" crowd who think the entire internet should only be catered to them without having to search
welcomestranger
What a fucking idiot.
RVME
Don Jr. with a moment of clarity? Hard to believe.
BlueFlameKing
Conservatives have values?
Krakencrotch
Of course they do, they're called slavery, child labor and misogyny.
Also racism, hypocrisy, intolerance, smugness, arrogance, whataboutism, and smarminess.
doobiedoobop
They value power and being 'right' and will adopt any position that gets them closer to either.
Rhodabike
"Outsider trading", aka "the stock market as it's designed to be".
fidormula
Their values are malleable.
Malsbury
I'd say mildly viscose.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
Which is to say they don’t have any.
raphaelambrosiuscosteau
In the same way that the appearance of an imaginary friend may change
appleporpoise
Negotiable virtues
thechelonianshelmet
School Blancmange comes to mind, pasty, borderline runny, & almost tasteless with a hint of that 'about to turn' flavour.
confanity
No, they have exactly one value, which is "I do what I want and everyone else can get f***ed." It's the fascist creed.
AimlessSavant
Degradable
Youhavinagiraffe
The GOP are trying to jump on this anti-elite bandwagon to deflect away from the regulatory solutions the left have been offering since 2008
ColdestOne
Valleables if you will
How about... Variables.
BHPaperstacks
No, they do not have values unless you count self service at all costs a value. Values are exploitable weaknesses of the he lesser classes.
Kazpur81S
Didn’t the Supreme Court rule once that an acceptance of a presidential pardon is an outing of one’s own guilt?
abegrey109
Yes
georgejimmydoodle
Wouldn't matter in this case because the ex-congressman in question pled guilty.
Morlark
No. The Supreme Court once made a non-binding statement that accepting a pardon may cause others to "impute" guilt, even if none exists.
It was just dicta? I thought legally, once pardoned, you’re both guilty and testimony can be compelled.
dale3887
Go read up on Nixon’s pardon. The Supreme Court did rule that a pardon acceptance establishes guilt iirc
boson23
I don't think you are remembering correctly tbh, probably referring to the dicta from Burdick v. United States, but pardons have no formal/1
Legal effect of declaring guilt. Some pardons have even been used to exonerate people, like the case of Iva Toguri d’Aquino
Yes that case, no it’s not legal implication but does carry imputation of guilt and acceptance of the pardon carries imputation ofconfession
Nunyajonesinc
Kind of like ask the Republicans that traded based on early Covid info?
Fumbleskunk
At least one democrat, too. Dianne Feinstein.
NateKindaGreat
I thought DiFi's money was actually in a blind trust? Obviously, if not, nail her with the rest of them.
While shady, that’s not against insider trading laws.
God I hope you’re joking. Using private information to get an early out as well as making profit from that info is literally insider trading
Insider trading really has to do with knowing information you have a duty to keep private and then acting on it. Congress is also exempt
Euronyme
They traded on information the market didn’t have access to. Textbook. Also, the fact that they’ve made themselves exempt is just plain bad.
sundaymondayhippyday
it takes a lot to confess stupidity
StorytellingSalem
Hes not a conservative. You understand not every republican is a conservative right?
Tumescentpie
He's a conservative. Every Republican is a conservative every conservative isn't a republican. You fucked up.
softballguy
"He's not a conservative," insists millions of Republicans who voted for him twice.
Define conservative then
If you're a conservative gonna vote for someone who's not one, doesn't matter what I think it means because it's meaningless to you, too.
Disagree and please acknowledge that you are projecting. The gov of MD/MA are examples of conservatives. Marjorie and boebert are examples
Of maga republicans. Theres a diff. Do they vote in the same party, yeah. Our two party system is fked. But dont be narrowed minded. Theres
Spare me the lecture. Conservatives lost control of the GOP years ago. Figure that part out before you try riding that high horse again.
storebrandproductmascot
Who are the conservatives, then? The Republicans who don't embarrass you? Not many of those left.
As long as I've been alive, it's been the people who "coincidentally" favor all policies that hurt poor minorities.
......thats not a definition man. Thats not a fking definiton.You came at me when i said not all conservatives a republicans & thats ur def?
They want low taxes on the rich, low regulations on business, less money spent on social programs. They're really mad about those.
Always anti-worker, especially the workers who don't make much money. They're barely human to conservatives.
Smagalicious
He does not even know the fucking definition of Insider Trading. My God, what a fucking douche. Go back to your coke and cry me a river.
Steps2psychosis
Look at Donny jr trying to worm his way into relevancy pathetic.
STEVIERAYK
Jr is one dense pos Lol.
MrRandom314159
Junior here just wants everyone to like him.... but he's an idiot and will ALWAYS be haunted by his dad's (and his own) past actions.
Xerrai
Real republicans are going to have to start a new party. No choice. There is no coming back when every idiot calls themselves conservative
springelmogizmo
ShanOfGreenGables
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donutposse11337
I never understood why revolutions included exterminating whole families until recently. Not saying it’s right. Just understandable
Txernobog
Values and memory are equally shit.
Tedztical
Burn that shit up
moboden
I guess he figures if his dad ran and won, he's a shoe-in for the job. 'Fraid not, Donny. GTFO and stay out of Washington DC.
dontrike
Even if Jr. said "2+2=4" I'd still call him a fucker. He's only against this to try and gain some clout.
donutposse11337
My favorite was his book published with a spelling error on the cover.
Srslythoguys
...Don Jr is going to run for president. Mark my cursed words. ?
thatscool22
I’ve been saying that for awhile. He will run. The trump cult will vote for him.
Cultistchan
Conservatives values are have money get clout, any means are justified if you don't get caught.
Huhwhatcrazy
And the two Georgians GOP Senators who stole from us on COVID intel
yikesaroni
LOL hes so fake, now hes like "hello fellow kids, look im doing the rocket emoji ?? im one of you, plz accept me"
PangeaSeparator
*insert Buscemi*
HeHeHebieJeebies
Stoooopid tRUMPsies... errrrr on the side of evil and you will always know you're on Paw paw's side.
hamstaman
*values that so-called American„conservatives“ claim to be „conservative“*
StewedTomaters
Has Jr. been changing his voice recently? I watch clips from before 2016 and he sounds like the nasally New Yorker I know him as, but when
StewedTomaters
I compare that to his voice now, it's like he's been doing a Patrick Warburton/Brock Samson impression.
Highlights333
Pro Tip: if you want to make fun of conservatives, at least use an actual conservative.
UnattendedDeviant
Are the downvotes from Trumpers who think this isn't true or just hate it when they are presented with truths about Trump they don't like?
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Probably the "no politics" crowd who think the entire internet should only be catered to them without having to search
welcomestranger
What a fucking idiot.
RVME
Don Jr. with a moment of clarity? Hard to believe.
BlueFlameKing
Conservatives have values?
Krakencrotch
Of course they do, they're called slavery, child labor and misogyny.
donutposse11337
Also racism, hypocrisy, intolerance, smugness, arrogance, whataboutism, and smarminess.
doobiedoobop
They value power and being 'right' and will adopt any position that gets them closer to either.
Rhodabike
"Outsider trading", aka "the stock market as it's designed to be".
fidormula
Their values are malleable.
Malsbury
I'd say mildly viscose.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
Which is to say they don’t have any.
raphaelambrosiuscosteau
In the same way that the appearance of an imaginary friend may change
appleporpoise
Negotiable virtues
thechelonianshelmet
School Blancmange comes to mind, pasty, borderline runny, & almost tasteless with a hint of that 'about to turn' flavour.
confanity
No, they have exactly one value, which is "I do what I want and everyone else can get f***ed." It's the fascist creed.
AimlessSavant
Degradable
Youhavinagiraffe
The GOP are trying to jump on this anti-elite bandwagon to deflect away from the regulatory solutions the left have been offering since 2008
ColdestOne
Valleables if you will
fidormula
How about... Variables.
BHPaperstacks
No, they do not have values unless you count self service at all costs a value. Values are exploitable weaknesses of the he lesser classes.
Kazpur81S
Didn’t the Supreme Court rule once that an acceptance of a presidential pardon is an outing of one’s own guilt?
abegrey109
Yes
georgejimmydoodle
Wouldn't matter in this case because the ex-congressman in question pled guilty.
Morlark
No. The Supreme Court once made a non-binding statement that accepting a pardon may cause others to "impute" guilt, even if none exists.
donutposse11337
It was just dicta? I thought legally, once pardoned, you’re both guilty and testimony can be compelled.
dale3887
Go read up on Nixon’s pardon. The Supreme Court did rule that a pardon acceptance establishes guilt iirc
boson23
I don't think you are remembering correctly tbh, probably referring to the dicta from Burdick v. United States, but pardons have no formal/1
boson23
Legal effect of declaring guilt. Some pardons have even been used to exonerate people, like the case of Iva Toguri d’Aquino
dale3887
Yes that case, no it’s not legal implication but does carry imputation of guilt and acceptance of the pardon carries imputation ofconfession
Nunyajonesinc
Kind of like ask the Republicans that traded based on early Covid info?
Fumbleskunk
At least one democrat, too. Dianne Feinstein.
NateKindaGreat
I thought DiFi's money was actually in a blind trust? Obviously, if not, nail her with the rest of them.
donutposse11337
While shady, that’s not against insider trading laws.
Steps2psychosis
God I hope you’re joking. Using private information to get an early out as well as making profit from that info is literally insider trading
donutposse11337
Insider trading really has to do with knowing information you have a duty to keep private and then acting on it. Congress is also exempt
Euronyme
They traded on information the market didn’t have access to. Textbook. Also, the fact that they’ve made themselves exempt is just plain bad.
sundaymondayhippyday
StorytellingSalem
Hes not a conservative. You understand not every republican is a conservative right?
Tumescentpie
He's a conservative. Every Republican is a conservative every conservative isn't a republican. You fucked up.
softballguy
"He's not a conservative," insists millions of Republicans who voted for him twice.
StorytellingSalem
Define conservative then
softballguy
If you're a conservative gonna vote for someone who's not one, doesn't matter what I think it means because it's meaningless to you, too.
StorytellingSalem
Disagree and please acknowledge that you are projecting. The gov of MD/MA are examples of conservatives. Marjorie and boebert are examples
StorytellingSalem
Of maga republicans. Theres a diff. Do they vote in the same party, yeah. Our two party system is fked. But dont be narrowed minded. Theres
softballguy
Spare me the lecture. Conservatives lost control of the GOP years ago. Figure that part out before you try riding that high horse again.
storebrandproductmascot
Who are the conservatives, then? The Republicans who don't embarrass you? Not many of those left.
StorytellingSalem
Define conservative then
storebrandproductmascot
As long as I've been alive, it's been the people who "coincidentally" favor all policies that hurt poor minorities.
StorytellingSalem
......thats not a definition man. Thats not a fking definiton.You came at me when i said not all conservatives a republicans & thats ur def?
storebrandproductmascot
They want low taxes on the rich, low regulations on business, less money spent on social programs. They're really mad about those.
storebrandproductmascot
Always anti-worker, especially the workers who don't make much money. They're barely human to conservatives.